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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-10-14 07:05 pm

« 003 ⇢ event003.exe »

Who: Everyone ever.
When: OOC: 10/15; IC: 09/17
Where: Cerealia - all five districts.
What: Intro, murder bots, and fun for the whole family.
Rating/Warning: PG-13

//event003.EXE

Welcome to the CERES! You are now under arrest!


Did you think the glitches were over? Boy, were you wrong! Through the last remnants of the digital kerfluffle, the latest batch of recovered code has manifested in CERES' computer systems as the guilty parties. Yes, that's right, all incoming arrivals are now placed on the wanted list, accused of having committed the heinous crime of creating and releasing the gorg0n virus all over Cerealia. These vicious twelve have been working together all along and conspiring against CERES, and it's now up to everyone to figure out if the new arrivals are truly guilty or if they are as innocent and confused as they claim.

In the meantime, CERES has dispatched assassination droids to stop the accused and bring them to justice via disembowelment. So while CERES rushes to stop the droids from committing murder, characters are perfectly welcome to a.) soil themselves b.) fight off the droids c.) run while soiling themselves or d.) cry a lot. e.) ask for assistance!

"ASSASSINATION MODE: ONLINE
OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE THE ACCUSED
TIMEFRAME: 24:00 HOURS




JUDICIAL UNIT-00345 DISPATCHED"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ 00:01 ] It's a minute passed midnight, and the newest sets of recovered code are being spat out of ViViD and into Cerealia. Before the joyful reunions begin, an announcement starts blaring through everyone's computer screen, TV sets, devices, billboard screens, and so on. The image flashes with twelve names and twelve pictures along with a list of crimes each person has committed. They continue to flash again and again throughout the colony, alerting everyone of these heinous criminals. It's up to anyone if they want to engage them or stay far, far away from these perverts and miscreants.

As the arrivals begin to explore, they will see themselves plastered on just about every screen imaginable.
PHASE II
[ 2:00 ] It's still dark outside, hardly anyone out and about. It's the perfect time for an assassination attempt because that's when the information is received and processed by Cerealia's judicial system, but this isn't a job for any ordinary donut-eating cop. No, this is far greater than that. They bring out the big guns.

Twelve assassination droids, clad in armor and carrying katana, are immediately dispatched and sent to take out each of the accused at any cost. Characters are welcome to do any of the above choices while veterans to Cerealia can assist the arrivals, assist the droids, or just sit back and watch others suffer. It's completely up to you. They can also run into the droids on their search and try to interact with them.
PHASE III
[ 7:00 ] Your friendly CEO has finally gotten his ass out of bed, but by then, who knows how many people are left alive? After hearing of the kerfluffle, he decides to issue a cease and desist on the assassination droids, and instead, has his investigation units step in to confirm that the new arrivals are not guilty of any of the crimes and charges listed under their name. They will be pulled aside for painful, painful questioning before being released to explore as they wish.

To make up for all the damages and trauma incurred from the near-death attempts, Julius will also be giving the new arrivals a settlement of 20,000 credits each, so go out and party.
PHASE IV
[ 12:00 ] By noon, the incident has been cleared up with little to no blood spilled (hopefully). New arrivals are welcome to explore and enjoy their new living arrangements or possibly lie in bed and just cry some more. Either way, welcome to the magic that is Cerealia. The CEO will announce that the last of the virus has been officially cleaned up and taken care of, and he'll be issuing a video with a public apology for all.

BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Among the police droids dispatched, there will be a rehabilitative droid in a dinosaur suit, looking to cure the criminals of their improper behavior and their moral indiscretions through the power of LOVE and HUGS. It was developed after the researchers in CERES did extensive research on other worlds and found that this mystical creature was capable of creating worldwide joy and cheer. It will be chasing those who are on the Wanted List exclusively, but it will not stop at just them. Your character will be accosted and hugged whether they like it or not.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


insolvent: (Default)

[personal profile] insolvent 2014-10-16 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
That's right. I'm a chef... I work at the CERES head office. I work there part time as an office assistant too.

[ so he can try his hand at corporate espionage... not that he's very good at it. ]
flaredo: (Did you MEAN to land on your head?)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-16 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Do you actually get free time anywhere in there?
insolvent: (pic#8111316)

[personal profile] insolvent 2014-10-17 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes. I try to keep busy.

I made a mistake when I first got here, so I've been working double to make up for it.
flaredo: (SO MUCH WHY)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-17 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
You've only been here for a couple of months, right? What did you even do?
insolvent: (pic#8111343)

[personal profile] insolvent 2014-10-17 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ ugh... he doesn't even want to remember it (even if it really isn't that terrible). ]

I accidentally took a really expensive apartment. The rent's... [ shudder. ]
flaredo: (They're not even paying us for this!)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-17 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
... And you couldn't just get a roommate? A really wealthy roommate?
insolvent: commissioned; dns (pic#8236176)

[personal profile] insolvent 2014-10-17 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
No. There are surprisingly few of those around.
flaredo: (There he goes Jauneing again)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-17 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you could find someone else crazy enough to work two jobs...
insolvent: commissioned; dns (pic#8236171)

[personal profile] insolvent 2014-10-17 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
...or maybe I just need a third one.
flaredo: (And what part of LEAVE did you miss)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-17 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa there, Workaholic. [ And he'll get a flick to the forehead. ] Calm down.
insolvent: (pic#8111301)

[personal profile] insolvent 2014-10-17 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ ow. he flinches a little, but otherwise just smiles a bit weakly. ]

I was just kidding. Even I couldn't handle that. [ probably. ] Elle's going to need someone to look after her, too. [ once he finds her, anyway. ]
flaredo: (Tell me more tell me more)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-17 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if you ever need a babysitter, let the one with maybe only one job handle it! I'm great with kids!
insolvent: (pic#8111316)

[personal profile] insolvent 2014-10-17 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm pretty sure she'd insist she doesn't need a babysitter. But I might take you up on that.
flaredo: (That's my lil sis)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-17 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, right, if I'm speaking Kid... [ tapping her chin. ] 'Great Entertainer Yang Xiao Long'! Better?
insolvent: (pic#8111305)

[personal profile] insolvent 2014-10-17 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Can you do any tricks?
flaredo: (Hey big spender--)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-17 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yep, but I'd need a bigger audience. So-- [ she flashes him a wink. ] They're a secret for now.
insolvent: (pic#8111329)

[personal profile] insolvent 2014-10-17 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
I should have known there'd be a catch.

...we're not really getting any closer to finding Elle or your sister, huh? [ they've been walking around a while, and still no sign of... well... anything. ]
flaredo: (I hear the faint call of a damsel)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-17 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
... You're right. Should we split up?
insolvent: (pic#8111316)

[personal profile] insolvent 2014-10-17 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
You think you'll be okay? [ he really does not doubt she will be in the least. ] We can contact each other a little later to see how things went.

[ he pauses, pulling his cerevice from his pocket. ] They gave you one of these, right?
flaredo: (That's my lil sis)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-17 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... [ and she'll pull hers free now. ]

I'll be fine, but call if you need help. I'll touch base with you later!
insolvent: commissioned; dns (pic#8236173)

[personal profile] insolvent 2014-10-17 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Same. And if I see your sister, I'll let her know you're looking for her.
flaredo: (Please stop coming closer)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-17 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
I appreciate it. Don't let her run you ragged, Ludger!

[ and off Yang jogs, to get in fights with the police and to explain bras, among other things. Better call her later, Ludger. ]