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Who: Everyone ever.
When: OOC: 10/15; IC: 09/17
Where: Cerealia - all five districts.
What: Intro, murder bots, and fun for the whole family.
Rating/Warning: PG-13
When: OOC: 10/15; IC: 09/17
Where: Cerealia - all five districts.
What: Intro, murder bots, and fun for the whole family.
Rating/Warning: PG-13
//event003.EXE
![]() Did you think the glitches were over? Boy, were you wrong! Through the last remnants of the digital kerfluffle, the latest batch of recovered code has manifested in CERES' computer systems as the guilty parties. Yes, that's right, all incoming arrivals are now placed on the wanted list, accused of having committed the heinous crime of creating and releasing the gorg0n virus all over Cerealia. These vicious twelve have been working together all along and conspiring against CERES, and it's now up to everyone to figure out if the new arrivals are truly guilty or if they are as innocent and confused as they claim. In the meantime, CERES has dispatched assassination droids to stop the accused and bring them to justice via disembowelment. So while CERES rushes to stop the droids from committing murder, characters are perfectly welcome to a.) soil themselves b.) fight off the droids c.) run while soiling themselves or d.) cry a lot. e.) ask for assistance!
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//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I [ 00 PHASE II [ 2 PHASE III [ 7 PHASE IV [ 12 BONUS [ why[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ] |
//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you! |
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[ WHAT PART OF HIM LOOKS LIKE ONE.
Except everything.. like the fact he hardly wears a shirt.. but ssshh. ]
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Well, you do kind of look like those thugs who hang around shady areas and sleep with prostitutes.
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[ You have, since it's not like his shirt covers up anything at all? Well, too bad, you're going to see them more, since Shinpachi just flexes.. right there.. on the spot.. perfect. ]
Women are naturally attracted to these, it's not like I'd have to resort to anything! [ a total lie.
He can't really refuse the shady areas part though.. comes with the job.. he's the one taking care of those thugs usually, though!! ]
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"What the hell is with this guy", Shinnosuke's face reads.]
... And yet you're still a poor bum living off of creamed corn.
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[ Look at how quickly that denial happens. He stops mid-flex, instead angrily pointing at Shinnosuke.
He totally is a poor bum though. Just without the corn now. ]
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[ He's totally sulking over here.. the most mature 28 year old. ]
Something tells me ya just don't understand the true horrors of creamed corn. Just wait until you ever get stuck with it, kid, you'll understand what I mean.