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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-10-14 07:05 pm

« 003 ⇢ event003.exe »

Who: Everyone ever.
When: OOC: 10/15; IC: 09/17
Where: Cerealia - all five districts.
What: Intro, murder bots, and fun for the whole family.
Rating/Warning: PG-13

//event003.EXE

Welcome to the CERES! You are now under arrest!


Did you think the glitches were over? Boy, were you wrong! Through the last remnants of the digital kerfluffle, the latest batch of recovered code has manifested in CERES' computer systems as the guilty parties. Yes, that's right, all incoming arrivals are now placed on the wanted list, accused of having committed the heinous crime of creating and releasing the gorg0n virus all over Cerealia. These vicious twelve have been working together all along and conspiring against CERES, and it's now up to everyone to figure out if the new arrivals are truly guilty or if they are as innocent and confused as they claim.

In the meantime, CERES has dispatched assassination droids to stop the accused and bring them to justice via disembowelment. So while CERES rushes to stop the droids from committing murder, characters are perfectly welcome to a.) soil themselves b.) fight off the droids c.) run while soiling themselves or d.) cry a lot. e.) ask for assistance!

"ASSASSINATION MODE: ONLINE
OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE THE ACCUSED
TIMEFRAME: 24:00 HOURS




JUDICIAL UNIT-00345 DISPATCHED"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ 00:01 ] It's a minute passed midnight, and the newest sets of recovered code are being spat out of ViViD and into Cerealia. Before the joyful reunions begin, an announcement starts blaring through everyone's computer screen, TV sets, devices, billboard screens, and so on. The image flashes with twelve names and twelve pictures along with a list of crimes each person has committed. They continue to flash again and again throughout the colony, alerting everyone of these heinous criminals. It's up to anyone if they want to engage them or stay far, far away from these perverts and miscreants.

As the arrivals begin to explore, they will see themselves plastered on just about every screen imaginable.
PHASE II
[ 2:00 ] It's still dark outside, hardly anyone out and about. It's the perfect time for an assassination attempt because that's when the information is received and processed by Cerealia's judicial system, but this isn't a job for any ordinary donut-eating cop. No, this is far greater than that. They bring out the big guns.

Twelve assassination droids, clad in armor and carrying katana, are immediately dispatched and sent to take out each of the accused at any cost. Characters are welcome to do any of the above choices while veterans to Cerealia can assist the arrivals, assist the droids, or just sit back and watch others suffer. It's completely up to you. They can also run into the droids on their search and try to interact with them.
PHASE III
[ 7:00 ] Your friendly CEO has finally gotten his ass out of bed, but by then, who knows how many people are left alive? After hearing of the kerfluffle, he decides to issue a cease and desist on the assassination droids, and instead, has his investigation units step in to confirm that the new arrivals are not guilty of any of the crimes and charges listed under their name. They will be pulled aside for painful, painful questioning before being released to explore as they wish.

To make up for all the damages and trauma incurred from the near-death attempts, Julius will also be giving the new arrivals a settlement of 20,000 credits each, so go out and party.
PHASE IV
[ 12:00 ] By noon, the incident has been cleared up with little to no blood spilled (hopefully). New arrivals are welcome to explore and enjoy their new living arrangements or possibly lie in bed and just cry some more. Either way, welcome to the magic that is Cerealia. The CEO will announce that the last of the virus has been officially cleaned up and taken care of, and he'll be issuing a video with a public apology for all.

BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Among the police droids dispatched, there will be a rehabilitative droid in a dinosaur suit, looking to cure the criminals of their improper behavior and their moral indiscretions through the power of LOVE and HUGS. It was developed after the researchers in CERES did extensive research on other worlds and found that this mystical creature was capable of creating worldwide joy and cheer. It will be chasing those who are on the Wanted List exclusively, but it will not stop at just them. Your character will be accosted and hugged whether they like it or not.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


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[personal profile] demarcates 2014-10-28 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
It's not pity, really, just Hijikata feeling too responsible for his own common sense. It's one of CERES' things and it's got the wrong target (he...thinks...?) although what that target is he can't honestly pinpoint.

Creasing his brow, Hijikata moves reluctantly to stand in between the two of them, facing the dinosaur as it comes back from the unexpected action of being sneezed on. Obviously it hadn't expected that as a reaction to an incoming hug, either (although nice going, Kazama, what if it wants to nurse you back to health...

Lifting an arm to create more if a barrier between the demon and the robot, Hijikata exhales heavily before speaking.

How does he even try to tell it to go away? Nice job keeping you employees from being targets, CERES. ]

I can take care of this, go spread your... [ ah...? ] ...feelings somewhere else. On someone else who deserves them, too.

[ normally it would be an insult towards Kazama and on some level it is, but it's also... Well, no one deserves this, okay. ]
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[personal profile] abovedogs 2014-10-28 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ The unthinkable was happening and Kazama was still sneezing in that dinosaur's general direction when Hijikata stepped in to...

Take pity on him?

If only Kazama wasn't currently going through a severe heat flash followed by a sudden cold shiver because he definitely he would have kicked Hijikata's ass then and there for being so audacious! But instead he just chattered this way through his susprise. ]


H-hey, you...! What do you think you're... [ he shivered extra hard as sudden purple spots started to appear on his skin. ] Weren't you supposed to be dead!

[ says the pot to the kettle. They both died together after all. It was super duper romantic in the end... Not ]
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[personal profile] demarcates 2014-10-28 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ geez Kazama what did you catch, is ehatHijikaya wants to know and he's glancing back at him just a little, enough to reply to the comment with a light snort. ]
Did you forget I said I wouldn't go alone?

[ not that he doesn't feel the same way, but he's probably been aware the other is there via the others even if not having really let it sink in until he's finally come across him. ]

What the hell is wrong with you, anyway?
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[personal profile] abovedogs 2014-10-28 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ next time he runs into Shinpachi, he will kill him for spoiling the surprise :(

And he snorted, wrapping his arms around him and giving that dragon thing an spiteful, evil glare as it entered into a robot version of a happy dance as he tried to instill cheer and happiness into the chilly atmosphere ]


How should I know? That thing decided I needed a dose of cheer. Clearly, it has a death wish. As do you, it would seem.

[ Of which he'd be more then happy to give him (or both of them) just as soon as the world stopped spinning. ]
demarcates: minister ❖ gift, please ask first! (❝. . .ι'м тнe only one тнaт'ѕ wearιng a)

[personal profile] demarcates 2014-10-30 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ maybe if you didn't harass people your life would be less full of disappointments like people spoiling surprises :(

Still, never has he been stuck between two godawful extremes as he is right now. Except maybe with Ootori but Kazama and Ootori in the same sentence really makes his blood boil.
]

I meant your physical condition, asshole, but of you're so intent on death wish granting, maybe thing thing needs to amp up the cheer-givi—SHIT, HOLD IT, GODDAMN—

[ his sudden change in tone and subject as well as to whom he is talking to is all thanks to his last set of words apparently triggering the dinosaur to go from happy dance to hugging Kazama right through Hijikata. And that? Well, that's just closer than he ever wants to be to anyone or anything that isn't Chizuru or Kondou, thanks.

Unfortunately he has to back up into Kazama to steer a little bit more out if the dinosaur's way and put an arm out to hold it back, its little arms full of hugs and love flailing excitedly in never ending effort to deliver what they are thankfully too short to cause damage with.
]

You better not be contagious, Kazama Chikage, so help me. [ he sneers under his breath even as he shifts to try to push the dinosaur back a little more away from them.

Kazama is definitely not worth any of this ...!!!
]
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[personal profile] abovedogs 2014-10-31 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ he could see it coming, he could even practically hear it coming before Kazama felt the press of cloth against his cheek and the sudden warmth of fur reaching around to grasp him tight. It was... Almost comforting, actually, which made Kazama's stomach drop another foot or three and his face to oscillate between deathly pale and beet red.

And... What was that soft scent he could smell coming from the other man? Something clean, something fresh, something...

Kazama snorted and shoved, using his arms more so to push himself back rather then the other two forward as he broke free of the hug, looking somewhere between a lost, sick puppy and just a sick demon at the end of his rope and running a fever. ]
Your concern is misplaced, I assure you. Demons do not, as a rule, get sick and when we do, it is but a fleeting moment of our lives. No doubt I'll be well before you're done with disposing of our friend right there.

[ Since, you know, he can barely stand, but don't mind him at all as he very carefully takes another step back away from the two of you and picks at the lint now covering his coat thanks to that furry beast. Although it would be more then a little apt if Hijikata should end up keeling over and dying of a stupid thing like a viral infection. Kazama will just blame it on the robot and then take the credit. ]
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[personal profile] demarcates 2014-12-04 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Could have fooled me...

[ he grunts out the response, though, considering he's wrestling with a purple dinosaur—is this truly what his life has come to? a shinsengumi commander degraded to being a hugging-robot's opponent.

shit, he hates this place so much?!
]

Since you're not sick, I don't suppose that means you could do something unusual and useful like help get rid of our friend or anything, right?
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[personal profile] abovedogs 2014-12-07 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ he would but he's suddenly seeing double as he steps forward to attempt to rend their little friend in two, missing them both by a mile. Grunting, Kazama covers the faux pas with a yawn. ]

Take care of him yourself. I thought you were man enough to take care of even that much on your own.

[ ... says the man who's walking over to a bush and trying to sit on it's branch instead of the bench sitting right next to it. ]
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[personal profile] demarcates 2015-01-14 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ he shouldn't he mad at his arch rival for being a typical snot of a dips got when he's clearly delirious enough to favor the bush but he kind of also can't help it. Growling with some deliberant expression of aggravation, Hijikata turns his attention to grabbing his cerevice; unlike most of the the casing for it splits out and he uses the second smaller screen that's made itself available to punch blindly in some numbers.

Whatever it is, he manages to get the desired result. The dinosaur falters a little before letting go of Hijikata and turning to wander away in search of it's next victim (probably). Sighing, Hijikata lets his posture relax once sure of the robot's departure, bringing his free hand up to rub at his temples via his thumb one one side and his index finger stretched to the other while he pushes the cerevice casing back into it's normal single phone-style of a look.

What a fucking nightmare...

And it's not over, because now what is he supposed to do with the sick demon that clearly thinks he's got this all figured out?
]
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[personal profile] abovedogs 2015-01-23 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ stumbling, Kazama stared at his now rather squashed bush and then the bench and then the bush... Sighing, he just turned and sat on the ground, yawning, before blinking in surprise at Hijikata and the empty space in front of him. ]

Where did that... thing go? Surely he didn't get bored with you already?

[ he raised an eyebrow, squinting into the distance as the robot toddled off in search of greener pastures. And yes, he's a dick for not thinking Hijikata was capable of getting rid of him so quickly. Unless Kazama really had passed out for a second there. Oops? ]