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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-10-14 07:05 pm

« 003 ⇢ event003.exe »

Who: Everyone ever.
When: OOC: 10/15; IC: 09/17
Where: Cerealia - all five districts.
What: Intro, murder bots, and fun for the whole family.
Rating/Warning: PG-13

//event003.EXE

Welcome to the CERES! You are now under arrest!


Did you think the glitches were over? Boy, were you wrong! Through the last remnants of the digital kerfluffle, the latest batch of recovered code has manifested in CERES' computer systems as the guilty parties. Yes, that's right, all incoming arrivals are now placed on the wanted list, accused of having committed the heinous crime of creating and releasing the gorg0n virus all over Cerealia. These vicious twelve have been working together all along and conspiring against CERES, and it's now up to everyone to figure out if the new arrivals are truly guilty or if they are as innocent and confused as they claim.

In the meantime, CERES has dispatched assassination droids to stop the accused and bring them to justice via disembowelment. So while CERES rushes to stop the droids from committing murder, characters are perfectly welcome to a.) soil themselves b.) fight off the droids c.) run while soiling themselves or d.) cry a lot. e.) ask for assistance!

"ASSASSINATION MODE: ONLINE
OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE THE ACCUSED
TIMEFRAME: 24:00 HOURS




JUDICIAL UNIT-00345 DISPATCHED"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ 00:01 ] It's a minute passed midnight, and the newest sets of recovered code are being spat out of ViViD and into Cerealia. Before the joyful reunions begin, an announcement starts blaring through everyone's computer screen, TV sets, devices, billboard screens, and so on. The image flashes with twelve names and twelve pictures along with a list of crimes each person has committed. They continue to flash again and again throughout the colony, alerting everyone of these heinous criminals. It's up to anyone if they want to engage them or stay far, far away from these perverts and miscreants.

As the arrivals begin to explore, they will see themselves plastered on just about every screen imaginable.
PHASE II
[ 2:00 ] It's still dark outside, hardly anyone out and about. It's the perfect time for an assassination attempt because that's when the information is received and processed by Cerealia's judicial system, but this isn't a job for any ordinary donut-eating cop. No, this is far greater than that. They bring out the big guns.

Twelve assassination droids, clad in armor and carrying katana, are immediately dispatched and sent to take out each of the accused at any cost. Characters are welcome to do any of the above choices while veterans to Cerealia can assist the arrivals, assist the droids, or just sit back and watch others suffer. It's completely up to you. They can also run into the droids on their search and try to interact with them.
PHASE III
[ 7:00 ] Your friendly CEO has finally gotten his ass out of bed, but by then, who knows how many people are left alive? After hearing of the kerfluffle, he decides to issue a cease and desist on the assassination droids, and instead, has his investigation units step in to confirm that the new arrivals are not guilty of any of the crimes and charges listed under their name. They will be pulled aside for painful, painful questioning before being released to explore as they wish.

To make up for all the damages and trauma incurred from the near-death attempts, Julius will also be giving the new arrivals a settlement of 20,000 credits each, so go out and party.
PHASE IV
[ 12:00 ] By noon, the incident has been cleared up with little to no blood spilled (hopefully). New arrivals are welcome to explore and enjoy their new living arrangements or possibly lie in bed and just cry some more. Either way, welcome to the magic that is Cerealia. The CEO will announce that the last of the virus has been officially cleaned up and taken care of, and he'll be issuing a video with a public apology for all.

BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Among the police droids dispatched, there will be a rehabilitative droid in a dinosaur suit, looking to cure the criminals of their improper behavior and their moral indiscretions through the power of LOVE and HUGS. It was developed after the researchers in CERES did extensive research on other worlds and found that this mystical creature was capable of creating worldwide joy and cheer. It will be chasing those who are on the Wanted List exclusively, but it will not stop at just them. Your character will be accosted and hugged whether they like it or not.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


flaredo: (Of course I don't start fights)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-03 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Ours are a liiittle bit bigger. Not by much, but...
unathletic: (i've heard your story)

[personal profile] unathletic 2014-11-03 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Bigger? [ A small moment, but then he shrugs. ]

Got to be around the same time. These things first kept getting smaller and now they're getting bigger again.

[ The true woes and first world problems of modern technology, don't you know. ]
flaredo: (Hark!  The herald Weiss shrieks!)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-04 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
As long as they don't end up as big as news' screens, we should be fine.
unathletic: (through our landslide)

[personal profile] unathletic 2014-11-05 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know how anyone'd even still stash them in their pockets like that.

[ And what's the point of a cellphone if you can't just casually shove it into there to seem like a true teenager!! ]
flaredo: (Sure are a lot of tumbleweeds today)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-06 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
I guess inventing hammer space would be pretty helpful!

[ or just compact it. Like her dog. ]
unathletic: (like a walk in the park)

[personal profile] unathletic 2014-11-07 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not something that can be invented though. [ a small pause, almost as if he has to think about it.. and then he frowns a little. ] .. I think.

[ Is that supposed to be possible? It's not like he's the best at school, let alone in science.. he's only not the worst student of his class thanks to the fact that he's not naturally dumb, he just went through a thug period. ]
flaredo: (Kanyeshrug.jpg)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-08 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
You'd be surprised! Give it a couple of years.
unathletic: (to find out how fast)

[personal profile] unathletic 2014-11-08 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
They already have it in your world?

[ ???

Just.. hammer space. As a thing. What would you even do to get that, buy it in a store?

Somehow this feels even more weird than all the anime shit he's seen around here. Maybe since it still hits fairly close to his own world, yet is super weird at the same time. ]
flaredo: (Tell me more tell me more)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-09 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Not exactly-- we just know how to make big things a lot smaller!

[ a... lot. ]
unathletic: (charlie; you should've)

[personal profile] unathletic 2014-11-10 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
That still sounds sounds like something that'd only happen in movies in mine. "Honey, I shrunk the kids" or whatever that one was named.

[ It's during these moments that you get thankful for all the movies you've seen and heard of in your life.. it's the only way to come to terms with hearing of all these weird concepts actually being a thing now. ]
flaredo: (They'll be at this for hours)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-11 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
... Lemme guess. The hero's a bad father.
unathletic: (gold and platinum)

[personal profile] unathletic 2014-11-12 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't that what most movies and shows are like nowadays?

[ What's it with popular shows and all these absent parents.. or if they're there, they're usually terrible. He's more versed with animated stuff than actual movies, even if he won't admit it.. ]
flaredo: (Kanyeshrug.jpg)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-12 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
... Yeah, actually. Orphans and runaways.
unathletic: (through our landslide)

[personal profile] unathletic 2014-11-15 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess you just can't have a good backstory unless something is up with your parents.

[ says the guy whose whole series is based on this, basically. ]
flaredo: (They're not even paying us for this!)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-16 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
And that's just sad! I mean, what's wrong with having a normal backstory? Then you could have a completely exciting present story to make up for it!
unathletic: (you take a piece of)

[personal profile] unathletic 2014-11-16 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that really so much better?

[ He'd be okay with living a quiet and normal life by now, thanks.. his childhood dreams of living an exciting life as a professional soccer player are completely gone by now, after all. ]

I'm sure some people'd call this place "exciting". [ The underlying implication is not hard to glance from it.. this place is shitty, and if this is what exciting is like, then he'd rather just sit back home again and go to school every day like he used to, okay. ]
flaredo: (They'll be at this for hours)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-17 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
There's "exciting" and then there's "kind of annoying exciting", which is nowhere near as fun.

[ especially if nearly everyone she knows is apparently dead and gone. ]
unathletic: (then it's a guy i don't know.)

[personal profile] unathletic 2014-11-18 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
It tends to be the latter.

[ He actually knows how to have fun despite appearances, okay.. it's just that he's pretty Done with this place at this point. ]

.. just so you're warned. I guess.