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Who: Everyone ever.
When: OOC: 10/15; IC: 09/17
Where: Cerealia - all five districts.
What: Intro, murder bots, and fun for the whole family.
Rating/Warning: PG-13
When: OOC: 10/15; IC: 09/17
Where: Cerealia - all five districts.
What: Intro, murder bots, and fun for the whole family.
Rating/Warning: PG-13
//event003.EXE
![]() Did you think the glitches were over? Boy, were you wrong! Through the last remnants of the digital kerfluffle, the latest batch of recovered code has manifested in CERES' computer systems as the guilty parties. Yes, that's right, all incoming arrivals are now placed on the wanted list, accused of having committed the heinous crime of creating and releasing the gorg0n virus all over Cerealia. These vicious twelve have been working together all along and conspiring against CERES, and it's now up to everyone to figure out if the new arrivals are truly guilty or if they are as innocent and confused as they claim. In the meantime, CERES has dispatched assassination droids to stop the accused and bring them to justice via disembowelment. So while CERES rushes to stop the droids from committing murder, characters are perfectly welcome to a.) soil themselves b.) fight off the droids c.) run while soiling themselves or d.) cry a lot. e.) ask for assistance!
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//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I [ 00 PHASE II [ 2 PHASE III [ 7 PHASE IV [ 12 BONUS [ why[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ] |
//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you! |
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Got to be around the same time. These things first kept getting smaller and now they're getting bigger again.
[ The true woes and first world problems of modern technology, don't you know. ]
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[ And what's the point of a cellphone if you can't just casually shove it into there to seem like a true teenager!! ]
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[ or just compact it. Like her dog. ]
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[ Is that supposed to be possible? It's not like he's the best at school, let alone in science.. he's only not the worst student of his class thanks to the fact that he's not naturally dumb, he just went through a thug period. ]
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[ ???
Just.. hammer space. As a thing. What would you even do to get that, buy it in a store?
Somehow this feels even more weird than all the anime shit he's seen around here. Maybe since it still hits fairly close to his own world, yet is super weird at the same time. ]
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[ a... lot. ]
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[ It's during these moments that you get thankful for all the movies you've seen and heard of in your life.. it's the only way to come to terms with hearing of all these weird concepts actually being a thing now. ]
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[ What's it with popular shows and all these absent parents.. or if they're there, they're usually terrible. He's more versed with animated stuff than actual movies, even if he won't admit it.. ]
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[ says the guy whose whole series is based on this, basically. ]
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[ He'd be okay with living a quiet and normal life by now, thanks.. his childhood dreams of living an exciting life as a professional soccer player are completely gone by now, after all. ]
I'm sure some people'd call this place "exciting". [ The underlying implication is not hard to glance from it.. this place is shitty, and if this is what exciting is like, then he'd rather just sit back home again and go to school every day like he used to, okay. ]
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[ especially if nearly everyone she knows is apparently dead and gone. ]
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[ He actually knows how to have fun despite appearances, okay.. it's just that he's pretty Done with this place at this point. ]
.. just so you're warned. I guess.