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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-10-14 07:05 pm

« 003 ⇢ event003.exe »

Who: Everyone ever.
When: OOC: 10/15; IC: 09/17
Where: Cerealia - all five districts.
What: Intro, murder bots, and fun for the whole family.
Rating/Warning: PG-13

//event003.EXE

Welcome to the CERES! You are now under arrest!


Did you think the glitches were over? Boy, were you wrong! Through the last remnants of the digital kerfluffle, the latest batch of recovered code has manifested in CERES' computer systems as the guilty parties. Yes, that's right, all incoming arrivals are now placed on the wanted list, accused of having committed the heinous crime of creating and releasing the gorg0n virus all over Cerealia. These vicious twelve have been working together all along and conspiring against CERES, and it's now up to everyone to figure out if the new arrivals are truly guilty or if they are as innocent and confused as they claim.

In the meantime, CERES has dispatched assassination droids to stop the accused and bring them to justice via disembowelment. So while CERES rushes to stop the droids from committing murder, characters are perfectly welcome to a.) soil themselves b.) fight off the droids c.) run while soiling themselves or d.) cry a lot. e.) ask for assistance!

"ASSASSINATION MODE: ONLINE
OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE THE ACCUSED
TIMEFRAME: 24:00 HOURS




JUDICIAL UNIT-00345 DISPATCHED"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ 00:01 ] It's a minute passed midnight, and the newest sets of recovered code are being spat out of ViViD and into Cerealia. Before the joyful reunions begin, an announcement starts blaring through everyone's computer screen, TV sets, devices, billboard screens, and so on. The image flashes with twelve names and twelve pictures along with a list of crimes each person has committed. They continue to flash again and again throughout the colony, alerting everyone of these heinous criminals. It's up to anyone if they want to engage them or stay far, far away from these perverts and miscreants.

As the arrivals begin to explore, they will see themselves plastered on just about every screen imaginable.
PHASE II
[ 2:00 ] It's still dark outside, hardly anyone out and about. It's the perfect time for an assassination attempt because that's when the information is received and processed by Cerealia's judicial system, but this isn't a job for any ordinary donut-eating cop. No, this is far greater than that. They bring out the big guns.

Twelve assassination droids, clad in armor and carrying katana, are immediately dispatched and sent to take out each of the accused at any cost. Characters are welcome to do any of the above choices while veterans to Cerealia can assist the arrivals, assist the droids, or just sit back and watch others suffer. It's completely up to you. They can also run into the droids on their search and try to interact with them.
PHASE III
[ 7:00 ] Your friendly CEO has finally gotten his ass out of bed, but by then, who knows how many people are left alive? After hearing of the kerfluffle, he decides to issue a cease and desist on the assassination droids, and instead, has his investigation units step in to confirm that the new arrivals are not guilty of any of the crimes and charges listed under their name. They will be pulled aside for painful, painful questioning before being released to explore as they wish.

To make up for all the damages and trauma incurred from the near-death attempts, Julius will also be giving the new arrivals a settlement of 20,000 credits each, so go out and party.
PHASE IV
[ 12:00 ] By noon, the incident has been cleared up with little to no blood spilled (hopefully). New arrivals are welcome to explore and enjoy their new living arrangements or possibly lie in bed and just cry some more. Either way, welcome to the magic that is Cerealia. The CEO will announce that the last of the virus has been officially cleaned up and taken care of, and he'll be issuing a video with a public apology for all.

BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Among the police droids dispatched, there will be a rehabilitative droid in a dinosaur suit, looking to cure the criminals of their improper behavior and their moral indiscretions through the power of LOVE and HUGS. It was developed after the researchers in CERES did extensive research on other worlds and found that this mystical creature was capable of creating worldwide joy and cheer. It will be chasing those who are on the Wanted List exclusively, but it will not stop at just them. Your character will be accosted and hugged whether they like it or not.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


flaredo: (Sure are a lot of tumbleweeds today)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-07 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
She really isn't. But then again, neither am I.

[ SO CHILL. ]
foodcritic: (pic#8414929)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-11-08 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't really seem that weird to me...

[though most people would probably seem fairly normal after meeting muzet.]
flaredo: (Of course I don't start fights)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-09 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
I'm the fun kind of weird, so I think it evens out pretty well.
foodcritic: (pic#8438538)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-11-10 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
The fun kind.... hm... [okay, so maybe she doesn't really know what that's supposed to mean.]

I don't know if I know anybody who's a fun kind of weird. Usually they're just the weird kind.
flaredo: (I like the leg-breaking idea!)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-10 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
You know me now, though, right? I'll be your example!
foodcritic: (pic#8361874)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-11-10 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Well... sure. Once you prove that's really how it is, I guess.
flaredo: (There he goes Jauneing again)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-10 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure how to prove it... I guess you'll have to get to know me.
foodcritic: (pic#8361868)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-11-10 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it's not like I thought there'd be some magical other way, you know...
flaredo: (Hakuna Matata)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-10 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
You never know, Miss Sassy.
foodcritic: (pic#8361877)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-11-10 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
[she scrunches her nose at that name.] Hey...
flaredo: (Let's keep moseying)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-10 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And Yang just laughs, shaking her head. ] I thought it fit you! But I definitely look forward to being friends with you.
foodcritic: (pic#8361874)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-11-10 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Friends? [oh. friends.. gosh, that's so forward, yang!!] Well, I guess I can't say no if that's what you really want. I wouldn't want to disappoint you or anything.
flaredo: (You'll get this smile if you're worth it)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-11 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
That's sweet of you... but yeah, I could use a few friends here.
foodcritic: (pic#8438540)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-11-11 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Ye-yeah, well... You have me, I guess. And Ludger too. So... it's fine.
flaredo: (That's my lil sis)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-11 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
... Yeah. Thanks.
foodcritic: (pic#8363016)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-11-12 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
[she nods, but then follows it up by standing.]

Anyway... I should probably go before Ludger starts to worry too much. [spoken as if clearly he just worries too much and not that there's a reason to. even if there is.]
flaredo: (Did you MEAN to land on your head?)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-12 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Take it easy, okay? Tell Ludger not to have a heart attack over you, either.
foodcritic: (pic#8438543)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-11-13 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I think he'll be okay. You gotta be careful too, okay? [with that, she'll start to run off back in the direction of the apartment building she came from, but not before stopping and turning around to wave at yang one last time.

she's a little bratty and a bit of a tsun, but she's a good kid at her core.]