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Who: Everyone ever.
When: OOC: 10/15; IC: 09/17
Where: Cerealia - all five districts.
What: Intro, murder bots, and fun for the whole family.
Rating/Warning: PG-13
When: OOC: 10/15; IC: 09/17
Where: Cerealia - all five districts.
What: Intro, murder bots, and fun for the whole family.
Rating/Warning: PG-13
//event003.EXE
![]() Did you think the glitches were over? Boy, were you wrong! Through the last remnants of the digital kerfluffle, the latest batch of recovered code has manifested in CERES' computer systems as the guilty parties. Yes, that's right, all incoming arrivals are now placed on the wanted list, accused of having committed the heinous crime of creating and releasing the gorg0n virus all over Cerealia. These vicious twelve have been working together all along and conspiring against CERES, and it's now up to everyone to figure out if the new arrivals are truly guilty or if they are as innocent and confused as they claim. In the meantime, CERES has dispatched assassination droids to stop the accused and bring them to justice via disembowelment. So while CERES rushes to stop the droids from committing murder, characters are perfectly welcome to a.) soil themselves b.) fight off the droids c.) run while soiling themselves or d.) cry a lot. e.) ask for assistance!
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//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I [ 00 PHASE II [ 2 PHASE III [ 7 PHASE IV [ 12 BONUS [ why[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ] |
//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you! |
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What he didn't count on was being almost hit by a flying sword. He sidesteps it easily enough, at least, and then he looks toward the owner of it. ]
Wow, the violent criminal really acts like a violent criminal, amazing. Do I need to be careful of dying again or something?
[ He's not taking this seriously at all, simply continuing to smoke his cigarette and calmly watch the spectacle. ]
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..."Dying again", though? Sure, he was in a battle before this, but Sousei doesn't think that he's dead (despite what he's been told, but why would he trust the assholes who immediately turn around and try to kill him?), so...
Regardless, Sousei gives the peanut gallery a flat look, even as he steps back to avoid another attack by that droid, which doesn't much seem put out by the loss of its sword.]
I don't intend you any harm. [That said--] It can be dangerous near a fight.
[You should probably keep your distance, utterly unhelpful friend. Though in the next instant, Sousei is sidestepping the droid's attempt to grab at him one more time. One sweep of his sword later and the droid is sans arm (which really just convinces him that it's not human, which makes the next step so much easier), and then he is quickly stepping to one side and behind it, slamming his sword straight through the back of its head.
Well that was fast.]
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But, "intend no harm" to him? While he didn't doubt it - most people here were surprisingly too good for their own well-being - he really didn't care if it was dangerous to be close or not. ]
I'm not particularly worried.
[ Spirits didn't really work the same way as live humans, even when the spirits found themselves suddenly visible to everyone ever, when they shouldn't actually be visible. No big deal, though. ]
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So it would seem. [Whether that's wise or not Sousei keeps to himself, especially without knowing the current situation. It's not like he can make snap judgements at a time like this.]
Can I help you?
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I dunno, but I doubt it, considering you're sort of wanted right now.
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[Regardless of the other man's own lackadaisical attitude towards his own health, Sousei's at least aware that being around him at the moment is an invitation for more danger, and he's not going to suggest to stick around for that.
(Also, stop wasting his time.)]
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[ Rasu might be timid and weird as hell (though Hokuto is a bit weird too) but he is a talented nurse assistant, or he wouldn't be employed by the Soul School. ]
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It's foolish to remain in danger simply because someone will patch you up after. [Honestly.] That's only causing more trouble.
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That so? Then I guess I'm fine with being irresponsible. Being responsible is such a pain.
[ He does it enough by being a teacher. ]
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But for someone who is responsible to the core, this is...beyond irritating to hear. But. Not his problem. Not his problem. Probably.]
Then why are you out here?
[Mostly he's just trying to get a feel for if this guy will cause even more trouble, or not.]
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Why was he asking that? As someone he doesn't know and everything. ]
I don't know if I want or need to tell you.
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Are you intending to cause more trouble, or are you simply here to observe?
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I haven't really decided yet, actually.
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...I see.
[he sees that you're a little shit.]
If you cause more difficulties, then I will not hesitate to stop you.
[Fair warning, because now he's turning on his heel to go help out the more...hapless newbies...]
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Who says I'm out to cause trouble?
[ and just because he has nothing better to do, he follows. ]
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I intend to be prepared for any possibility.
[And you didn't say you wouldn't, sir.]
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You gonna prepare for any eventualities? Like flying cars and swimming planes?
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And so, Sousei deals with it by giving the shortest answer possible.]
Yes.
[Who knows if he could really deal with stupid nonsense like that, but he will damn well try.
But he's still...striding away, oh god why is this happening.]
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When are you from?
[ Because he's still looking and acting like a soldier, but could be from several different time periods. ]
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[He has no problems with giving out that information, even if he's not even sure why Hokuto cares. But it's hardly problematic information.]
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[ Closer to modern, but not quite there. ]
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... I will adapt to the situation as need-be.
[If that's a concern. He certainly doesn't intend to be deadweight in the least.]
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[ Because time-jumps could prove to be a problem. ]
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[It's an immediate answer, because honestly, there's not really a choice. He'll adapt. He kind of has to. So he's not even going to bother questioning the alternative.]
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[ But you know. Some things might be just a bit hard. ]
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