Are you deaf? I don't get paid for watching you, I get paid for keeping every actual patron here safe.
[ Boy, he's laying the sarcasm on thick, as if anyone in the Vessalius dukedom doesn't apply to the prerequisite standard by virtue of being overly-entitled brats. Furthermore, Elliot's nothing if not terribly snarky. It's like he can't go a day without insulting someone else's mother.
In the meantime, Elliot's peeling off his socks and dress shoes in a despairing effort to dry them within the hour while Oz continues being the punkass dweeb all of Tellus practically knows him for at this point. Wadding the mess of leather and polyester cotton beneath the lifeguard post, he straightens, grabbing another towel to swipe messily at his face. ]
Hah?! Who'd want to swim with you in the first place? What a complete waste of time. Besides, isn't it better this way? We both know you'd be too frustrated to work properly if I beat you in every swimming match.
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[ Boy, he's laying the sarcasm on thick, as if anyone in the Vessalius dukedom doesn't apply to the prerequisite standard by virtue of being overly-entitled brats. Furthermore, Elliot's nothing if not terribly snarky. It's like he can't go a day without insulting someone else's mother.
In the meantime, Elliot's peeling off his socks and dress shoes in a despairing effort to dry them within the hour while Oz continues being the punkass dweeb all of Tellus practically knows him for at this point. Wadding the mess of leather and polyester cotton beneath the lifeguard post, he straightens, grabbing another towel to swipe messily at his face. ]
Hah?! Who'd want to swim with you in the first place? What a complete waste of time. Besides, isn't it better this way? We both know you'd be too frustrated to work properly if I beat you in every swimming match.