Is that supposed to be persuasive? I'm not buying that kind of half-baked excuse!
[ SAYS ELLIOT, LOSER EXTRAORDINAIRE, as he backpedals himself into audible hypocrisy. He's keeping one eye peeled in case Oz decides to effect the behavior nuances of a flamingo and go hopping in convolutions around the pool so he can body-tackle him to the ground and earn them both head-splitting concussions, but so far all he's done is ... throw a tantrum ... how predictable.
Superiority inflating, Elliot rises to his full height, airing out the towel in a gesture reminiscent of a housewife's domestic beleaguerment because it's such a pain to prattle on about the obvious. ] It would be unfair to challenge you and get your hopes up when the winner of that contest is already clear. You haven't been properly trained by a licensed professional, so what kind of match would that be? I'm looking out for your best interests here.
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[ SAYS ELLIOT, LOSER EXTRAORDINAIRE, as he backpedals himself into audible hypocrisy. He's keeping one eye peeled in case Oz decides to effect the behavior nuances of a flamingo and go hopping in convolutions around the pool so he can body-tackle him to the ground and earn them both head-splitting concussions, but so far all he's done is ... throw a tantrum ... how predictable.
Superiority inflating, Elliot rises to his full height, airing out the towel in a gesture reminiscent of a housewife's domestic beleaguerment because it's such a pain to prattle on about the obvious. ] It would be unfair to challenge you and get your hopes up when the winner of that contest is already clear. You haven't been properly trained by a licensed professional, so what kind of match would that be? I'm looking out for your best interests here.