I already stretched! [He didn't stretch at all, he's going to cramp up and die. THIS IS IT, THIS IS HOW IT ENDS... Forget about how he avoided death so many times up until today. No, it will be a freestyle swimming race with Elliot Nightray that finally gets him. This is what they get for trying to cross genres...
Either way, he's in the process of hefting himself up out of the water so they can head to the larger pool when Elliot decides to send his grossass sandal jetting like a missile toward his head. With an indignant yelp, he DIVES BACK INTO THE SAFETY OF THE WATER... So his stupid face is saved, but the sandal bounces off the top of his banana hair (only momentarily flattening the banana somehow) and flies off directly toward one of the NPC instructors teaching kids how to swim nearby. Naturally, when said instructor swivels around to look for the culprit, Oz owns up responsibly and sensibly by:
1) Pointing immediately at Elliot the one-shoed wonder and 2) Breaking the "no running" rule .2 seconds after hefting himself up and over the side of the pool at the speed of light
No one's blowing the whistle on him because tHE ONLY OTHER LIFEGUARD IS ELLIOT and he's out the side doors leading to the next room over before most people even understand what's going on anyway.]
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Either way, he's in the process of hefting himself up out of the water so they can head to the larger pool when Elliot decides to send his grossass sandal jetting like a missile toward his head. With an indignant yelp, he DIVES BACK INTO THE SAFETY OF THE WATER... So his stupid face is saved, but the sandal bounces off the top of his banana hair (only momentarily flattening the banana somehow) and flies off directly toward one of the NPC instructors teaching kids how to swim nearby. Naturally, when said instructor swivels around to look for the culprit, Oz owns up responsibly and sensibly by:
1) Pointing immediately at Elliot the one-shoed wonder and
2) Breaking the "no running" rule .2 seconds after hefting himself up and over the side of the pool at the speed of light
No one's blowing the whistle on him because tHE ONLY OTHER LIFEGUARD IS ELLIOT and he's out the side doors leading to the next room over before most people even understand what's going on anyway.]
See you in the big pool!!