harepiece: (muffled 80s power balads)
Oz "friendship barnacle" Vessalius ([personal profile] harepiece) wrote in [community profile] estoria 2015-05-23 03:54 pm (UTC)

[HE WON'T SPEAK PROPERLY AND HE WON'T WAIT FOR THE REAL SLIM SHADY. He's out of control and no one can tell him what to do step off Elliot Nightray...

But he will at least get himself up and out of the water when requested, toes at the edge of the starting block. Just in case Elliot tries to get another head start or something... Or tries to murder him for real this time.]


We'll count together. Ready? [GETTING INTO POSITION. He'll be the swimming champion if it kills him...]

One... two... three!

[Wow he doesn't cheat because he's a wholesome individual and not a rude butthead.]

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