[ he's just going to watch this entire group come together and ONCE IT HAS... he drags a hand over his face and sighs. pointing at russia first! ]
Fuck you.
[ then, picking up a piece of paper and rolling it up, he smacks zura on the back of the head with it. ]
Don't start without us!
[ and to vietnam and levi, the two people who don't suck the most at this table. ]
Mostly storytelling, Viet! Should be pretty fun, yo. [ to levi ] I'll be the DM of this game so it should be preeeetty simple. I'm makin' it pretty chill since y'all don't seem to know how to play simple table top rpg games. For shame, brah.
[ clearing his throat and taking a sip from his beer. ]
Right, so. First create a character, using uh-- [ grabbing a piece of paper and scribbling a WHOLE BUNCH OF STUFF down. ] Pick a class, race, alignment. Use those numbers for your stats. Ta-dah!
[ then he gestures over to the dice on the table ]
I'm the one creating the story here for you to react to and those, we use the most for it. The D20 is going to help us with... attacks and checks. Y'all go into a room, need to check if the room will kill you, roll for it. I tell you what you get! Just like, dice everywhere, man.
[ he pauses, kind of offended he's explaining this for two people he hates. with a big ol' frown now, ]
Let's just get to character creating and go from there. Use the form, describe them to me. Katsura did it right the first time, even if he jumped the shark. I mean, uh, gun! Totally the gun!
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Fuck you.
[ then, picking up a piece of paper and rolling it up, he smacks zura on the back of the head with it. ]
Don't start without us!
[ and to vietnam and levi, the two people who don't suck the most at this table. ]
Mostly storytelling, Viet! Should be pretty fun, yo. [ to levi ] I'll be the DM of this game so it should be preeeetty simple. I'm makin' it pretty chill since y'all don't seem to know how to play simple table top rpg games. For shame, brah.
[ clearing his throat and taking a sip from his beer. ]
Right, so. First create a character, using uh-- [ grabbing a piece of paper and scribbling a WHOLE BUNCH OF STUFF down. ] Pick a class, race, alignment. Use those numbers for your stats. Ta-dah!
[ then he gestures over to the dice on the table ]
I'm the one creating the story here for you to react to and those, we use the most for it. The D20 is going to help us with... attacks and checks. Y'all go into a room, need to check if the room will kill you, roll for it. I tell you what you get! Just like, dice everywhere, man.
[ he pauses, kind of offended he's explaining this for two people he hates. with a big ol' frown now, ]
Let's just get to character creating and go from there. Use the form, describe them to me. Katsura did it right the first time, even if he jumped the shark. I mean, uh, gun! Totally the gun!
[ . . .
drinks more beer ]