[ see, he was all ready to sit here and write a bit of a reference for himself about their characters but then rin happens.

so he's stuck there, looking a bit dumb and silent for an awkwardly long time until when it's just about reached too awkward, he gives a firm shake of his head. ]

But how does that work! Genetically! Dragons are just... [ he spreads his arms wide, probably nearly slapping nico in the face. nico is truly the butt monkey of this table. sorry, dude. ] They're huge! And succubi can't be that big. I mean, they're like... human shaped, right? So if a dragon and a succubus mated, how does that work? Like... is the dragon the dad or the mom?

[ a pause before much too loudly ]

IT WON'T EVEN FIT.

[ then he drags his hands over his face, slumping in his chair. he stares up at the ceiling and weakly waves a hand in front of him, still triying to logic it out. ]

And when Eshirvienne is born, what does she look like? How is she born? She's probably a huge baby! She'd tear her mother apart! Unless, well, unless the mom was the dragon... but then what does she look like? Is she human shaped? Does she have little dragon wings or scales? What about her teeth, are they pointy? Are her pupils slitted? Can she never procreate?

[ a very despondent sigh ]

Poor Eshirvienne... she's never going to find anyone to love her. If only she wasn't a bastard product of evolution!

[ you guys have broken your DM ]