[ NO HE WILL NEVER CALM DOWN and anyone who believes he will is a sad, sad fool. you have gotten the worst person ever to be your DM.
... speaking of there is an INSANELY LARGE possibility this is his first time DMing and an EQUALLY LARGE possibility he is that guy in his games who dominates everything and gets killed off early for being annoying. there is a pretty big possibility for this! but it is really just a possibility. ]
I'm a perfectly fine DM, thanks! [ no ur not ]
Anyway, now I'm invested in this Eshirvienne and Rensharr story because if neither of them were able to trust each other when they met, how did they heal each others hearts? That sounds pretty sad! Imagine all that time they spend distrusting each other because of their sad and lonely lives...
[ a pause ]
And then the amnesia, no!
[ burying his face in his hands and shaking his head. guess who is a sucker for a tragic love story? this guy. it's totally this guy. all those lonely nights...! poor rensharr! poor eshirvienne!
but then will speaks up and he jerks his head up, pointing at him vigorously. ]
Yes, yes, exactly! You said succubus! That totally denotes female, dude!
[ and when nico snaps at them, his head whips around and scowl firmly in place. he slams a fist on the table before wagging his finger at nico. ]
No, we're gonna sit here and figure this out! This is just important as any game and if you don't like it, you can leave, little dude!
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... speaking of there is an INSANELY LARGE possibility this is his first time DMing and an EQUALLY LARGE possibility he is that guy in his games who dominates everything and gets killed off early for being annoying. there is a pretty big possibility for this! but it is really just a possibility. ]
I'm a perfectly fine DM, thanks! [ no ur not ]
Anyway, now I'm invested in this Eshirvienne and Rensharr story because if neither of them were able to trust each other when they met, how did they heal each others hearts? That sounds pretty sad! Imagine all that time they spend distrusting each other because of their sad and lonely lives...
[ a pause ]
And then the amnesia, no!
[ burying his face in his hands and shaking his head. guess who is a sucker for a tragic love story? this guy. it's totally this guy. all those lonely nights...! poor rensharr! poor eshirvienne!
but then will speaks up and he jerks his head up, pointing at him vigorously. ]
Yes, yes, exactly! You said succubus! That totally denotes female, dude!
[ and when nico snaps at them, his head whips around and scowl firmly in place. he slams a fist on the table before wagging his finger at nico. ]
No, we're gonna sit here and figure this out! This is just important as any game and if you don't like it, you can leave, little dude!
[ america, don't be like that, bro. ]