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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2015-03-22 07:06 pm

« 011 ⇢ event011.exe »

Who: CERES & you
When: ooc: 03/22-03/25; ic: 12/09-12/10
Where: Cerealia's Entertainment District
What: Intro log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | possibly nsfw (please let us know if you need this rating changed, or you are welcome to continue any naughty shenanigans in a private log)

//event011.EXE

The Gifts that Keeps on Giving ((You)) Nightmares


It's been a whole month without any new arrivals. Who knows why? If you ask CERES, they won't bother with any in-depth explanations. They will simply claim that none of the code out there has been responding to their recovery methods, so they had to rework a lot of their technology. However, after several weeks of grueling work, they have finally experienced success! A fresh new batch of faces is coming in, and to celebrate their arrival and the real upcoming holidays, CEO Julius Vincere has arranged for a Christmas-themed carnival for all to enjoy.

Those who arrive will wake up in Cerealia and be given a long, boring explanation and powerpoint as per usual before being ushered onto a bus (there is no escape. The robots will force you onto the bus one way or another). You will be unwillingly carted to the theme park where you will be immediately assaulted by a giant array of lights followed by several rides that you can enjoy. After you disembark from the bus, one of the snowman robots will be waiting to give you tickets to the rides and show you around as part of the Grand Opening. The amusement park will remain open for the rest of the month of December so anyone can visit as they please. The first couple tickets will also be on the house for new arrivals, but the rest will have to be bought with credits, so choose wisely! (Or try and sneak into the rides -- then face the wrath of the snowman robots and their snowman firearms :D)
"☃ WELCOME NEW ARRIVALS ❅
YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT THE SANTASTICAL FOREST OF CHRISTMAS WONDERS ❅
PLEASE ENJOY ALL THE RIDES CEO JULIUS VINCERE HAS HAND-PICKED FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT ❅
WE WISH TO BRING YOU MERRY FEELINGS FOR THE HOLIDAY ❅
COME GIVE SNOWTRON 5000 A HUG ❅
WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT ONE ❅
BUT I WAS PROGRAMMED TO CONVEY HUGGING AS LOVE THROUGH AFFECTION ❅
PLEASE DON'T RUN ❅
COME BAAAAACK, VISITOR ❅"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Do you like ferris wheels? This is an enchanting one where you get to ride around in a giant snowflake at a very limited speed. The wheel will turn excruciatingly slow before stopping abruptly, leaving you trapped at the very top. We hope you're not afraid of heights because you're going to be in there for a while! The windows on the snowflake will rapidly darken leaving you and your fellow riders trapped in the darkness. At that moment, you will feel something warm breathing down your neck and along the back of your ear. As you reach over, you'll feel like the chair underneath you is made of snakeskin, and a hissing sound will intensify as the "chair" squirms and as the breathing gets louder and hotter. Scrabble at the doors, fight your way out! Will you escape or not? Probably not, but the experience will last only a good five minutes before the lights come back on and before the ferris wheel starts moving again. The chair will appear as normal, and there will be no one else inside except any fellow riders who came with you.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] If the ferris wheel didn't "do it" for you, then perhaps a fun house will? If you're a fan, that is! This Christmas-themed funhouse features a wonderful walk through a snowy forest convered in singing reindeer. The more you walk through, the more you will notice things like within the distorted mirrors, there will briefly appear strange specters. You will also hear a bunch of howling in the background, and while you may think that you're safe since they're trapped behind a mirror, you are very wrong. The lights will go out once more, and you will hear the mirrors shatter all around and feel yourself being grabbed and hurled to the ground. Whatever is coming for you is something you can't see, but it's advancing fast with impressive strength to hurl you back once more. You will feel pain erupt through your body before an engineer will appear to get the lights back on. Once they're back on, the reindeer will be happily singing, and all the mirrors will appear as they were before -unbroken.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] After those interesting adventures, another option would be to simply visit the rocking santacoaster, a large, sprawling roller coaster that reaches 150 mph. You will be strapped into a sled and be shot through the tracks where you can scream and cry all you want except once you reach the tunnel, everything will come to a sudden stop (whiplash pending). You and the other riders will be in there for a few minutes, surrounded by a dozen santas as they start to fly out from the tunnel walls, carrying swords and swooping down to take a swipe at you. You better duck or be prepared to be cut up by their blades. The rollercoaster will abruptly resume, and when you reach the end, you might notice some bleeding, a little bit of hair missing, or some clothes shred up. If you ask the snowman robots about it, they will just shrug and claim they don't know what you're talking about. Please go enjoy a snowcone on the house!
PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] The Christmas whirl will be your last stop for the evening! This is a ride that goes round and round and round while tilting. Everyone will be strapped into it while standing up and forced to hold on as it spins, and somewhere in the midst of the spinning, the ride will suddenly malfunction. Yes, big surprise there! But it won't stop spinning. It will just be a rockier ride, and you will seemingly enter a new space where you will be among the stars and seeing planets all around you. Your own home planet will be amongst them before it breaks open like an egg and out crawls a friendly visitor. If you get bit by it, you will spend the rest of the day and night experiencing an array of possible symptoms, including: a voracious appetite, a fear of light, the urge to 'mate' with anyone who smells especially good, heightened senses, the ability to climb on all kinds of surfaces, irritability and crankiness... (( you don't have to experience them all. you can pick and choose which one you like. ))
BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] What's that jingling you hear in the background? Why, it's Santa Clause! Coming here all the way from the North Pole. The park will stop, and all the snowman robots will gather in the square, ushering along as many people as possible. Santa-Bot X-3 will be seated on his chair to welcome all visitors to sit on his metaphorical lap and tell him what they want for Christmas. He will then give them a nicely wrapped present and tell them that it's exactly what they asked for, but they can't open it until they get home. For those who can't wait and choose to open it quickly, they will get some nice treats from Mundus Caelestis. But beware! Those who do take this gift home will experience a weird after-effect as the lovely red and white toy will come to life on its own and hop out of the box that evening to try and violently electrocute the owner. The other one is completely harmless.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing what's going on right here and feel free to consult the FAQ if needed. Please leave any lingering questions in the OOC post, and we'll answer them as soon as we can. OVERFLOW IS HERE!!!


shacklebreaker: (let me explain u a thing)

[personal profile] shacklebreaker 2015-03-24 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I doubt any robots here are anything more than machines. If they're not programmed to experience emotion, there is no comparing them to Ponco or Clonco.

[He surveys the park thoughtfully. Despite the sadistic nature of the rides, that doesn't seem to have stopped the lines for each ride getting any smaller.]

Perhaps all we can do is continue to observe the behaviour of the more erratic robots, and see if it will aid us in piecing together their motives...

[...If motives even exist. Maybe they really are just doing this for someone's personal entertainment.]
bozu: (well if you ask me...)

[personal profile] bozu 2015-03-24 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Amazing doesn't even begin to describe my cooking, mhmhm!
It'll be so delicious, you won't be able to stop yourself from eating!

... In fact, I may have to make a little more than I planned.

[SADLY TRUE. I hope Athena's ready for a food coma.]
guidetoblivion: edit by me (♞ 029)

[personal profile] guidetoblivion 2015-03-24 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Do they usually pull this kind of thing?

[Goodness, if this is supposed to help save the worlds...]
bozu: (so whos sleeping with the dark lord)

[personal profile] bozu 2015-03-24 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
He is, isn't he? I mean, he may be pretty average, easy to overlook, and have plain tastes, but...
He's a reliable kind of guy! Almost the kind you'd bring home to meet your family.

[No one but his classmates anyway. They love him, really!!]
yooknowit: (you guys better behave until i come back)

[personal profile] yooknowit 2015-03-24 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ What the hell, what the hell, what the hell. These words keep repeating inside of Yoon's mind. He never thought he'd be this happy to see the green dragon again. This annoying pervert... It's indeed a relief. He's fine. He's still the same as ever, too. Watching him fight those Santa robots so flawlessly does have a calming effect. It's nostalgic...

So when the question comes, he blushes a little more, but nods stubbornly. He doesn't ever said it, and that won't change; but he's always happy in the company of these idiots. He could smile, laugh, be himself... He looks elsewhere for a moment, but eventually peers back at the young man. ]


So... I'm guessing you arrived today with the rest of the new ones. How are you adapting?
idealistic: crapcrapcrapcrapcrap (【MANGA】oh crap;)

[personal profile] idealistic 2015-03-24 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess that's one way to make sure they don't come out again. [ something he certainly agrees with. he starts picking out the glass in him as he looks at her foot again.

… ]


Is your foot gonna be okay?

[personal profile] millionth 2015-03-24 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Please stand still. I cannot scan you unless you do.

[because...yeah. hiro grins, though.]

You could say he's one of a kind.
particularity: (m ✣ cause i'm breaking)

[personal profile] particularity 2015-03-24 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hinata will take a seat nearby and gosh Hanamura trust his OP SHSL skills which also include luck that you don't know about and he's not tellin]

Me? Well, I didn't take any of the jobs they offered at first...

But, I've been working as an assistant teacher at the school. Before that, I was working in their medical center for a while. [--] Do you know what you're going to be doing?
Edited 2015-03-24 15:04 (UTC)
bozu: (well if you ask me...)

[personal profile] bozu 2015-03-24 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, well; that popcorn to the face definitely surprises him, but instead of being mad he just kind of... laughs it off.]

I see now. You're a confrontational type, aren't you?
Sorry, but my goat is hard to get!

As for that pork roast, though, it's a very simple dish. If you really haven't had it, I'd be happy to make it for you!
... At a discount.
kaba: (✿ IDK Aoba I'll have to mullet over)

[personal profile] kaba 2015-03-24 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ …So the kid can laugh. File that under “Shit He Doesn’t Have To Worry About.” ]

Don’t mention it. [ Gosh, that’s ridic polite. He’s a little self-conscious here. ]

I could’ve done it to anyone. [ Well, except maybe for that guy who tattooed him in the first place. Koujaku would find a way to blame the guy for blowing the planet up, if he could help it. ]
shacklebreaker: (hahaha u funny)

[personal profile] shacklebreaker 2015-03-24 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Blackquill ignores the whispering entirely; seven years of having one's reputation dragged through the mud tends to make one immune to it. In fact, he seems to take amusement in the fact they're intimidating the others around them.

She'll have to excuse being kind of cramped as he climbs in next to her, though, because these cars aren't at all designed for a giant like him. He straps himself in, and grins.]


We'll need them, to be sure, with you at the wheel.
yooknowit: (one day they will stop calling me shota.)

[personal profile] yooknowit 2015-03-24 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. Try to avoid the attractions if you can. A lot of people are getting hurt from them.

[ Yoon doesn't remotely look happy... CERES continues to be bastards, so anyone would be irritated. They can't even sue them because they're playing dumb, and they don't have concrete evidence against them... ]

[personal profile] millionth 2015-03-24 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[there's not a lot hiro enjoys more than hearing people praise his brother's work, but her comment? manages to totally distract him for a moment there.]

Whoa, really? You've met those?
bozu: (the fuck is that)

[personal profile] bozu 2015-03-24 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hey man, don't judge - a chubby chef just means he takes pride in his work!!]

That's true, I guess... but they could at least serve something edible, don't you think?
A corndog rolled in candy is kind of... Disgusting.
good_ideas: (geez || just when it was getting good)

[personal profile] good_ideas 2015-03-24 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Does she look like a do-gooder who actually cares about the welfare of others, Jaune?]

If someone is dumb enough to take this thing back home after picking it up off the street, they deserve whatever happens to them. How do they even know where this has been? [besides the psychometer who knew, of course]

[Do-gooder or not though...she still bends down to pick it up. It's not like it's for him or for Minamoto or because she actually would be guilty if some innocent idiot picked this up or anything.]

I don't even have a blender.
Edited 2015-03-24 15:08 (UTC)
yooknowit: (one day they will stop calling me shota.)

[personal profile] yooknowit 2015-03-24 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Shut up, and wait a while more.

[ Yoon did say that it won't last for long. After they finally reach the bench, he practically just leaves him there. There! ]

Anyway, what happened to you? Are you dizzy or something?
masakados: (at every turn)

[personal profile] masakados 2015-03-24 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Koujaku why are you self-conscious... silly...]

Yeah? [The rollercoaster is starting to slow it's way back to where the boarding is-- they'll be able to get off shortly.]

That's pretty cool, isn't it? [By "cool" he actually means "really admirable" but he's trying not to make it as much of a big deal as he actually feels that it is.] Being ready to protect someone like that.

...But, I'll leave it at that much. [Since he's trying not to make him more self-conscious, though Naoki's smile's turned into a grin.]
bozu: (Soak 8 wooden skewers)

[personal profile] bozu 2015-03-24 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
A teacher, huh... Somehow, that really fits you.
Maybe it's because you're good with words and seem like you wouldn't mind being underpaid?

[shsl backhanded compliment master]

As for me, though - I'll be working the in-house restaurant at a high class hotel, of course!
A high class love hotel, actually. I hope there's an employee discount for rooms, now that I'm thinking about it...

[Considering, considering - and, oh, he looks like he remembered something -]

Ah, and a friend I've made here encouraged me to try for the cook's position at her cosplay cafe!
I couldn't say no to such a cute girl, of course.

[rip peko 2k15]

trucy....

[personal profile] millionth 2015-03-24 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[lalala baymax sprays her arm and she'll find any pain from the cut numbed. it'll also be less likely to get infected, so that's another bonus.]

Yyyeah, [hiro shrugs] fixing people he can do. Hats, not so much.

Sewing is not part of my healing database.
psycholawgy: (that's dr. blackjack not simon!!!)

[personal profile] psycholawgy 2015-03-24 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ GONNA JOG ALL OF THAT AWAY THE MORNING AFTER... ]

Woah!!! For how many people are you going to make?!
kaba: (✿ Just curl up and dye Noiz)

[personal profile] kaba 2015-03-24 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ At least one of them can use the damned Internet without a robot’s help. ]

‘eesh ruffit barshturds—

[ Excuse him, he’s forgetting his manners all of a sudden. Also, that’s not a very polite thing to say about the guys—at least not while they’re within earshot.

How good is a robot’s hearing, anyway? HMM… ]


These guys—’scuse me—these guys can cook pretty well, for robots. [ You know, for being creepy little shits who’re clearly out to get them all. ]

So you could try anythin’, really. Tastes all the same to me. [ Like true carnival food. ]

Oi! [ He’s yelling at the robots. ] Why not give the kid something good? It’s on me.

[ He’s in a good mood. For now. ]

[personal profile] millionth 2015-03-24 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[hiro shakes his head.]

It won't hurt at all. Baymax would never do anything that could hurt someone.

[baymax, meanwhile, scans her and announces the presence of the cut. he suggests a spray to numb the cut and clean it, then waits for her response.]
good_ideas: (geez || This takes me back)

[personal profile] good_ideas 2015-03-24 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
That doesn't mean we're-

[Shiho feels a warm breath, just once along the back of her neck and ear.]

........that wasn't you, was it?

[Because it wasn't really coming from the right direction but if Mary told her that it was her...well.....she'd be willing to forgive her. As long as it wasn't a ghost, Shiho would be willing to forgive anything.]
buildyourworld: (explaining)

[personal profile] buildyourworld 2015-03-24 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, it's mine.

[ Tieria raises a brow at her reaction, wondering if robot is such a scary thing for her to react that way. ]

It is not set for combat, you don't need to worry.

[ Whether it's because of bad experience or she's simply not used to mechanical beings, Tieria steps forward to block the Haro from her view, hoping to somehow help her feel more at ease. He hasn't consider Haro would scare anyone since the mechanical buddy has always been well received by the public so this is also something new for him to deal with. ]

I apologize for startling you. If you're concerned I will have it open the present further away from you.

[ The Haro having pick up Tieria's hand signal, is quietly moving away with the present in tow. ]

[personal profile] millionth 2015-03-24 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello, Lily.

[okay, yeah, hiro actually does laugh. THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID WHEN HE MET BAYMAX]

It's because he's friendly. Baymax was made to help people.