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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2015-03-22 07:06 pm

« 011 ⇢ event011.exe »

Who: CERES & you
When: ooc: 03/22-03/25; ic: 12/09-12/10
Where: Cerealia's Entertainment District
What: Intro log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | possibly nsfw (please let us know if you need this rating changed, or you are welcome to continue any naughty shenanigans in a private log)

//event011.EXE

The Gifts that Keeps on Giving ((You)) Nightmares


It's been a whole month without any new arrivals. Who knows why? If you ask CERES, they won't bother with any in-depth explanations. They will simply claim that none of the code out there has been responding to their recovery methods, so they had to rework a lot of their technology. However, after several weeks of grueling work, they have finally experienced success! A fresh new batch of faces is coming in, and to celebrate their arrival and the real upcoming holidays, CEO Julius Vincere has arranged for a Christmas-themed carnival for all to enjoy.

Those who arrive will wake up in Cerealia and be given a long, boring explanation and powerpoint as per usual before being ushered onto a bus (there is no escape. The robots will force you onto the bus one way or another). You will be unwillingly carted to the theme park where you will be immediately assaulted by a giant array of lights followed by several rides that you can enjoy. After you disembark from the bus, one of the snowman robots will be waiting to give you tickets to the rides and show you around as part of the Grand Opening. The amusement park will remain open for the rest of the month of December so anyone can visit as they please. The first couple tickets will also be on the house for new arrivals, but the rest will have to be bought with credits, so choose wisely! (Or try and sneak into the rides -- then face the wrath of the snowman robots and their snowman firearms :D)
"☃ WELCOME NEW ARRIVALS ❅
YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT THE SANTASTICAL FOREST OF CHRISTMAS WONDERS ❅
PLEASE ENJOY ALL THE RIDES CEO JULIUS VINCERE HAS HAND-PICKED FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT ❅
WE WISH TO BRING YOU MERRY FEELINGS FOR THE HOLIDAY ❅
COME GIVE SNOWTRON 5000 A HUG ❅
WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT ONE ❅
BUT I WAS PROGRAMMED TO CONVEY HUGGING AS LOVE THROUGH AFFECTION ❅
PLEASE DON'T RUN ❅
COME BAAAAACK, VISITOR ❅"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Do you like ferris wheels? This is an enchanting one where you get to ride around in a giant snowflake at a very limited speed. The wheel will turn excruciatingly slow before stopping abruptly, leaving you trapped at the very top. We hope you're not afraid of heights because you're going to be in there for a while! The windows on the snowflake will rapidly darken leaving you and your fellow riders trapped in the darkness. At that moment, you will feel something warm breathing down your neck and along the back of your ear. As you reach over, you'll feel like the chair underneath you is made of snakeskin, and a hissing sound will intensify as the "chair" squirms and as the breathing gets louder and hotter. Scrabble at the doors, fight your way out! Will you escape or not? Probably not, but the experience will last only a good five minutes before the lights come back on and before the ferris wheel starts moving again. The chair will appear as normal, and there will be no one else inside except any fellow riders who came with you.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] If the ferris wheel didn't "do it" for you, then perhaps a fun house will? If you're a fan, that is! This Christmas-themed funhouse features a wonderful walk through a snowy forest convered in singing reindeer. The more you walk through, the more you will notice things like within the distorted mirrors, there will briefly appear strange specters. You will also hear a bunch of howling in the background, and while you may think that you're safe since they're trapped behind a mirror, you are very wrong. The lights will go out once more, and you will hear the mirrors shatter all around and feel yourself being grabbed and hurled to the ground. Whatever is coming for you is something you can't see, but it's advancing fast with impressive strength to hurl you back once more. You will feel pain erupt through your body before an engineer will appear to get the lights back on. Once they're back on, the reindeer will be happily singing, and all the mirrors will appear as they were before -unbroken.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] After those interesting adventures, another option would be to simply visit the rocking santacoaster, a large, sprawling roller coaster that reaches 150 mph. You will be strapped into a sled and be shot through the tracks where you can scream and cry all you want except once you reach the tunnel, everything will come to a sudden stop (whiplash pending). You and the other riders will be in there for a few minutes, surrounded by a dozen santas as they start to fly out from the tunnel walls, carrying swords and swooping down to take a swipe at you. You better duck or be prepared to be cut up by their blades. The rollercoaster will abruptly resume, and when you reach the end, you might notice some bleeding, a little bit of hair missing, or some clothes shred up. If you ask the snowman robots about it, they will just shrug and claim they don't know what you're talking about. Please go enjoy a snowcone on the house!
PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] The Christmas whirl will be your last stop for the evening! This is a ride that goes round and round and round while tilting. Everyone will be strapped into it while standing up and forced to hold on as it spins, and somewhere in the midst of the spinning, the ride will suddenly malfunction. Yes, big surprise there! But it won't stop spinning. It will just be a rockier ride, and you will seemingly enter a new space where you will be among the stars and seeing planets all around you. Your own home planet will be amongst them before it breaks open like an egg and out crawls a friendly visitor. If you get bit by it, you will spend the rest of the day and night experiencing an array of possible symptoms, including: a voracious appetite, a fear of light, the urge to 'mate' with anyone who smells especially good, heightened senses, the ability to climb on all kinds of surfaces, irritability and crankiness... (( you don't have to experience them all. you can pick and choose which one you like. ))
BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] What's that jingling you hear in the background? Why, it's Santa Clause! Coming here all the way from the North Pole. The park will stop, and all the snowman robots will gather in the square, ushering along as many people as possible. Santa-Bot X-3 will be seated on his chair to welcome all visitors to sit on his metaphorical lap and tell him what they want for Christmas. He will then give them a nicely wrapped present and tell them that it's exactly what they asked for, but they can't open it until they get home. For those who can't wait and choose to open it quickly, they will get some nice treats from Mundus Caelestis. But beware! Those who do take this gift home will experience a weird after-effect as the lovely red and white toy will come to life on its own and hop out of the box that evening to try and violently electrocute the owner. The other one is completely harmless.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing what's going on right here and feel free to consult the FAQ if needed. Please leave any lingering questions in the OOC post, and we'll answer them as soon as we can. OVERFLOW IS HERE!!!


projections: (13)

[personal profile] projections 2015-03-24 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, most of us escaped. Other people might still need help for all we know. [It's hard to say.]

It's dangerous here, but you already knew that didn't you?
hamham: and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!" (Apparently I was pointing at birds)

Wildcard

[personal profile] hamham 2015-03-24 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I have heard nothing good about the other attractions in this pathetic excuse for an amusement park.

[Do not give the Ferris Wheel such a look, stranger. It probably is not worth your time. If everything else has such a horrible review...]
faithfulflame: (Rei Darkness)

i know! its almost like her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...

[personal profile] faithfulflame 2015-03-24 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if I understood what they told us right when I arrived, we’re somewhere in space. [She laughs as well, a ghoulish expression full of bleak humor.] Perhaps they just couldn’t…code…a real Santa Claus all the way out here.
kicksilver: (my dick in a box babe)

[personal profile] kicksilver 2015-03-24 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I would if I could, but these shoes are made for walking, my friend. No dancing for these.
particularity: (m ✣ never ever had a pure love)

[personal profile] particularity 2015-03-24 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[No, Souda, you're wrong, Pekoyama is cute... she's super cute...]

...I haven't seen any tanks here.

[PRIVATELY GLAD.] Where would you even put all of the parts if you tried to disassemble one here, anyway...?
psycholawgy: (phoenix wright face)

[personal profile] psycholawgy 2015-03-24 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Ummm, I don't think I want to know who decided on the corndog recipes either.
Edited (words are so hard right now... ) 2015-03-24 17:58 (UTC)
faithfulflame: (Rei Amused)

[personal profile] faithfulflame 2015-03-24 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rei looks to Mercury with a vague frown before she responds in a dry, waspish tone.]

Well, hopefully that something isn’t meant to be romantic. I’m not sure I could handle that without laughing.
deontology: (XXVI.)

[personal profile] deontology 2015-03-24 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[You know, that wasn't actually one of his worries. Considering the fact that it's a "ride"...and while he doesn't know much about amusement parks, he's at least aware enough to know that it should probably keep going at some point. The fact that this is Cerealia, and that's how things tend to work in this place, only convinces him of it further--

But he's also aware that that's not particularly good reasoning, so for now, he'll keep it to himself.]


Focus on returning to it first.

[One thing at a time, Jaune!!]

Do not get distracted.

[And stop getting flung about, he's legitimately a little concerned here that they (and by they, he means Jaune) won't make it back in one piece.]
eggcream: (①② Her!)

[personal profile] eggcream 2015-03-24 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I-- [.......don't you dare try to ruin his dreams, Teruteru.]

A-aren't there stories about princesses falling in love with common guys...? And w-we don't know how her country's like, maybe princesses have a right to choose who they marry?!
faithfulflame: (Rei ugh)

[personal profile] faithfulflame 2015-03-24 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you. You too.

[Looking around, Rei’s lip curls with a hint of disgust.]

Is it just me or is all of this just incredibly…tacky?
psycholawgy: (and every night there is music)

1/?

[personal profile] psycholawgy 2015-03-24 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
If you need a reality check, just come to me, alright?
psycholawgy: (are tomatoes fruit)

[personal profile] psycholawgy 2015-03-24 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Wait, something seems wrong here. ]
faithfulflame: (Rei Long Suffering Sigh)

[personal profile] faithfulflame 2015-03-24 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cue a long suffering internal sigh. What has she gotten into, speaking to you? That’s exactly the sort of thing Usagi would say. Even now…]

I suppose. Or perhaps we could get balloons and use the string from that. I think I saw some vendors not far away?

[A little more sensible…]
psycholawgy: (PARKAS!!)

[personal profile] psycholawgy 2015-03-24 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ MR. WRIGHT IS HERE?????? ]
faithfulflame: (Rei Amused)

[personal profile] faithfulflame 2015-03-24 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you now?

[Rei’s eyebrow climbs as she finally gets a good look at the girl she’s speaking to. She looks tough, like Haruka more than anything, and there’s something odd about her sense that she just can’t place yet.]

I’m not sure if that’s lucky or if it’s meant to be a punishment. But what do you think? Should I trust a gift from Robot Santa?

[There’s something dry in Rei’s tone, almost irritated, but not with Ryuko, clearly. If anything, she’s more amused by the dark haired delinquent.]
psycholawgy: (widget don't die!!!)

4/4

[personal profile] psycholawgy 2015-03-24 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Boss, I can't believe you're here!

[ WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS HUG THING AGAIN SORRY. Although this time you might get some cotton candy stuck in your hair. . . ]
particularity: (m ✣ i don't know where to start)

[personal profile] particularity 2015-03-24 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's oddly reassuring. Even with the type of language Gundam uses. He doesn't know if he's the only one who thinks this way, but he does think it. But, anyhow, dorky strength contests aside, back to walking-- no destination really in mind, but eventually they'll start passing by food stalls.]

Huh-- oh, right. The place I was at before... I guess I've had a lot of experiences there, so I learned a lot about worlds like this. The last one brought people from all kind of worlds to be test subjects, but they say they aren't doing that here...

We really might end up being caught in a battle for supremacy here. For as long as we're here, we should be careful...
eggcream: (⑤③)

[personal profile] eggcream 2015-03-24 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[You have a weird taste in girls...]

I'd find a place for them. I'd spread the parts across multiple apartments if I had to! [DON'T DOUBT HIM HINATA HE REALLY WILL FIND PLACES TO PUT THOSE PARTS even in your own apartment youll wake up one day and there will be a giant gun there wouldnt that be fun

but alas... there are no tanks here. That's super disappointing...]
Edited 2015-03-24 18:03 (UTC)
particularity: (m ✣ that'll be enough)

[personal profile] particularity 2015-03-24 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
No, well... it's kind of embarrassing to say, but I don't really sleep easily...

[Outside of his own place, at least, because he's used to it by now. It's not even that he doesn't want to, shockingly... He'd rather not freak Teruteru out, either, by his inability to sleep or startling awake.]

Though I appreciate the thought.
Edited 2015-03-24 18:02 (UTC)
hamham: with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'... (My mom just served us mashed potatoes)

hello.........

[personal profile] hamham 2015-03-24 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I do not remember complaining about such a fact.

[Souda he is trying to be sort of civil here. Maybe he should have decided to talk to someone else but classmates...familiarity...unfortunately his pink haired enemy(?) has a leg up over the various strangers in the park.

So here he stands, still, eying him and the cotton candy in his hands.]


...how worthwhile would it be to look for the stand supplying what you have there?

[Translation: Is that stuff any good?]
multiglyphs: (Default)

[personal profile] multiglyphs 2015-03-24 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ there is a little wrinkle to weiss' nose, just as the sled finally starts up again with a little lurch. ]

I personally like having answers. It makes everything much easier to fit nice and neatly into things.
bozu: (whoops caught someone murdering)

[personal profile] bozu 2015-03-24 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, yes, stories! But they're just stories, meant to be fantasies for common guys...
Trust me, I'm a connoisseur of power fantasies!

[Except the stuff he reads is a lot racier than The Thief and the Cobbler or something.]

All I'm saying is, you should keep your mind open!
You have options, and limiting yourself to one can't be good for you - it'd be like trying to live off of nothing but vegetables!

[Translation: obsession isn't healthy and i wanna be your wingman]
reuser: (88)

[personal profile] reuser 2015-03-24 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hands at his shoulders, she tugs him back off her lap and into a sitting position. He’s held steady until the floor beneath them stops quaking. The hissing, only growing higher in pitch, leaves a sensation of uncertainty at the base of her spine. ]

Shhh. [ A gentle command for quiet as she tries to suss out where the snake is - ]
kicksilver: (009)

[personal profile] kicksilver 2015-03-24 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, no.

[ He waves a hand dismissively. Can she even see in the dark? This guy's so used to it that he's able to navigate dark rooms without any problem. So this isn't hindering him much. ]

I wouldn't want it to be romantic. That'd be unprofessional.
bozu: (For 10 minutes)

[personal profile] bozu 2015-03-24 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I see... you're the kind of person who's uncomfortable in someone else's bed! I understand, don't worry.
No sleepovers, then.

But plenty of other things, right?

[Yes, he was planning on sharing a bed with Hinata. But is that even a surprise at this point...]