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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2015-03-22 07:06 pm

« 011 ⇢ event011.exe »

Who: CERES & you
When: ooc: 03/22-03/25; ic: 12/09-12/10
Where: Cerealia's Entertainment District
What: Intro log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | possibly nsfw (please let us know if you need this rating changed, or you are welcome to continue any naughty shenanigans in a private log)

//event011.EXE

The Gifts that Keeps on Giving ((You)) Nightmares


It's been a whole month without any new arrivals. Who knows why? If you ask CERES, they won't bother with any in-depth explanations. They will simply claim that none of the code out there has been responding to their recovery methods, so they had to rework a lot of their technology. However, after several weeks of grueling work, they have finally experienced success! A fresh new batch of faces is coming in, and to celebrate their arrival and the real upcoming holidays, CEO Julius Vincere has arranged for a Christmas-themed carnival for all to enjoy.

Those who arrive will wake up in Cerealia and be given a long, boring explanation and powerpoint as per usual before being ushered onto a bus (there is no escape. The robots will force you onto the bus one way or another). You will be unwillingly carted to the theme park where you will be immediately assaulted by a giant array of lights followed by several rides that you can enjoy. After you disembark from the bus, one of the snowman robots will be waiting to give you tickets to the rides and show you around as part of the Grand Opening. The amusement park will remain open for the rest of the month of December so anyone can visit as they please. The first couple tickets will also be on the house for new arrivals, but the rest will have to be bought with credits, so choose wisely! (Or try and sneak into the rides -- then face the wrath of the snowman robots and their snowman firearms :D)
"☃ WELCOME NEW ARRIVALS ❅
YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT THE SANTASTICAL FOREST OF CHRISTMAS WONDERS ❅
PLEASE ENJOY ALL THE RIDES CEO JULIUS VINCERE HAS HAND-PICKED FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT ❅
WE WISH TO BRING YOU MERRY FEELINGS FOR THE HOLIDAY ❅
COME GIVE SNOWTRON 5000 A HUG ❅
WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT ONE ❅
BUT I WAS PROGRAMMED TO CONVEY HUGGING AS LOVE THROUGH AFFECTION ❅
PLEASE DON'T RUN ❅
COME BAAAAACK, VISITOR ❅"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Do you like ferris wheels? This is an enchanting one where you get to ride around in a giant snowflake at a very limited speed. The wheel will turn excruciatingly slow before stopping abruptly, leaving you trapped at the very top. We hope you're not afraid of heights because you're going to be in there for a while! The windows on the snowflake will rapidly darken leaving you and your fellow riders trapped in the darkness. At that moment, you will feel something warm breathing down your neck and along the back of your ear. As you reach over, you'll feel like the chair underneath you is made of snakeskin, and a hissing sound will intensify as the "chair" squirms and as the breathing gets louder and hotter. Scrabble at the doors, fight your way out! Will you escape or not? Probably not, but the experience will last only a good five minutes before the lights come back on and before the ferris wheel starts moving again. The chair will appear as normal, and there will be no one else inside except any fellow riders who came with you.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] If the ferris wheel didn't "do it" for you, then perhaps a fun house will? If you're a fan, that is! This Christmas-themed funhouse features a wonderful walk through a snowy forest convered in singing reindeer. The more you walk through, the more you will notice things like within the distorted mirrors, there will briefly appear strange specters. You will also hear a bunch of howling in the background, and while you may think that you're safe since they're trapped behind a mirror, you are very wrong. The lights will go out once more, and you will hear the mirrors shatter all around and feel yourself being grabbed and hurled to the ground. Whatever is coming for you is something you can't see, but it's advancing fast with impressive strength to hurl you back once more. You will feel pain erupt through your body before an engineer will appear to get the lights back on. Once they're back on, the reindeer will be happily singing, and all the mirrors will appear as they were before -unbroken.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] After those interesting adventures, another option would be to simply visit the rocking santacoaster, a large, sprawling roller coaster that reaches 150 mph. You will be strapped into a sled and be shot through the tracks where you can scream and cry all you want except once you reach the tunnel, everything will come to a sudden stop (whiplash pending). You and the other riders will be in there for a few minutes, surrounded by a dozen santas as they start to fly out from the tunnel walls, carrying swords and swooping down to take a swipe at you. You better duck or be prepared to be cut up by their blades. The rollercoaster will abruptly resume, and when you reach the end, you might notice some bleeding, a little bit of hair missing, or some clothes shred up. If you ask the snowman robots about it, they will just shrug and claim they don't know what you're talking about. Please go enjoy a snowcone on the house!
PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] The Christmas whirl will be your last stop for the evening! This is a ride that goes round and round and round while tilting. Everyone will be strapped into it while standing up and forced to hold on as it spins, and somewhere in the midst of the spinning, the ride will suddenly malfunction. Yes, big surprise there! But it won't stop spinning. It will just be a rockier ride, and you will seemingly enter a new space where you will be among the stars and seeing planets all around you. Your own home planet will be amongst them before it breaks open like an egg and out crawls a friendly visitor. If you get bit by it, you will spend the rest of the day and night experiencing an array of possible symptoms, including: a voracious appetite, a fear of light, the urge to 'mate' with anyone who smells especially good, heightened senses, the ability to climb on all kinds of surfaces, irritability and crankiness... (( you don't have to experience them all. you can pick and choose which one you like. ))
BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] What's that jingling you hear in the background? Why, it's Santa Clause! Coming here all the way from the North Pole. The park will stop, and all the snowman robots will gather in the square, ushering along as many people as possible. Santa-Bot X-3 will be seated on his chair to welcome all visitors to sit on his metaphorical lap and tell him what they want for Christmas. He will then give them a nicely wrapped present and tell them that it's exactly what they asked for, but they can't open it until they get home. For those who can't wait and choose to open it quickly, they will get some nice treats from Mundus Caelestis. But beware! Those who do take this gift home will experience a weird after-effect as the lovely red and white toy will come to life on its own and hop out of the box that evening to try and violently electrocute the owner. The other one is completely harmless.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing what's going on right here and feel free to consult the FAQ if needed. Please leave any lingering questions in the OOC post, and we'll answer them as soon as we can. OVERFLOW IS HERE!!!


[personal profile] brbwalking 2015-03-25 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
It worked just fine back home. Maybe that's why they disappear so quickly here.
eggcream: (①⑧)

[personal profile] eggcream 2015-03-25 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[SHH]

Why not?! We're friends, aren't we?! [Pretty sure "smuggling tank parts in your apartment" isn't under the friend protocol, Souda...]
sunshrouded: (☀ this is a mass text)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-03-25 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... Things like...

Popcorn and dino nuggets and microwave pizza.....

[healthy living, clearly]

bonus;

[personal profile] brbwalking 2015-03-25 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe it's to encourage keeping a safe distance from strangers?

[ Seems legit. ]
kicksilver: (002)

[personal profile] kicksilver 2015-03-25 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Probably.

[ A beat. ]

You think it could be something else?
sunshied: (4)

[personal profile] sunshied 2015-03-25 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't sound good at all!! When I'm better we are going shopping!

[He is buying you some real food, goddamn it.]

Aniki, why couldn't you at least try to find fresh fruit or something?

[Oh my god what is he going to do with you?!]
borntorebel: (Force give me strength)

[personal profile] borntorebel 2015-03-25 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
No, I have another. A more...traditional one.

[As the girl gets into fighting position, the lights flicker and tentacles can be seen in the red glow of the saber's blade.]

Let's hope that's true.
sunshrouded: (☀ lmfao this'll be good)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-03-25 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
There's no meat in fruit!

[thanks tenka]
eggcream: (①② Her!)

[personal profile] eggcream 2015-03-25 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
... [A cute girl that'd fall for him the instant they met, huh... that sounds nice...]


N-no, no way! Sonia-san is the only one for me! [It was a good try Teruteru, but it's gonna take a lot more to get him to forget about Sonia and move on to another person...]
shivered: (a little defensive)

[personal profile] shivered 2015-03-25 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Not exactly anyway. And... I've met people who aren't sure what they tell us is exactly true either.

[But she admits quietly.] I don't really know what to think personally.

[She hesitates just a moment though not sure if she should ask.] Your darling? That person... isn't here as well?
kicksilver: (i got something important)

[personal profile] kicksilver 2015-03-25 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Miss Schnee, please forgive me.

[ He gets off his seat to kneel down on one knee, waving his arms around like a douchebag. Oh, if only Weiss could see him now. ]

But I gotta say, you still started it.
sunshied: (3)

[personal profile] sunshied 2015-03-25 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
You can't live off of just meat! Eat better food and stop being so picky.

[And for good measure he is going to hit you right on the shoulder, Tenka-!!]
kicksilver: (to give you)

[personal profile] kicksilver 2015-03-25 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
I gave it to someone, and they found it offensive.

[ Just shrugs his shoulders at that again. ]

There's a lot of pretty sensitive people here, I'm telling you.
Edited 2015-03-25 03:04 (UTC)
sugarcoats: (030)

[personal profile] sugarcoats 2015-03-25 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't want to set Bandersnatch off, so he keeps his voice light, and is able to give her a confused smile this time.]

"As a human"? I understand only certain people being able to control them, but I'm afraid the rest is still confusing.

Mm, you really are awesome though, and you know so much about all of this, too.
shivered: (only a little defensive)

[personal profile] shivered 2015-03-25 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Elsa takes it, but she also looks at it... uncertainly.]

What is it?

[Her parents surely mentioned don't take candy from strangers somewhere along the way. But she's a grow woman so...]
carptricks: (I would clearly feel blessed)

[personal profile] carptricks 2015-03-25 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Could be. . .

[he sounds thoughtful, and he grinds a glass shard into the ground with his heel]

Anyway, it looks like we're not about to have anymore confrontations for now. Sounds like a good time to get the heck out of here to me.
tofus: (pic#7149982)

[personal profile] tofus 2015-03-25 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[One hand automatically goes up to the falling ponytail and she grimaces. Sure, it's just hair, but when you're an idol, you try to look your best.]

Um, if you can actually. I'd really appreciate that.

[And a beat.] Do you want me to fix yours too? Your ponytails look like they need a brush. [Or whatever those fluffy things are.]
borntorebel: (If looks could kill)

[personal profile] borntorebel 2015-03-25 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds like anywhere, honestly. [Except Luceti. Everything there was free, but they more than paid for the things with all the Shifts and experiments they had to endure.]

Killer robots...They sound like the Trade Federation's droid army that my father used to talk about. Because no kidnapping from home is complete without them.
eggcream: (⑤⑥)

[personal profile] eggcream 2015-03-25 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Well fine, if he doesn't appreciate Souda sharing he's gonna take it back with an offended look on his face.]

Fine, yes! They're freakin' delicious! [Taking a bite out of one of them, even though his appetite is supposedly gone.]

[personal profile] brbwalking 2015-03-25 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Shall we take it at a jog, then?

[ Before this shit happens again and she wrecks every single mirror-- ]
Edited 2015-03-25 03:09 (UTC)
littlestbaskerville: and i want sweets leT'S GET SOME SWEETS (✿ you will dance with me‚ yeah!)

[personal profile] littlestbaskerville 2015-03-25 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh...

[Lily feels like the chain has been out a bit, plus she wants to save his time limits. So in a wisp of smoke the creature vanishes.]

Only Baskervilles are supposed to have contracts with Chains! I found them and they took me in since I'm one too! My real family left me in the woods.

[She smiles at the compliment and bounces on the balls of her feet.]

Mn! Lottie, Doug and Fang taught me a lot! Master Glen too!
carptricks: (or rhythm and blues)

[personal profile] carptricks 2015-03-25 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
You don't need to ask me twice.

[he's already taking a brisk walk towards the nearest exit. NO REASON TO STICK AROUND]

[. . . he's walking with a slight limp, though]

[personal profile] brbwalking 2015-03-25 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
I did.

[ matter-of-factly. ]
eggcream: (①③ I can’t even talk)

[personal profile] eggcream 2015-03-25 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[OF COURSE THE DOKIS ARE EXCUSED]

E-eh? But you already saved my life once! [DON'T GIVE HIM MORE THAN HE DESERVES except actually he wouldn't mind it if miyamura wanted to do something more for him]
sunshied: (1)

[personal profile] sunshied 2015-03-25 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I'm fine!! Really, I'll be fine. My brother's given me worse bruises in training. I think.

[Tenka does tend to get carried away but-!! Maybe not the best way to put it, at any rate.]

Shouldn't that be my line?