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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2015-03-22 07:06 pm

« 011 ⇢ event011.exe »

Who: CERES & you
When: ooc: 03/22-03/25; ic: 12/09-12/10
Where: Cerealia's Entertainment District
What: Intro log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | possibly nsfw (please let us know if you need this rating changed, or you are welcome to continue any naughty shenanigans in a private log)

//event011.EXE

The Gifts that Keeps on Giving ((You)) Nightmares


It's been a whole month without any new arrivals. Who knows why? If you ask CERES, they won't bother with any in-depth explanations. They will simply claim that none of the code out there has been responding to their recovery methods, so they had to rework a lot of their technology. However, after several weeks of grueling work, they have finally experienced success! A fresh new batch of faces is coming in, and to celebrate their arrival and the real upcoming holidays, CEO Julius Vincere has arranged for a Christmas-themed carnival for all to enjoy.

Those who arrive will wake up in Cerealia and be given a long, boring explanation and powerpoint as per usual before being ushered onto a bus (there is no escape. The robots will force you onto the bus one way or another). You will be unwillingly carted to the theme park where you will be immediately assaulted by a giant array of lights followed by several rides that you can enjoy. After you disembark from the bus, one of the snowman robots will be waiting to give you tickets to the rides and show you around as part of the Grand Opening. The amusement park will remain open for the rest of the month of December so anyone can visit as they please. The first couple tickets will also be on the house for new arrivals, but the rest will have to be bought with credits, so choose wisely! (Or try and sneak into the rides -- then face the wrath of the snowman robots and their snowman firearms :D)
"☃ WELCOME NEW ARRIVALS ❅
YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT THE SANTASTICAL FOREST OF CHRISTMAS WONDERS ❅
PLEASE ENJOY ALL THE RIDES CEO JULIUS VINCERE HAS HAND-PICKED FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT ❅
WE WISH TO BRING YOU MERRY FEELINGS FOR THE HOLIDAY ❅
COME GIVE SNOWTRON 5000 A HUG ❅
WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT ONE ❅
BUT I WAS PROGRAMMED TO CONVEY HUGGING AS LOVE THROUGH AFFECTION ❅
PLEASE DON'T RUN ❅
COME BAAAAACK, VISITOR ❅"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Do you like ferris wheels? This is an enchanting one where you get to ride around in a giant snowflake at a very limited speed. The wheel will turn excruciatingly slow before stopping abruptly, leaving you trapped at the very top. We hope you're not afraid of heights because you're going to be in there for a while! The windows on the snowflake will rapidly darken leaving you and your fellow riders trapped in the darkness. At that moment, you will feel something warm breathing down your neck and along the back of your ear. As you reach over, you'll feel like the chair underneath you is made of snakeskin, and a hissing sound will intensify as the "chair" squirms and as the breathing gets louder and hotter. Scrabble at the doors, fight your way out! Will you escape or not? Probably not, but the experience will last only a good five minutes before the lights come back on and before the ferris wheel starts moving again. The chair will appear as normal, and there will be no one else inside except any fellow riders who came with you.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] If the ferris wheel didn't "do it" for you, then perhaps a fun house will? If you're a fan, that is! This Christmas-themed funhouse features a wonderful walk through a snowy forest convered in singing reindeer. The more you walk through, the more you will notice things like within the distorted mirrors, there will briefly appear strange specters. You will also hear a bunch of howling in the background, and while you may think that you're safe since they're trapped behind a mirror, you are very wrong. The lights will go out once more, and you will hear the mirrors shatter all around and feel yourself being grabbed and hurled to the ground. Whatever is coming for you is something you can't see, but it's advancing fast with impressive strength to hurl you back once more. You will feel pain erupt through your body before an engineer will appear to get the lights back on. Once they're back on, the reindeer will be happily singing, and all the mirrors will appear as they were before -unbroken.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] After those interesting adventures, another option would be to simply visit the rocking santacoaster, a large, sprawling roller coaster that reaches 150 mph. You will be strapped into a sled and be shot through the tracks where you can scream and cry all you want except once you reach the tunnel, everything will come to a sudden stop (whiplash pending). You and the other riders will be in there for a few minutes, surrounded by a dozen santas as they start to fly out from the tunnel walls, carrying swords and swooping down to take a swipe at you. You better duck or be prepared to be cut up by their blades. The rollercoaster will abruptly resume, and when you reach the end, you might notice some bleeding, a little bit of hair missing, or some clothes shred up. If you ask the snowman robots about it, they will just shrug and claim they don't know what you're talking about. Please go enjoy a snowcone on the house!
PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] The Christmas whirl will be your last stop for the evening! This is a ride that goes round and round and round while tilting. Everyone will be strapped into it while standing up and forced to hold on as it spins, and somewhere in the midst of the spinning, the ride will suddenly malfunction. Yes, big surprise there! But it won't stop spinning. It will just be a rockier ride, and you will seemingly enter a new space where you will be among the stars and seeing planets all around you. Your own home planet will be amongst them before it breaks open like an egg and out crawls a friendly visitor. If you get bit by it, you will spend the rest of the day and night experiencing an array of possible symptoms, including: a voracious appetite, a fear of light, the urge to 'mate' with anyone who smells especially good, heightened senses, the ability to climb on all kinds of surfaces, irritability and crankiness... (( you don't have to experience them all. you can pick and choose which one you like. ))
BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] What's that jingling you hear in the background? Why, it's Santa Clause! Coming here all the way from the North Pole. The park will stop, and all the snowman robots will gather in the square, ushering along as many people as possible. Santa-Bot X-3 will be seated on his chair to welcome all visitors to sit on his metaphorical lap and tell him what they want for Christmas. He will then give them a nicely wrapped present and tell them that it's exactly what they asked for, but they can't open it until they get home. For those who can't wait and choose to open it quickly, they will get some nice treats from Mundus Caelestis. But beware! Those who do take this gift home will experience a weird after-effect as the lovely red and white toy will come to life on its own and hop out of the box that evening to try and violently electrocute the owner. The other one is completely harmless.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing what's going on right here and feel free to consult the FAQ if needed. Please leave any lingering questions in the OOC post, and we'll answer them as soon as we can. OVERFLOW IS HERE!!!


[personal profile] brbwalking 2015-03-26 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
... I have to say, that's a very impressive-sounding name.
psycholawgy: (PARKAS!!)

[personal profile] psycholawgy 2015-03-26 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Simon calls you Justice-dono! I think it'd be cool if I called you senpai!

[ Totally going weaboo to be closer to her mom. Someone needs to put some sense into her. ]

Well, just ask me anything, then. The people here had a meeting a week ago, so I'm pretty up to date with the recent events.
emotive: (Increase the chance of misinterpretation)

[personal profile] emotive 2015-03-26 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, so that's what it means. I should have thought about that sooner...

So Robin and Chrom are very charismatic leaders, I take it?
emotive: (Long ago and oh so far away)

[personal profile] emotive 2015-03-26 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's good, but these things are being incredibly intrusive. You're better off avoiding these as best as you can.

[At least it's not trying to crush her?]

[personal profile] brbwalking 2015-03-26 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ "Darling"... ah, it's a younger Raven. Judith's expression doesn't change, to her credit, even if she's already inwardly sighing. ]

His name is Ba'ul, and he's become used to being called a dragon at this point. It's much easier to pronounce.
sunshied: (6)

[personal profile] sunshied 2015-03-26 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Aniki be nice I'm sure you have quirks that annoy him too!

[And Sousei probably makes that known very plainly and clearly too...]

[personal profile] brbwalking 2015-03-26 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Then, as much as I hate to say it, I suppose I'm in the majority.
enlightning: (There are places)

pre-phases

[personal profile] enlightning 2015-03-26 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Really, Yuan had just overheard her questions, as he wasn't in much of a mood to make eye contact right now. It's not going to stop him from butting in from where he's sitting nearby, however.]

Is that what they call those projections?

[personal profile] brbwalking 2015-03-26 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
He's what you'd call a dragon, yes. And he can understand you, even if he can't communicate with you in your language. [ yet. ]
carptricks: (Cause I saved a few)

[personal profile] carptricks 2015-03-26 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[. . . GLITCHES ARE THINGS TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT]

The whole system is that unstable? D'you know if this-- uh. CERES. Are they trying to stabilize it so the glitches stop occurring?
sunshied: (Default)

[personal profile] sunshied 2015-03-26 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Uhm- Soramaru. My family name is Kumou. It's nice to meet you?

[Despite how weird as hell this place is and it will probably only continue to get stranger but after dealing with a giant demon snake possessing his body there isn't that much to really spook him anymore. However he does still want to learn more about the robots.]
andimfine: (✓ 4)

[personal profile] andimfine 2015-03-26 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
No. [ Justice-dono has a good ring to it!

But anyways.

He taps his forehead considering what he wants to know the most.]


We're really supposed to live normally here?
enlightning: (and some remain)

bus

[personal profile] enlightning 2015-03-26 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[As a professional crank, yes, you're making a mockery of his entire personality type. Not that he does much better himself. He initially didn't want to care much, but the continual appearances of the hamster start grating at him after a bit.]

You're actually carrying vermin in your clothes on purpose?
flamberge: (mentor {gonna learn ya a book})

[personal profile] flamberge 2015-03-26 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[it gets a warning across, but one more along the lines of 'warning: crazy guy right here'. the reply is still a better one than kratos hoped for and he looks decently satisfied.]

That way may lead to few people heeding your warning.

[or make them think it's all part of the show. nothing goes together better with the holiday spirit than dead people.]
defeets: (» have i told you lately)

[personal profile] defeets 2015-03-26 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah... So this is the sort of thing that girls from other worlds are into? Okay. Well, it's complicated and not only does it help him understand, but apparently it relaxes her to talk about it. He's hardly going to complain about something like that. So he just shakes his head faintly then, amused.]

Ah... Is that so?

You know an awful lot about this sort of thing, Fuuka dear. A hobby, perhaps?
mermaiding: (sunny skies above)

[personal profile] mermaiding 2015-03-26 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
You say it like you do not know. [But she laughs instead of seeming offended by it or anything.

Kumou though...
] Ah! [Oona stops and turns slightly to look up at him, her eyes wide and bright] You know Aniki then! That is why you looked so familiar! Family, yes? Aniki will be very happy!

[Oona looks pretty excited herself; Seriously, Tenka's going to be over the moon about this, she's so happy for him. And also for, you know. Other reasons. That will come up a little later.

Godspeed, Soramaru.
]
breakin: (Well I'm back in black)

Phase IV

[personal profile] breakin 2015-03-26 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah, "why" is a pretty good response to it. Mireu's not usually bothered by spiders, but then again spiders aren't usually massive creatures hatching out of planets either, so this one might be a little more unnerving than usual.

He's not as close to the spider as Cliff, and he's not exactly looking to change that fact, but still...
]

Don't talk.

[ A quick warning can't hurt, right? Not that playing dead will necessarily make the spider go away, but no reason to draw more attention to yourself than normal right now. ]
defeets: (» you have my attention)

[personal profile] defeets 2015-03-26 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . ice cold. Jae-ha blinks in surprise then, watching Tieria walk away for a moment.]

.... Is that a no?
dereban: ❥ all icons are my own unless otherwise denoted. (Default)

[personal profile] dereban 2015-03-26 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's a nod in response to his question. ]

Yeah. I don't know if it's actually that or if they're lying, though...
sunshied: (10)

[personal profile] sunshied 2015-03-26 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
You call him 'aniki' as well?

[Tenka... what r u doing. but no really he's not jealous or anything. She seems really nice? and is clearly very excited to meet him. What has Tenka been telling people?! He's so embarrassed right now.]

I'm just happy he's here. He went away somewhere far back home so I haven't seen him in a while. I don't think he knows that, though.
defeets: (» have i told you lately)

[personal profile] defeets 2015-03-26 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, nonsense.

[Easy-going as ever. In truth, Jae-ha just bought it because it was shiny.... and they gave him some credits to spare, so why not use them? (After a first, unfortunate run where he tried to just take it and got caught by robot security probably, but it's fine, that's not the case anymore.)]

I think it'd be far more upsetting if such a beautiful hairpin were left sitting around when instead it can be put to use accompanying a lovely lady such as yourself.
faithfulflame: (Rei Evil? Where?)

[personal profile] faithfulflame 2015-03-26 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
And what do you propose? Smashing our way out?

[She stops too, her breath coming in sharp.]

I did. It's like...breathing...
faithfulflame: (Priestess Lets get to it!)

[personal profile] faithfulflame 2015-03-26 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[It continues unabated, rising in pitch, even.]

I think...you made it angry.
defeets: (» and then she gave me her number)

[personal profile] defeets 2015-03-26 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
A dragon.....?

[EXCITEMENT. WONDER. CURIOSITY. Yes a lovely lady but also this is an actual dragon and not just one of the dragons of Jae-ha's world. So instead he's turning toward Ba'ul with so much energy!!]

Ba'ul! My friend, can you speak? Have you always been a dragon in this form? You were never a man once?

[sorry judith]
dereban: ❥ all icons are my own unless otherwise denoted. (Default)

[personal profile] dereban 2015-03-26 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
That... [ She takes a deep breath before yelling in frustration: ]

That's because it's not used against enemies in combat, the vibrator's a sex toy used for masturbation!

[ OH GOD SHE SAID IT ]