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« 011 ⇢ event011.exe » OVERFLOW

Who: CERES & you
When: ooc: 03/22-03/25; ic: 12/09-12/10
Where: Cerealia's Entertainment District
What: OVERFLOW OF THE INTRO LOG
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | possibly nsfw (please let us know if you need this rating changed, or you are welcome to continue any naughty shenanigans in a private log)

//event011.EXE

The Gifts that Keeps on Giving ((You)) Nightmares


It's been a whole month without any new arrivals. Who knows why? If you ask CERES, they won't bother with any in-depth explanations. They will simply claim that none of the code out there has been responding to their recovery methods, so they had to rework a lot of their technology. However, after several weeks of grueling work, they have finally experienced success! A fresh new batch of faces is coming in, and to celebrate their arrival and the real upcoming holidays, CEO Julius Vincere has arranged for a Christmas-themed carnival for all to enjoy.

Those who arrive will wake up in Cerealia and be given a long, boring explanation and powerpoint as per usual before being ushered onto a bus (there is no escape. The robots will force you onto the bus one way or another). You will be unwillingly carted to the theme park where you will be immediately assaulted by a giant array of lights followed by several rides that you can enjoy. After you disembark from the bus, one of the snowman robots will be waiting to give you tickets to the rides and show you around as part of the Grand Opening. The amusement park will remain open for the rest of the month of December so anyone can visit as they please. The first couple tickets will also be on the house for new arrivals, but the rest will have to be bought with credits, so choose wisely! (Or try and sneak into the rides -- then face the wrath of the snowman robots and their snowman firearms :D)
"☃ WELCOME NEW ARRIVALS ❅
YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT THE SANTASTICAL FOREST OF CHRISTMAS WONDERS ❅
PLEASE ENJOY ALL THE RIDES CEO JULIUS VINCERE HAS HAND-PICKED FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT ❅
WE WISH TO BRING YOU MERRY FEELINGS FOR THE HOLIDAY ❅
COME GIVE SNOWTRON 5000 A HUG ❅
WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT ONE ❅
BUT I WAS PROGRAMMED TO CONVEY HUGGING AS LOVE THROUGH AFFECTION ❅
PLEASE DON'T RUN ❅
COME BAAAAACK, VISITOR ❅"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Do you like ferris wheels? This is an enchanting one where you get to ride around in a giant snowflake at a very limited speed. The wheel will turn excruciatingly slow before stopping abruptly, leaving you trapped at the very top. We hope you're not afraid of heights because you're going to be in there for a while! The windows on the snowflake will rapidly darken leaving you and your fellow riders trapped in the darkness. At that moment, you will feel something warm breathing down your neck and along the back of your ear. As you reach over, you'll feel like the chair underneath you is made of snakeskin, and a hissing sound will intensify as the "chair" squirms and as the breathing gets louder and hotter. Scrabble at the doors, fight your way out! Will you escape or not? Probably not, but the experience will last only a good five minutes before the lights come back on and before the ferris wheel starts moving again. The chair will appear as normal, and there will be no one else inside except any fellow riders who came with you.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] If the ferris wheel didn't "do it" for you, then perhaps a fun house will? If you're a fan, that is! This Christmas-themed funhouse features a wonderful walk through a snowy forest convered in singing reindeer. The more you walk through, the more you will notice things like within the distorted mirrors, there will briefly appear strange specters. You will also hear a bunch of howling in the background, and while you may think that you're safe since they're trapped behind a mirror, you are very wrong. The lights will go out once more, and you will hear the mirrors shatter all around and feel yourself being grabbed and hurled to the ground. Whatever is coming for you is something you can't see, but it's advancing fast with impressive strength to hurl you back once more. You will feel pain erupt through your body before an engineer will appear to get the lights back on. Once they're back on, the reindeer will be happily singing, and all the mirrors will appear as they were before -unbroken.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] After those interesting adventures, another option would be to simply visit the rocking santacoaster, a large, sprawling roller coaster that reaches 150 mph. You will be strapped into a sled and be shot through the tracks where you can scream and cry all you want except once you reach the tunnel, everything will come to a sudden stop (whiplash pending). You and the other riders will be in there for a few minutes, surrounded by a dozen santas as they start to fly out from the tunnel walls, carrying swords and swooping down to take a swipe at you. You better duck or be prepared to be cut up by their blades. The rollercoaster will abruptly resume, and when you reach the end, you might notice some bleeding, a little bit of hair missing, or some clothes shred up. If you ask the snowman robots about it, they will just shrug and claim they don't know what you're talking about. Please go enjoy a snowcone on the house!
PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] The Christmas whirl will be your last stop for the evening! This is a ride that goes round and round and round while tilting. Everyone will be strapped into it while standing up and forced to hold on as it spins, and somewhere in the midst of the spinning, the ride will suddenly malfunction. Yes, big surprise there! But it won't stop spinning. It will just be a rockier ride, and you will seemingly enter a new space where you will be among the stars and seeing planets all around you. Your own home planet will be amongst them before it breaks open like an egg and out crawls a friendly visitor. If you get bit by it, you will spend the rest of the day and night experiencing an array of possible symptoms, including: a voracious appetite, a fear of light, the urge to 'mate' with anyone who smells especially good, heightened senses, the ability to climb on all kinds of surfaces, irritability and crankiness... (( you don't have to experience them all. you can pick and choose which one you like. ))
BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] What's that jingling you hear in the background? Why, it's Santa Clause! Coming here all the way from the North Pole. The park will stop, and all the snowman robots will gather in the square, ushering along as many people as possible. Santa-Bot X-3 will be seated on his chair to welcome all visitors to sit on his metaphorical lap and tell him what they want for Christmas. He will then give them a nicely wrapped present and tell them that it's exactly what they asked for, but they can't open it until they get home. For those who can't wait and choose to open it quickly, they will get some nice treats from Mundus Caelestis. But beware! Those who do take this gift home will experience a weird after-effect as the lovely red and white toy will come to life on its own and hop out of the box that evening to try and violently electrocute the owner. The other one is completely harmless.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing what's going on right here and feel free to consult the FAQ if needed. Please leave any lingering questions in the OOC post, and we'll answer them as soon as we can. If this post goes into overflow, we will make a new one to deal with the ever-hated captcha! Worry not!


fairbrook: mignonette; art © hellsing.nobody; (♘ It quickens;)

[personal profile] fairbrook 2015-03-27 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Continued from here!

...He accepted. At the implication of the undead's existence, he accepted. Wow. How is she to backpedal her way out of this?]


They are.

[That's it?]

Although I suppose I cannot bore you with details about my family all day. Tell me about yourself.

[Except she already knows about him... a lot about him. So awkward.]
bewrightback: (oh boy i done goofed)

[personal profile] bewrightback 2015-03-27 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[This might be weird and unreal, but accepting her offer just seemed like the polite thing to do?!]

Me? Well, I'm Phoenix Wright... [He presents his badge.] and I'm a defense attorney. But I don't know how much good that will be in this place.
prosecutory: (♘ one minute I held the key)

/slides in here two thousand and late

[personal profile] prosecutory 2015-03-27 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Edgeworth was not far off when he noticed a blue-clad figure in the distance. The hair, the distant voice...

What was their CEO playing at now, bringing so many people from his home here all of a sudden? Edgeworth sprints over, sheathed saber at his side and all, looking a bit harried but otherwise unharmed and extremely shocked. Of all the people he found at this place...]


Sir Hellsing... [His gray eyes flick right over to the man. Better dressed, older. From Athena's time, or from somewhere else? His face didn't change much from the time Edgeworth had encountered him as a pianist hobo back in Death City, so perhaps somewhere close to there...

His head is spinning. This is too much. Phoenix even has his badge...then again, doesn't he become a lawyer again and become Athena's boss?]


...Wright?!
fairbrook: mignonette; art © solid&etc; (♘ In the one big song;)

[personal profile] fairbrook 2015-03-27 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[At the sound of Edgeworth's voice, Integra perks, and shifts her head to face him.]

Ah, Mr. Edgeworth. Might you help me escort this man to the clinic? I'm afraid he may have a minor concussion.

[Why else would he want to hang around strange occultists? Oh wait...]
bewrightback: (flabbergasted)

[personal profile] bewrightback 2015-03-27 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[And so, suddenly Miles Edgeworth is running towards him. That on top of the lingering shock of the monster attack plus his literal run-in with a mirror has him feeling quite flabbergasted.

He does look younger, as Athena had tried to warn him. (Even if it's hard to tell with Edgeworth). And he recognizes this Integra person and -

Why does he have a sword?]


Edgeworth?! You... you really are here!
prosecutory: (♙ we thought)

[personal profile] prosecutory 2015-03-30 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[The pain of his own fun house ordeal has largely worn off by now and is but a distant memory.

Edgeworth stares intently at Phoenix before remarking casually to Integra:]


Are you sure? Perhaps you are mistaken. He often tends to act as if he's had a concussion. [But he nonetheless nods. Yes, he'll escort Phoenix to the nearest clinic. Anything, to leave this crazy place.]
fairbrook: narben of lj; (Because it's not my home;)

[personal profile] fairbrook 2015-03-31 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[At Edgeworth's remark, she cocks an eyebrow.]

My, I sincerely hope this isn't how you treat all your friends Mr. Edgeworth.

[Someone isn't amused. This aside, she loosens her grasp of Phoenix's hand, then retrieving a notebook from her coat pocket to scribble something inside of it.]
bewrightback: (oh boy i done goofed)

[personal profile] bewrightback 2015-03-31 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[I've never seen so many flat expressions in one area...!

Phoenix feels a bit less dazed at least and manages to adjust his posture somewhat as his hand is released.]


His methods are pretty one-of-a-kind, I'd say... [He doesn't seem too troubled by the remark, himself. And he offers a weak smile.]

Good to see you too, Edgeworth.
prosecutory: (♙ the smile that i've never shown before)

[personal profile] prosecutory 2015-03-31 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
I don't make baseless accusations, Sir Hellsing.

[He smoothly answers her, his lips curling into a smirk as he regards his DEAR CHILDHOOD FRIEND.]

It's good to see that your fashion sense has improved over the years, Wright. [But good to see you too, bro.]
fairbrook: mignonette; art © solid&etc; (♘ In the one big song;)

[personal profile] fairbrook 2015-04-01 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[She has to chuckle at that, recalling how ill-fitting his suits had been prior. It made him look almost debonair, in her opinion.]

I daresay it has.

[She says unwittingly to herself, hardly thinking about the implication of her comment. Yeah, let's quickly avert the subject before he notices...]

The clinic is that way, is it not?

[Having only been there exactly once during her time on this colony, she points north, uncertain of herself.]
bewrightback: (too smug)

[personal profile] bewrightback 2015-04-01 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Why does she say that like she has a basis for comparison...?

He raises an eyebrow in confusion for a moment, but otherwise he keeps a cool head. And he smiles as he glances around.]


I might have picked up a tip or two here or there. [And he glances in the direction she indicates.]

Well, would that be our destination?
prosecutory: (♙ and now that we're here)

[personal profile] prosecutory 2015-04-01 10:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Knowing that Integra has interacted with people from his world - or at least, versions of them - including himself, Edgeworth doesn't think much of her throwaway remark. However, he takes note of it.

He nods to both of them.]


Yes, it would. To make sure that if you did suffer a concussion, it hasn't addled your brain further. [A Phoenix can change his fashion sense, but Edgeworth doubts he can change his crazy way of thinking and bluffing through everything.]
bewrightback: (flabbergasted)

[personal profile] bewrightback 2015-04-07 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Phoenix scratches at his head meekly as he falls into step near Edgeworth.]

Whatever happened to respecting your elders, Edgeworth... [He starts that off, in a snarky tone, but then he freezes for a moment in horror.

Did I just call myself Edgeworth's elder?]


...Never mind that! Your concern is, um, touching.