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« 011 ⇢ event011.exe » OVERFLOW

Who: CERES & you
When: ooc: 03/22-03/25; ic: 12/09-12/10
Where: Cerealia's Entertainment District
What: OVERFLOW OF THE INTRO LOG
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | possibly nsfw (please let us know if you need this rating changed, or you are welcome to continue any naughty shenanigans in a private log)

//event011.EXE

The Gifts that Keeps on Giving ((You)) Nightmares


It's been a whole month without any new arrivals. Who knows why? If you ask CERES, they won't bother with any in-depth explanations. They will simply claim that none of the code out there has been responding to their recovery methods, so they had to rework a lot of their technology. However, after several weeks of grueling work, they have finally experienced success! A fresh new batch of faces is coming in, and to celebrate their arrival and the real upcoming holidays, CEO Julius Vincere has arranged for a Christmas-themed carnival for all to enjoy.

Those who arrive will wake up in Cerealia and be given a long, boring explanation and powerpoint as per usual before being ushered onto a bus (there is no escape. The robots will force you onto the bus one way or another). You will be unwillingly carted to the theme park where you will be immediately assaulted by a giant array of lights followed by several rides that you can enjoy. After you disembark from the bus, one of the snowman robots will be waiting to give you tickets to the rides and show you around as part of the Grand Opening. The amusement park will remain open for the rest of the month of December so anyone can visit as they please. The first couple tickets will also be on the house for new arrivals, but the rest will have to be bought with credits, so choose wisely! (Or try and sneak into the rides -- then face the wrath of the snowman robots and their snowman firearms :D)
"☃ WELCOME NEW ARRIVALS ❅
YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT THE SANTASTICAL FOREST OF CHRISTMAS WONDERS ❅
PLEASE ENJOY ALL THE RIDES CEO JULIUS VINCERE HAS HAND-PICKED FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT ❅
WE WISH TO BRING YOU MERRY FEELINGS FOR THE HOLIDAY ❅
COME GIVE SNOWTRON 5000 A HUG ❅
WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT ONE ❅
BUT I WAS PROGRAMMED TO CONVEY HUGGING AS LOVE THROUGH AFFECTION ❅
PLEASE DON'T RUN ❅
COME BAAAAACK, VISITOR ❅"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Do you like ferris wheels? This is an enchanting one where you get to ride around in a giant snowflake at a very limited speed. The wheel will turn excruciatingly slow before stopping abruptly, leaving you trapped at the very top. We hope you're not afraid of heights because you're going to be in there for a while! The windows on the snowflake will rapidly darken leaving you and your fellow riders trapped in the darkness. At that moment, you will feel something warm breathing down your neck and along the back of your ear. As you reach over, you'll feel like the chair underneath you is made of snakeskin, and a hissing sound will intensify as the "chair" squirms and as the breathing gets louder and hotter. Scrabble at the doors, fight your way out! Will you escape or not? Probably not, but the experience will last only a good five minutes before the lights come back on and before the ferris wheel starts moving again. The chair will appear as normal, and there will be no one else inside except any fellow riders who came with you.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] If the ferris wheel didn't "do it" for you, then perhaps a fun house will? If you're a fan, that is! This Christmas-themed funhouse features a wonderful walk through a snowy forest convered in singing reindeer. The more you walk through, the more you will notice things like within the distorted mirrors, there will briefly appear strange specters. You will also hear a bunch of howling in the background, and while you may think that you're safe since they're trapped behind a mirror, you are very wrong. The lights will go out once more, and you will hear the mirrors shatter all around and feel yourself being grabbed and hurled to the ground. Whatever is coming for you is something you can't see, but it's advancing fast with impressive strength to hurl you back once more. You will feel pain erupt through your body before an engineer will appear to get the lights back on. Once they're back on, the reindeer will be happily singing, and all the mirrors will appear as they were before -unbroken.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] After those interesting adventures, another option would be to simply visit the rocking santacoaster, a large, sprawling roller coaster that reaches 150 mph. You will be strapped into a sled and be shot through the tracks where you can scream and cry all you want except once you reach the tunnel, everything will come to a sudden stop (whiplash pending). You and the other riders will be in there for a few minutes, surrounded by a dozen santas as they start to fly out from the tunnel walls, carrying swords and swooping down to take a swipe at you. You better duck or be prepared to be cut up by their blades. The rollercoaster will abruptly resume, and when you reach the end, you might notice some bleeding, a little bit of hair missing, or some clothes shred up. If you ask the snowman robots about it, they will just shrug and claim they don't know what you're talking about. Please go enjoy a snowcone on the house!
PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] The Christmas whirl will be your last stop for the evening! This is a ride that goes round and round and round while tilting. Everyone will be strapped into it while standing up and forced to hold on as it spins, and somewhere in the midst of the spinning, the ride will suddenly malfunction. Yes, big surprise there! But it won't stop spinning. It will just be a rockier ride, and you will seemingly enter a new space where you will be among the stars and seeing planets all around you. Your own home planet will be amongst them before it breaks open like an egg and out crawls a friendly visitor. If you get bit by it, you will spend the rest of the day and night experiencing an array of possible symptoms, including: a voracious appetite, a fear of light, the urge to 'mate' with anyone who smells especially good, heightened senses, the ability to climb on all kinds of surfaces, irritability and crankiness... (( you don't have to experience them all. you can pick and choose which one you like. ))
BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] What's that jingling you hear in the background? Why, it's Santa Clause! Coming here all the way from the North Pole. The park will stop, and all the snowman robots will gather in the square, ushering along as many people as possible. Santa-Bot X-3 will be seated on his chair to welcome all visitors to sit on his metaphorical lap and tell him what they want for Christmas. He will then give them a nicely wrapped present and tell them that it's exactly what they asked for, but they can't open it until they get home. For those who can't wait and choose to open it quickly, they will get some nice treats from Mundus Caelestis. But beware! Those who do take this gift home will experience a weird after-effect as the lovely red and white toy will come to life on its own and hop out of the box that evening to try and violently electrocute the owner. The other one is completely harmless.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing what's going on right here and feel free to consult the FAQ if needed. Please leave any lingering questions in the OOC post, and we'll answer them as soon as we can. If this post goes into overflow, we will make a new one to deal with the ever-hated captcha! Worry not!


impheired: i'm making a list of people that i don't want to be let in to my funeral. (talk ♚ so just in case i die tonight)

wow that was not the icon i meant to use there at all...wtf icon browser, you betrayed me

[personal profile] impheired 2015-03-28 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Good boy, Hanamura...keeping the space there. Now he doesn't have to dumb scalding coffee in your lap.]

[He sort of acknowledges the first bit by watching Hanamura as he talks. But he doesn't comment on it because he can't believe that this sleezy little asshole has gone this long without being...well, a sleezy little asshole.]

[He's touched, Hanamura, really. He's just not going to let you know that. Instead, he's just going to address that last bit that has nothing to do with the feels. And drink some coffee. That too. Because, yes, he does need something warm. Cold weather is not his friend.]


It's got nothing to do with wanting to impressing girls, but I do now how to cook for myself, you know. Nothing fancy but it's like you said, a man should be able to take care of himself.

[But he still eats a ridiculous amount of junk food too, don't be fooled... He's apparently also shsl metabolism.]
bozu: (admiring the view :9)

punch it right in the nose

[personal profile] bozu 2015-03-28 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Then you'd benefit even more from knowing a few of my recipes...! After all, being able to do things such as simmer a mackerel or cook the perfect pot of noodles are essential for living alone.

[Yes, he's willingly leaving out the girls part. Even he can understand that you can't be a cornbread battered wiener when you're comforting someone!!
He takes a sip of his own coffee - sweetened with milk and topped with whip cream, of course - before speaking a little more.]


While we're on the topic... what kind of foods do you find tasty, Kuzuryuu-kun?
This is important for me to know, as a chef and a friend!
impheired: not on me. just like...in a drawer (ponder ♚ sometimes i wish i had boobs.)

does so. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THIS ONE: http://v.dreamwidth.org/8011211/2132889

[personal profile] impheired 2015-03-28 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow who said he needs comfort? He was just stating a fact earlier, Hanamura. He's come to terms with his mistakes by now, thanks to Hinata and the others. But mostly Hinata.]

[But even so, don't be a cornbread battered wiener around Kuzuryuu. That's just a good practice to be in.]


Uh...well nothing sour or sweet, I can't stand that shit. [LIES. At least about the sweet thing. But it's way too early in his FTE track for Hanamura to know about his secret sweet tooth.] I guess...stuff you'd find in street stalls are my favorites.

[You know stuff like yakisoba, okonomiyaki, dango, etc...and just traditional Japanese dishes as well. Curry, hot pots, and the like... Because he is a predictable and boring boy.]
bozu: (so i remembered the mangas exist)

THAT'S DEFINITELY MORE FITTING...

[personal profile] bozu 2015-03-28 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Things like that, huh? Then...

[He's going to give Kuzuryuu a look over, but it's a serious one - as if he's considering something very important.
Which, to him, it is!]


... For the dangerous and intelligent Kuzuryuu-kun, and because it's so cold, I'll prepare you a big serving of oden! When I can, of course.

[Hey, in this case, predictable and boring is good - since things like that are what he prepares best!]
impheired: by angry chipmunks than live your life for 24 hours. (stare ♚ i'd rather be castrated)

YEAH...foiled by my own keyword system

[personal profile] impheired 2015-03-29 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Didn't I just say I can cook for myself? Does that sound to you like I want you to do something like cook for me?

[You were doing so well, Hanamura, but apparently offering to cook for JUST HIM is going too far. He is not friends with you, and you're one of the few classmates he would be pretty okay with that never changing. Also he does not want to be indebted to you even remotely. Just no. The coffee is already kind of borderline.]