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« 011 ⇢ event011.exe » OVERFLOW
Who: CERES & you
When: ooc: 03/22-03/25; ic: 12/09-12/10
Where: Cerealia's Entertainment District
What: OVERFLOW OF THE INTRO LOG
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | possibly nsfw (please let us know if you need this rating changed, or you are welcome to continue any naughty shenanigans in a private log)
When: ooc: 03/22-03/25; ic: 12/09-12/10
Where: Cerealia's Entertainment District
What: OVERFLOW OF THE INTRO LOG
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | possibly nsfw (please let us know if you need this rating changed, or you are welcome to continue any naughty shenanigans in a private log)
//event011.EXE
 It's been a whole month without any new arrivals. Who knows why? If you ask CERES, they won't bother with any in-depth explanations. They will simply claim that none of the code out there has been responding to their recovery methods, so they had to rework a lot of their technology. However, after several weeks of grueling work, they have finally experienced success! A fresh new batch of faces is coming in, and to celebrate their arrival and the real upcoming holidays, CEO Julius Vincere has arranged for a Christmas-themed carnival for all to enjoy. Those who arrive will wake up in Cerealia and be given a long, boring explanation and powerpoint as per usual before being ushered onto a bus (there is no escape. The robots will force you onto the bus one way or another). You will be unwillingly carted to the theme park where you will be immediately assaulted by a giant array of lights followed by several rides that you can enjoy. After you disembark from the bus, one of the snowman robots will be waiting to give you tickets to the rides and show you around as part of the Grand Opening. The amusement park will remain open for the rest of the month of December so anyone can visit as they please. The first couple tickets will also be on the house for new arrivals, but the rest will have to be bought with credits, so choose wisely! (Or try and sneak into the rides -- then face the wrath of the snowman robots and their snowman firearms :D)
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//SCENARIOS.EXE
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xx ] Do you like ferris wheels? This is an enchanting one where you get to ride around in a giant snowflake at a very limited speed. The wheel will turn excruciatingly slow before stopping abruptly, leaving you trapped at the very top. We hope you're not afraid of heights because you're going to be in there for a while! The windows on the snowflake will rapidly darken leaving you and your fellow riders trapped in the darkness. At that moment, you will feel something warm breathing down your neck and along the back of your ear. As you reach over, you'll feel like the chair underneath you is made of snakeskin, and a hissing sound will intensify as the "chair" squirms and as the breathing gets louder and hotter. Scrabble at the doors, fight your way out! Will you escape or not? Probably not, but the experience will last only a good five minutes before the lights come back on and before the ferris wheel starts moving again. The chair will appear as normal, and there will be no one else inside except any fellow riders who came with you.
//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing what's going on right here and feel free to consult the FAQ if needed. Please leave any lingering questions in the OOC post, and we'll answer them as soon as we can. If this post goes into overflow, we will make a new one to deal with the ever-hated captcha! Worry not! |
Not the Dildo of Death
Hey now... [Raises a hand to protest... lazily. As lazily as humanly possible. Almost inhumanly even. A lethargic EXAGGERATED DRAWN-OUT level nearly suited to a sloth. HONESTLY DOES THIS GUY GIVE ANY FUCKS EVER? JEEZ.] That's rude, yoi. [Not that Marco is actually one to talk. He's hardly polite.]
[HE HAS A LOT OF FRIENDS THOUGH... just not here, except his wife. And brothers. AGAIN, IT IS A LONG FUCKING STORY.]
The subordinate of Dragon is gone now. Leastwise, that or in hiding. Hiding better than I can even find him. [Which is actually saying something since Marco likes to keep track on people from his own world. He has his reasons. Mostly related to that wife and brothers thing though.]
Grell's cats are... [Closes his eyes and pinches the bridge between them to think.] I don't really get it. Digitally restored? [He doesn't visibly change in.... anything else. Tone, emotion, NOTHING. Helpful, right?] They seem real enough, they're like they were before here, but they're like little robots with a catsuit covering. [Crept out yet?]
The den den mushi were the same, eh? Pets. Not functional with their psychic energy even if they had machinery hooked up to them.
It's a shame eh, it's been ages since I saw Stefan -- Pops' dog. [He's pretty sure now Law is the rookie that rescued Jinbei & Ace's little brother, but not many know who the fuck Stefan is. Who Marco's Dad was, goes hand in hand with who Marco is though.]
Oh, but... there is... another technology that --
[.............]
[Here, Marco considers whether or not if he calls the laptop a notebook if Law will take it literally. Like a magical devil fruit paper notebook that does technological shit.]
[............]
[Then Marco momentarily gets tripped up with his own technological issues, and this is why he leaves it to Grell, whom he still hasn't explained, because wow that just requires too much effort.]
[Also is the younger generation better at this sort of thing?]
[Does that include Thatch?]
[Because really everyone is younger than Marco. Except maybe Grell.]
[And others if not nearly as much time passed before he met his Pops, but whatever, time is a thing that Marco can't put into solid concrete frame of reference, and this is precisely why being here doesn't faze him. That and he was in a literal Time Compression before, where he learned about laptops in the first place.]
[.... Laptop which he left home because pssh.]
[Also it's not like he uses a cell phone (cell? Prison cell? Biological cell? It looks like and utilizes the qualities of neither. WHY EVEN CALL IT THAT?!?) since he relies on haki, flying, and sneaking up on his chameleon brother and trying to surprise Grell etc.]
[So...................................]
[YEAH THIS GOT AWKWARD.]
[It's a good thing he put on that exaggerated lazy show before, right?]
[RIGHT?]
[Oh god, he's probably seeming like Aokiji now. Gross.]
[Marine cooties.]
[Super gross.]
[No really where the fuck was he?]
Well, it lets you talk to others. With buttons. Please resist the urge to smash them. [.... Marco and Ace (in the place Marco was before) had a general universal agreement that all buttons are for pushing and smashing no matter what. Yolo.]
If you didn't get one yet, I'm not sure where you get them? I got mine when I first arrived, and I asked for the game they were testing installed on it. [Nods.] They do that too. [And it was the only thing he was better at with the technological aspect. See also: repeated button smashing and giving no fucks.]
I'M SO UPSET, WHY DO I MISUNDERSTAND EVERYTHING
What he gathers is that the Den Den Mushi and this random person's cats have all become robotic -- android-like, perhaps?! Which means none of them are allowed to drink cola, but Stefan is (likely momentarily) noted to be his father's...dog, which -- it's a good thing he hasn't seen him, if all the animals are being redistributed as mechanical cretins. But hey, there's nothing wrong with being nostalgic, not that Law would really know anything about that, and the awkward silence is met, made worse by an expectant stare. Maybe he forgot what he was saying? Maybe he'd been drugged before all of this mayhem? It isn't as if he's ever sat down with Marco on a personal level before..so...
He'll...be patient, through all of this awkward staring. He really isn't helping.
Let's goooo Aokiji....]
Another techn--
[Ah, there he goes. He probably didn't even require, or notice the attempted-prompt. As Marco continues on about the only thing that comes to mind, Law dips a hand into a corresponding pocket to fish his allotted device out...]
Are you talking about this?
[And he presents the Cerevice in an open fist. Game?? What game.]
The buttons are translucent.
[Which is pretty much his only qualm with Marco's tale so far. How are you gonna keysmash holographic keys, that's so ignorant...]
NO WORRIES. I CALLED HIM A DEATH DILDO TO GRELL NOW :) also fuck
[Marco shakes his head, then holds his hands out well over a foot. And then up and then around.]
[Like a laptop.]
No.
It's called a laptop.
It's computers where I was before here. It's complicated. They have more advanced stuff here, but I can barely work a laptop sufficiently.
They also have other things here called cell phones. Don't ask me what's imprisoned, apparently it's the battery type?
They can be used for work or other things. My wife doesn't trust me with one, though. Which is probably good, I'd smash it first time it annoyed me. They're too fragile for things that aren't alive, yoi.