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« 011 ⇢ event011.exe » OVERFLOW

Who: CERES & you
When: ooc: 03/22-03/25; ic: 12/09-12/10
Where: Cerealia's Entertainment District
What: OVERFLOW OF THE INTRO LOG
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | possibly nsfw (please let us know if you need this rating changed, or you are welcome to continue any naughty shenanigans in a private log)

//event011.EXE

The Gifts that Keeps on Giving ((You)) Nightmares


It's been a whole month without any new arrivals. Who knows why? If you ask CERES, they won't bother with any in-depth explanations. They will simply claim that none of the code out there has been responding to their recovery methods, so they had to rework a lot of their technology. However, after several weeks of grueling work, they have finally experienced success! A fresh new batch of faces is coming in, and to celebrate their arrival and the real upcoming holidays, CEO Julius Vincere has arranged for a Christmas-themed carnival for all to enjoy.

Those who arrive will wake up in Cerealia and be given a long, boring explanation and powerpoint as per usual before being ushered onto a bus (there is no escape. The robots will force you onto the bus one way or another). You will be unwillingly carted to the theme park where you will be immediately assaulted by a giant array of lights followed by several rides that you can enjoy. After you disembark from the bus, one of the snowman robots will be waiting to give you tickets to the rides and show you around as part of the Grand Opening. The amusement park will remain open for the rest of the month of December so anyone can visit as they please. The first couple tickets will also be on the house for new arrivals, but the rest will have to be bought with credits, so choose wisely! (Or try and sneak into the rides -- then face the wrath of the snowman robots and their snowman firearms :D)
"☃ WELCOME NEW ARRIVALS ❅
YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT THE SANTASTICAL FOREST OF CHRISTMAS WONDERS ❅
PLEASE ENJOY ALL THE RIDES CEO JULIUS VINCERE HAS HAND-PICKED FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT ❅
WE WISH TO BRING YOU MERRY FEELINGS FOR THE HOLIDAY ❅
COME GIVE SNOWTRON 5000 A HUG ❅
WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT ONE ❅
BUT I WAS PROGRAMMED TO CONVEY HUGGING AS LOVE THROUGH AFFECTION ❅
PLEASE DON'T RUN ❅
COME BAAAAACK, VISITOR ❅"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Do you like ferris wheels? This is an enchanting one where you get to ride around in a giant snowflake at a very limited speed. The wheel will turn excruciatingly slow before stopping abruptly, leaving you trapped at the very top. We hope you're not afraid of heights because you're going to be in there for a while! The windows on the snowflake will rapidly darken leaving you and your fellow riders trapped in the darkness. At that moment, you will feel something warm breathing down your neck and along the back of your ear. As you reach over, you'll feel like the chair underneath you is made of snakeskin, and a hissing sound will intensify as the "chair" squirms and as the breathing gets louder and hotter. Scrabble at the doors, fight your way out! Will you escape or not? Probably not, but the experience will last only a good five minutes before the lights come back on and before the ferris wheel starts moving again. The chair will appear as normal, and there will be no one else inside except any fellow riders who came with you.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] If the ferris wheel didn't "do it" for you, then perhaps a fun house will? If you're a fan, that is! This Christmas-themed funhouse features a wonderful walk through a snowy forest convered in singing reindeer. The more you walk through, the more you will notice things like within the distorted mirrors, there will briefly appear strange specters. You will also hear a bunch of howling in the background, and while you may think that you're safe since they're trapped behind a mirror, you are very wrong. The lights will go out once more, and you will hear the mirrors shatter all around and feel yourself being grabbed and hurled to the ground. Whatever is coming for you is something you can't see, but it's advancing fast with impressive strength to hurl you back once more. You will feel pain erupt through your body before an engineer will appear to get the lights back on. Once they're back on, the reindeer will be happily singing, and all the mirrors will appear as they were before -unbroken.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] After those interesting adventures, another option would be to simply visit the rocking santacoaster, a large, sprawling roller coaster that reaches 150 mph. You will be strapped into a sled and be shot through the tracks where you can scream and cry all you want except once you reach the tunnel, everything will come to a sudden stop (whiplash pending). You and the other riders will be in there for a few minutes, surrounded by a dozen santas as they start to fly out from the tunnel walls, carrying swords and swooping down to take a swipe at you. You better duck or be prepared to be cut up by their blades. The rollercoaster will abruptly resume, and when you reach the end, you might notice some bleeding, a little bit of hair missing, or some clothes shred up. If you ask the snowman robots about it, they will just shrug and claim they don't know what you're talking about. Please go enjoy a snowcone on the house!
PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] The Christmas whirl will be your last stop for the evening! This is a ride that goes round and round and round while tilting. Everyone will be strapped into it while standing up and forced to hold on as it spins, and somewhere in the midst of the spinning, the ride will suddenly malfunction. Yes, big surprise there! But it won't stop spinning. It will just be a rockier ride, and you will seemingly enter a new space where you will be among the stars and seeing planets all around you. Your own home planet will be amongst them before it breaks open like an egg and out crawls a friendly visitor. If you get bit by it, you will spend the rest of the day and night experiencing an array of possible symptoms, including: a voracious appetite, a fear of light, the urge to 'mate' with anyone who smells especially good, heightened senses, the ability to climb on all kinds of surfaces, irritability and crankiness... (( you don't have to experience them all. you can pick and choose which one you like. ))
BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] What's that jingling you hear in the background? Why, it's Santa Clause! Coming here all the way from the North Pole. The park will stop, and all the snowman robots will gather in the square, ushering along as many people as possible. Santa-Bot X-3 will be seated on his chair to welcome all visitors to sit on his metaphorical lap and tell him what they want for Christmas. He will then give them a nicely wrapped present and tell them that it's exactly what they asked for, but they can't open it until they get home. For those who can't wait and choose to open it quickly, they will get some nice treats from Mundus Caelestis. But beware! Those who do take this gift home will experience a weird after-effect as the lovely red and white toy will come to life on its own and hop out of the box that evening to try and violently electrocute the owner. The other one is completely harmless.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing what's going on right here and feel free to consult the FAQ if needed. Please leave any lingering questions in the OOC post, and we'll answer them as soon as we can. If this post goes into overflow, we will make a new one to deal with the ever-hated captcha! Worry not!


unathletic: (you take a piece of)

[personal profile] unathletic 2015-03-31 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Fear the vibrator thieves. Darn them, popping up out of nowhere, stealing questionable goods you were going to get rid of anyway... ]

I don't know. [ He's being honest, anyway, and he sort of awkwardly eyes some of the nearby ones at the statement. Not like he'd be able to do much to a robot.. if it were people, it'd be one thing, but there's no way he's going to be able to put even a dent in metal. He's only human. ]

Let's hope they don't. It'd be a pain.

[ Especially over this of all things. This is not the hill he wants to die on and be remembered by, thanks. ]
perfectstrike: (you... |本当に信じてるの?)

[personal profile] perfectstrike 2015-04-02 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Look, those questionable goods just can't be allowed into the hands of high schoolers (or younger!!), it offends her weird yakuza sensibilities. Can't risk it...]

Do you have any combat ability?

[Just in case it does come down to it that the snowbots are unhappy that the gifts aren't appreciated.]
unathletic: (we feel no emotion)

[personal profile] unathletic 2015-04-04 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ .. it's hard to determine just what anyone in this place means by "combat ability". Like, sure, he can punch people if he has to, but it's not like he's going to be pulling out any Super Saiyan moves anytime soon. And considering Peko has that sword case, it's not like any combat ability at all will beat her own.. ]

Sort of. [ That's the safe answer without looking really uncool. Right? ] I've dealt with a lot of punks before back home.

[ Because he was.. one of those punks.. life is hard when your best boyfriend is the leader of a gang. ]

Probably not enough to beat a robot though. [ He'll admit that honestly.. ]
perfectstrike: (500% done)

[personal profile] perfectstrike 2015-04-05 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I see. Still, that is more than some.

[She can respect beating up punks! She has a lot of experience doing that herself.]

Then no matter what, we must not be caught.

[The way she talks makes it seem like it's a life-or-death situation.]
unathletic: (you only beat me)

[personal profile] unathletic 2015-04-05 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Usually he'd tell her to not take it so seriously. But Heung Soo takes all matters that involve this place and its higher ups very seriously - especially since he knows it can literally be lethal in some cases. ]

I agree. [ Let's just not deal with the robots if they can avoid it. Win-win situation. ] Considering they know what sort of people they're keeping here, those things have to be way too strong.

[ Even Peko can probably not beat anything on anime-levels of strength, right? Unless she's the hidden Super Saiyan here. ]
perfectstrike: (you... |本当に信じてるの?)

[personal profile] perfectstrike 2015-04-06 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. I think I would perhaps be able to buy time for us to make an escape if necessary, but I would prefer not to engage in extended combat with them.

[She doesn't really like the thought of fighting robots, but clearly seems to think that she'd be able to handle it. Whether she actually can or not depends on whether she can actually slice through them with a katana and just how fast they can fire (probably too fast).]

Have they ever given out presents of this nature before, do you know?
unathletic: (i don't wish to taste of your insides)

[personal profile] unathletic 2015-04-06 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Presents I'm not too sure of. [ Mostly since he goes out of his way to avoid stuff like this.. presents from CERES usually aren't a good thing. Maybe they are to some people, but not to straight up lineface Park Heung Soo over here. ]

But.. [ ... ] I guess you can't call them "presents", but they've provided.. services.

[ Don't make him say it. It's not even sex or anything that far (although it's probably happened, somewhere out of his field of sight), but even the idea of the weird stripping teachers in ViViD or anything like that is already Too Much for him.

Look, he's already trying his hardest to not blush here. Don't do it, Peko. ]
perfectstrike: (Default)

[personal profile] perfectstrike 2015-04-08 02:05 am (UTC)(link)