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[niceguypose]

Who:Rock Lee and whoever?!
When: At varying times around December 12th and 13th
Where: Various locations around the colony!
What: Oh you know, Rock Lee things.
Rating/Warning: youth

A. CERES Marketplace

[Rock Lee happens to be at the general store, collecting groceries. There's seemingly a number of normal products in his shopping cart... but then there's also massive amounts of packages of floss. In fact, he even seems to be intensely flossing as he waits in line and focusing on his canines. What could it mean...?

Or you could find him at a clothing store, staring at the variety of neckwear.]

B. CERES Gym

[Another day at the gym. He's been working harder ever since he lost his job at the sports store. Here at the gym, he acts as a martial arts instructor. But, he's dealing with a problem passed down by whoever his boss happens to be: apparently some of his students have complained about his workouts being too intense. He has to do something to amend that.]

For fellow instructors

[If Rock Lee sees anyone else who teaches at the gym, he will handstand-run right at them.]

Excuse me!! I would like a moment of your time, please!

For students or anyone else

[Once he sees anyone he's trained with, or someone who looks like a potential new student, he will try greeting them with a meek wave. Can he keep down the intensity?!]

C. Ramen Place

[Rock Lee is taking orders at the same ramen place where Naruto works.]

Would you like anything, esteemed customer?! I can guarantee that our curry ramen will make you feel more lively than ever!!

D. Wild Card!

Feel free to run into him somewhere around the residential, shopping and/or entertainment districts!

Comments

[niceguypose]

The dialing of my youth... [He mutters as he keeps up the intense stare.]

I believe... that it may now be... complete!!

[punchesyu]

What a weirdo... [He says it out loud, without thinking about it.]

So you're not gunna be all spazzy anymore and act like a normal waiter?

[niceguypose]

Hmmmmmm....!

I will be very cautious. All for you... the dear customer!

[punchesyu]

Somehow I don't think you actually dialed it down at all. Just...check to see if the ramen is done, okay?

[So weird.]

[niceguypose]

Yosh! [He dashes back towards the kitchen area, shouting back as he surveys it.]

The time nears! But it is not yet here!

[punchesyu]

Yeah, I don't think he gets it. [He says for anyone to hear that's near him, really.]

Yeah, that's great-! Thanks, man!

I hope he doesn't come back until it's done...

[niceguypose]

You are very welcome! Don't worry... once it's ready, it will be brought to you instantly!

[punchesyu]

[He only grins and looks back at Lee for a second, raising a hand to indicate he understood. And takes sips of his water, waiting patiently for the ramen to finish.

He's frightened of how Lee would be delivering it to him.]

[niceguypose]

[Soon, there's a loud shout from the kitchen area.]

IT'S DOOOOOOONE!

[And he is racing across the restaurant, jumping over one other customer to slap this bowl down on the table as soon as possible.]

[punchesyu]

[The bowl is slapped down in front of Yosuke even as he's cringing from the yell of his waiter. Broth splashes across the table, but somehow Lee has managed to keep all the noodles and meat inside of the bowl.]

Whaddya have to go and do that for?! Dude! That's not dialing it down at all!

[niceguypose]

[He blinks and sheepishly frowns.]

Ah... So that was to apply to this part as well? But... who would not want their food delivered as soon as possible, in a hot-blooded manner?

[punchesyu]

You got the first part right, bro. Just...leave the hot-blooded at the door. [THIS GUY]

All you gotta do is calmly help people the whole time, but be quick about it. Then you get sweet tips. Have you never been to a restaurant before? [Don't people just know this by eating at places? Monkey see monkey do.]

[niceguypose]

I have been to a restaurant before! But I have never thought to take notes on other's techniques...

S-so... people do not truly appreciate hot-blooded service?! I thought it would help everyone feel in touch with their youth!

[punchesyu]

They want fast service, dude, not way out there totally weird service.

Would you want someone screaming at you from halfway across the restaurant? You're gunna creep 'em out, man. Do I really gotta give you pointers?

[niceguypose]

Yes, these are very interesting pointers! [He has his notepad out and is scribbling down the advice.] I thought that shouting across the restaurant was a great way for young men and women to bond!

[punchesyu]

Are you from a different planet? When has that ever happened.

[That in itself is mind boggling. He's pretty sure someone can get in trouble for that.]

[niceguypose]

Yes, it is very likely that we are from different planets! I believe that Naruto-kun has also had conversations like that.. I am sure that it has happened, rest assured, my dear customer!

[punchesyu]

That's not what I meant, bro...

[Not only is this guy weird but he's clueless too what is this the male version of Yukiko]

[niceguypose]

Is that so? Ah, this must be a simple misunderstanding of youth. Please do not worry!

But... You should try your food, before it gets cold!

oh, have lee notice that yosuke is actually carrying kunai under his jacket at ANY time you want

[punchesyu]

Uh, yeah, sure. Hey, since I'm going to eat, you're supposed to go check on everyone else now, so thanks! I'll let you know if I need anything.

[Trying to push Lee off to someone else, of course. Guy seemed nice enough, but it was a little too much. Hopefully he doesn't come back for a while.]

[niceguypose]

Ah... Yes, that is the way it is supposed to go! First, I should thank you... for being such a loyal and heartwarming customer! [But something shiny does catch his eye from under the jacket...]

[punchesyu]

No need to thank me, just glad that you're taking these things to heart!

[Said with a smile and in a tone of voice that indicated that he wanted Lee to go, shifting in his seat and making the gleam of the metal more distinct.]

[niceguypose]

[He peers a little closer and-!]

Are you a ninja as well?! [He suddenly blurts out.]

[punchesyu]

Me? A ninja? [He doesn't realize what's going on.]

No, just a high school student here! Why...do you ask. [Nervously follows Lee's eyes downward to where part of the blade is exposed.]

[niceguypose]

Ah... Very clever! I ask because... of your weapon! [He points at it, and very swiftly with his other hand he skillfully pulls out his own kunai, grinning madly youthfully.]