open to all;

[swordboning]

Who: Archer swordboning and YOU. (Maybe Athena too)
When: December 15th and on
Where: Right here where you need him. At least in the streets.
What: Golden Archers is sadly open. Come get your top tier food of choice.
Rating/Warning: Nah.


[Archer was fully cringing at the emblem Athena made and the fact that it was pasted on his apron. Well, inwardly at least. Athena got to have her way with the things went around here since she was the one who put in the money and most of the work. That meant her lame idea of what was great ended up plastering almost anything that had the surface for it.

But for a food stall, there was a serious lack of menu. Archer, though, intentionally wanted that. Restricting himself would only be admitting that he couldn't make things that people wanted outside of said menu. Obviously, there were some restrictions because supplies of some things were exceedingly rare or impossible to find. Which meant that rich people places had to be visited for that. But here were reasonable prices for fresh cooked food.]

Before you ask, there's no menu. So just tell me what you want.

[Customer service needed a little bit of work, however. And no, Saber, you weren't getting any free food.]

Comments

[swordboning]

What about it? If you're asking if I've been there, I have.

[psycholawgy]

I think it's good exercise, so I might start spending more time there.

[ She sure sounded super hyped, but now, she sounds a bit bashful in her tone. ]

I might know self-defense, and I can fight robots, but the monsters there aren't really the type of things I was taught how to fight.

[swordboning]

You're going to have to remind me where I come in on this or why you're telling me.

[psycholawgy]

I'm getting to that!

You're so impatient. [ Pot --> Kettle. ]

I was wondering if you could make me something I could use to beat monsters with.

[swordboning]

Something you could use to beat monsters with. It would be nice if you were a little more specific. Yes, I could but that doesn't really help you much.

[psycholawgy]

Well, I don't know what suits me yet!

[swordboning]

Maybe if you would have listened to my advice.......

[psycholawgy]

I'm already reconsidering. That's why I'm asking you.

[swordboning]

Alright. But I still need to know what you would be fine with. I'm already guessing anything with a point or edge is out.

[psycholawgy]

... Maybe I should try to get over that too, you know? But slowly. I guess knives would be okay at first.

[swordboning]

Knives are fairly terrible weapons to use against monsters. If it were up to me, I'd start you on a lance or spear.

[psycholawgy]

That sounds so hardcore right off the bat.

[swordboning]

It's actually the opposite. Lances have the easiest learning curve of melee weapons though mastering it is difficult.

[psycholawgy]

Alright, I trust you. I'm in!

[swordboning]

That was quick. Fine, I'll accept that.

[psycholawgy]

I'd like to ask for your help in using it, too.

[ ... god bless us all. ]

[swordboning]

That was already implied. We've got a lot of work ahead of us.

[psycholawgy]

Great! Then I guess that's another project to work on.

[swordboning]

This is one that is going to leave you sore and with bruises.

[psycholawgy]

I know how it feels like to be sore everywhere, and have bruises. I'll be fine.

[ Hopefully... ]

[swordboning]

We'll see about that.

[Intentionally left very ominous.....]

[psycholawgy]

Hey! Don't try to scare me!

[swordboning]

[He just makes a long, wooden stick with a sort of pointy end and tosses it over at Athena.]

While you're waiting for people to show up, I want you to thrust straight forward with that as long as possible.

[psycholawgy]

Gotcha!

[ Catches it, and just kind of waves it around at first. ]

How do I hold this?

[swordboning]

What's your dominant hand?