open to all;

[swordboning]

Who: Archer swordboning and YOU. (Maybe Athena too)
When: December 15th and on
Where: Right here where you need him. At least in the streets.
What: Golden Archers is sadly open. Come get your top tier food of choice.
Rating/Warning: Nah.


[Archer was fully cringing at the emblem Athena made and the fact that it was pasted on his apron. Well, inwardly at least. Athena got to have her way with the things went around here since she was the one who put in the money and most of the work. That meant her lame idea of what was great ended up plastering almost anything that had the surface for it.

But for a food stall, there was a serious lack of menu. Archer, though, intentionally wanted that. Restricting himself would only be admitting that he couldn't make things that people wanted outside of said menu. Obviously, there were some restrictions because supplies of some things were exceedingly rare or impossible to find. Which meant that rich people places had to be visited for that. But here were reasonable prices for fresh cooked food.]

Before you ask, there's no menu. So just tell me what you want.

[Customer service needed a little bit of work, however. And no, Saber, you weren't getting any free food.]

Comments

[swordboning]

[He takes that as an order.

brb while he finishes her snack to carry around with her]

[codere]

[ Good, because that's her stomach growling in the silence. Loudly. ]

[swordboning]

Here.

[He hands over the finished product, all nicely wrapped up.]

[codere]

[ Taking a giant bite. ] Yummy.

[ And then she's holding out her card for him. Yes, she did just pull that out from her bra. ]

[swordboning]

[Rin, why. Save that stuff for the bedroom.]

Why are you giving me that?

[codere]

So you can charge me appropriately for the meal. [ It's a good place to store her credits card. ]

If you grow soft on me now, then everyone else will take advantage of you.

[swordboning]

I'd be paying myself my own money. Take it back.

[Or taking Saber's money to pay himself, which would be okay if it was Saber. He can't get the satisfaction like this.]

[codere]

No, that's my money. It's what they gave me when I first arrived.

[ She's just been frugal. ] My allowance.

[swordboning]

[He takes the card and subtracts a small amount of money.

ONLY BECAUSE this is clearly a big concession for her.]

I'll just have to pay you back later.

[Not literally but figuratively.]

[codere]

I should have been your first customer, Archer.

[ Munch, munch.

And once she has the card back she's shoving it right into her bra in front of him. Classy. ]

[swordboning]

It's fine. You'll always be my heart's first customer.

[Said so straight faced.

Yes, he's trying to embarrass her.]

[codere]

[ Actually chokes on his food at that and nearly falls off the counter. ]

Archer-!

[swordboning]

[All she's going to get from him is a smirk.

Smooth playa here.]

[codere]

[ Until she spits out her food instead of swallowing it.

WHAT THEN?? ]

[swordboning]

Was it really that bad?

[That's what. Still taunting.]

[codere]

No, I was just caught off-guard. Saying romantic things like that where anyone can hear... What if people got the wrong idea about us?

[ So rude. ]

[swordboning]

How would someone get the wrong idea? Unless you're saying you don't want people to know that we're dating.

[Archer is not good at faking hurt faces. So the smile stays.]

[codere]

I don't mind it if people know.

[ Sighing as she kicks the food on the ground away from the cart. ] I just don't want people to think I'm taking advantage of you.

[swordboning]

Thinking like that is pointless. Everyone is more than aware that I'm too stubborn to go for something like that. If someone does think that, I'll take care of them.

[Archersplanations. He seems completely confident about it.]

[codere]

Good. [ Working on finishing off the crepe. ]

Another.

[swordboning]

Another, please?

[Thankfully, he was ready for that request.]

I thought you were going to walk around with one, not scarf them down.

[codere]

You commented that I don't gain any weight so where's the harm in me eating five or six before I start walking them off?

[ What a brat. ] Do I really have to use please? I'm paying you, aren't I?

[swordboning]

If you eat five or six, I might run out of supplies used to make them.

[This isn't a crepe restaurant.]

And you should practice saying please with me so it comes naturally elsewhere.

[codere]

I'm pleasant when I speak to others. [ She's not. ]

[swordboning]

Is that why I have to tell people to try harder to get along with you?

[He actually doesn't but he probably would. Athena has his back though.]