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Who: Archer

swordboning and YOU. (Maybe Athena too)
When: December 15th and on
Where: Right here where you need him. At least in the streets.
What: Golden Archers is sadly open. Come get your top tier food of choice.
Rating/Warning: Nah.

[Archer was fully cringing at the emblem Athena made and the fact that it was pasted on his apron. Well, inwardly at least. Athena got to have her way with the things went around here since she was the one who put in the money and most of the work. That meant her lame idea of what was great ended up plastering almost anything that had the surface for it.

But for a food stall, there was a serious lack of menu. Archer, though, intentionally wanted that. Restricting himself would only be admitting that he couldn't make things that people wanted outside of said menu. Obviously, there were some restrictions because supplies of some things were exceedingly rare or impossible to find. Which meant that rich people places had to be visited for that. But here were reasonable prices for fresh cooked food.]

Before you ask, there's no menu. So just tell me what you want.

[Customer service needed a little bit of work, however. And no, Saber, you weren't getting any free food.]

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....Well, that's one way to get attention. [BUT BEFORE SHE HARASSES ARCHER AND ATHENA... there's one simple thing that needs to be taken care of]

Your most delicious, juciest burger, chef! Let's see what you're made of!

Would you like cheese on it?

[Getting out some hamburger meat.]

And call me Archer, not chef.

Yes!

[She's not calling you anything until she tastes that meat, bud]

..... Aren't you a chef? Isn't that the whole point of this?

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Then I've got something special for you.

[Yep, laying out double the hamburger. And getting some onions and spices a set out.]

Chef is a title for someone doing it professionally.

[Her eyes are lighting up like it's Christmas!! Maybe Archer isn't so bad after all]

Cook Archer? I mean, if it's professional quality... Who's to say you can't have a fancy title to go with it? [That's definitely how that works.]

Professionals are people who go to school for this job. Which I haven't. All I have is experience.

[Experience living with people who want to eat 24/7.

Still, the burger is getting seasoned up and getting little slivers of onions in it, for good taste. And this is the part where he splits it into two separate burgers, only to set cheese in the middle of one burger, put the other on top, and then press them together into a single burger again.

Cheese in the middle of a burger, yeaaaaaaaah.]

School is all about tests and exams! I can test you, and decide if you....

[Okay, no, she's insanely distracted by his burger magic, and continues staring with her eyes wide, even drooling a bit]

[Archer may have just ascended to her favorite Cereal person]

I already have a profession so that'll be a waste of time.

[Dropping this hunk of meat on the griddle. Oh yeah sizzle.]

...and try not to die before this is finished.

[Sorry, she's too distracted by the delicious food being cooked before her eyes to finish her line of thought.]

[Her eyes are so wide and round right now]

I will die at this rate! I'm soooo hungryyy!

You're not hungry enough that I'm going to give you a raw hamburger.

[Nope. Wait for it to grill.]

Can't it cook any faster....?

[STARES BETWEEN HIM AND HUNK OF MEAT DESPERATELY]

[Maya it's been like three minutes, calm down]

The surprising thing about meat is that if you turn up the heat, it'll burn the outside and keep the inside raw. It's complicated, I know.

[SARCASM.]

[She seems to seriously consider this.]

[(Sarcasm, what's that??)]

.... I don't really want a rawburnger....

At least distract me somehow! Isn't this part of your chefly duties?!

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[ Oh no, that's actually kind of cute. ]

Chef Archer has a good ring to it.

[SHE'S ALWAYS CUTE]

Doesn't it? I'm just full of good ideas!

Though, I need to be full of good burgers so I can reach my full potential... [HINT HINT]