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Abe no "screw the rules" Sousei [ 安部 蒼世 ] ([personal profile] deontology) wrote in [community profile] estoria2015-04-04 06:43 pm

[closed] everything happens too much

Who: Sousei, Tenka, and assorted Friends and Acquaintances (aka Hinata, Tsurumaru, Shinpachi, Jaune, Saya, Pyrrha, Yoon)
When: the week of 12/16
Where: various, such as flower shops and bars, because they're Adults
What: getting Sousei and Tenka together at the same time is always a terrible idea
Rating/Warning: really really dumb things




pyrrha;

[Look, it's a normal, casual Monday. Normal, casual Monday means that neither Sousei nor Tenka is expecting much to happen on this casual day. They always have a segment of time in which they are both at home, when Sousei has gotten home from work and Tenka hasn't yet left--so it's that period of time in which they're sitting as casually as ever at the low, traditional table.

Clearly, now is an excellent time for a visitor to come with dinner.

Because Tenka will never turn down food and Sousei is easily steamrolled over by Tenka--

Either way, whether Pyrrha lets them know she's coming over or not, neither of them will be ready for

~*tacos*~]

yoon;

[When Yoon lets Sousei know that he actually has done some research into the medical topics that Sousei's been poking into, Sousei doesn't hesitate to invite him over. Tenka, naturally, will be sticking around for this as well, since it's Tenka that it most importantly involves--

So hope you don't mind seeing the both of them watching you rather intently when you finally make it to the apartment they share, Yoon.

At least Tenka's friendlier than Sousei... at least there's that. Still, for a topic this important and a guest properly invited over, there is tea at the low table, and preparation for a lengthy discussion.]

hinata;

[Hope you didn't have plans this evening, Hinata, because then your phone is buzzing with a terrible invitation from a certain Aniki who causes all sorts of trouble all the time--]


hinata-kun!!!! come to dinner at my place tonight!! if you don't show up i'm going to be offended

don't be THAT guy, hinata-kun

also i dare you to flip the table in front of sousei


[ah yes. At least it's the promise of dinner...?

This can only end poorly.]

saya;

[Friday is always a good day of the week for customers, right...? Especially weird customers. Well, hopefully Saya's Friday hasn't been too much of a nightmare, because then Sousei and Tenka are wandering into the flower store together, bickering over what sounds like boxes of cookies (do you want to know? Probably not.) and overall not looking like the sorts of people who should be in flower stores.

Do you dare approach, even.... they don't look like they're even looking at the flowers yet, too distracted by their bickering.]

jaune;

[There are two men walking to dinner on a Friday night.

This is very, very heterosexual.

But it's their habit to do so and try out new places (or as new as Sousei is willing to accept), and it was a habit started when neither of them could cook. Now they have people who can cook living with them, but...it's hard to stop the habit, really. Even if they wanted to.

So they're strolling by the park, heading towards the restaurants further in the city. This might be a great time to show senpai your stuff, Jaune.

(it's probably a terrible time to show senpai your stuff.)]

tsurumaru;

[AFTER DINNER they make their way back home, Sousei a little harried (Tenka mostly amused.). But they're not really paying that close of attention to things now that they're back on their floor, having...happily, blissfully forgotten that they're living nearby someone who is now obsessed with the art of surprise.

Really, they're just sitting ducks as they walk down the hallway, how could you resist?]

shinpachi;

[It's been A Day.

Friday night is prime partying night, but if Shinpachi makes his way to Tenka's bar that night, he'll find a Sousei who very much does not look ready to party. If anything, he looks like he's ready to Drink To Forget.

He's not that far gone, admittedly, but... he is sitting there at the bar, sake in hand as he watches Tenka serve a few of the other patrons, and he is actually drinking for once.

Clearly he needs friendship and company.]
particularity: (m ✣ is this)

[personal profile] particularity 2015-04-05 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[WHY SUCH SHORT NOTICE aniki is literally the rudest]

I'm not going to flip any tables anywhere.

And you're lucky I didn't have any other plans already...


[He will get himself in gear, though, and he'll totally be there for dinner... Because what is Hinata's life if it's not being dragged easily into things by people he likes (for some reason).]
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[personal profile] beaconed 2015-04-05 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ Lurking in the bushes, because Jaune Arc obviously has nothing better to do on a Friday evening, let alone in the working hours during a week. In fact, he's been preparing for this moment for a while now, almost like a little pet project to help pass the time while his friends are out working real jobs.

Even in the bushes, Jaune is sporting a cloak with loosely glued on leaves, and a hat with an obviously fake owl attached to it. His whole camouflage is really flimsy, the only thing that's working in his favour is that it's almost evening and he is actually concealed by the bushes.

Biding his time, gripping his sheathed blade, repeating affirmations in his mind... he's ready for this. He's ready like he's been his whole life! ]


MASTER!!

[ And just like that, Jaune leaps out of his ambush spot with a horizontal slash of Crocea Mors!!

He pays no attention to the other guy yet. ]
sunshrouded: (☀ just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-04-05 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
right right i forgot that you're mr. popular

but i also forgot that you're a chicken!! come on have a sense of humor

also hurry up i'm hungry


[TENKA IS THE WORST but at least they are waiting for Hinata to join them for dinner now. The apartment is remarkably empty on this night however - dinner's all set but it seems like Sousei and Tenka have requested that they have a chance to speak with Hinata alone. This will probably be more serious than Tenka's letting on.

But Tenka doesn't really know how to keep the mood - that's what Sousei's around for.]
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[personal profile] particularity 2015-04-05 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Good evening, Sousei.

[Hinata will give him a prompt, polite nod of greeting (he reserves sass for Tenka) as he steps inside with a mumbled "pardon the intrusion" and removes his shoes.]

Thanks for having me over.
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[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-04-05 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[oh dear god, tenka winces

It's kind of watching a baby wolf pup try to tackle the alpha and actually think that he's got some sort of fighting chance. Tenka rolls his own shoulder when he watches Sousei ruthlessly shut down the poor kid. Who the hell is he anyway?

He raises his fan to cover the bottom half of his mouth as he wanders closer to Jaune and his voice is one dripping with sadness:]


This is what you choose to do with your Friday night? Kid, please love yourself.

[His heart goes out to you, Jaune.]
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[personal profile] beaconed 2015-04-05 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Jaune laughs through the pain as he's on the ground. What a learning experience! Though, he appreciates the empathy, tbh. ;;;; ]

Oww...!! N-No, I need this! That...

That was awesome--!!! [ He winces a little before continuing. ] I'm learning so much already, I don't even know what he did... haha.....
sunshrouded: (☀ fuck anything in the morning)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-04-05 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[You're so polite, Hinata. Tenka doesn't buy it at all.

Regardless he's already seated at the low table they have, which is also filled with food - distinctly Japanese cuisine because Sousei's a fun sucker - and giving him a wave.]


Thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule, Mr. Popular.

[sass sass sass]
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sunshrouded: (☀ no i don't want that)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-04-05 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Jaune stop, you're going to make Tenka cry.]

Wait--

You're not just trying to take our money and making a poor choice of target?

You knew that you were going to jump this grouchy old man?!

[he's like a couple months older than you, tenka, calm down]
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[personal profile] particularity 2015-04-05 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[leave his politeness alone okay it's legit he really does respect Sousei and all... Hilariously, he also respects Tenka for some mysterious reason, but that doesn't stop the needling.

Hinata's making a face in Tenka's direction as he settles at the table with them, looking between them. Man, they're really like opposites of each other.]


I wasn't expecting you to invite me over today, oi. [SO IT CAN'T BE HELPED. And,] Don't call me that.
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[personal profile] beaconed 2015-04-05 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Jaune slowly helps himself to his feet, despite his pain and numbness. Once he's up, he takes off his owl hat, dusting it against his jeans. ]

Haa... I'm learning from you, Master Sousei, what do you think?

[ Then he turns to Tenka. ]

Wait-- you guys really thought I was gonna rob you? C'mon! Look at me, do I have the face of a criminal?

[ He only got his hands on fake transcripts to take someone's spot at the prestigious Beacon Academy, that's all. ]
sunshrouded: (☀ my signature was forged??)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-04-05 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Tenka opens his mouth to make a snooty comment about how maybe if you go into a high security prison in disguise and then bring back some sort of clue that could lead to the downfall of CERES then Sousei would probably be willing to teach.

Then he realizes that oh shit, this kid might do it.

He closes his mouth. Opens it again, realizes he still doesn't quite have words for this situation, and closes it again.]


It would make more sense to try to rob us than to sign up for the abuse that comes with knowing this guy. [He points to Sousei.]

Because let me tell you, this is definitely not teaching.
sunshrouded: (☀ this cute fucker)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-04-05 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[at least until Hinata realizes that Sousei is also a little shit and then the similarities outweigh the differences--

Tenka still just snorts and waves a hand.]


Alright, alright, Hinata-kun. Well, dig in! Souza-kun took care of dinner today, I think, so you'll have to try Soramaru's cooking another time.

[They have a lot of people living with them, alright. Either way, Tenka grins.]

Sousei and I actually wanted to talk to you about something.
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[personal profile] particularity 2015-04-05 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[One day he'll realise this but for now he's blissfully unaware...

Hinata lifts an eyebrow, curious at the unfamiliar name of the person doing the cooking because how many people live in this house, Tenka... but okay, he'll start to tuck in.

After a swallow:]


Information? What is it?

[So it was something serious after all?]
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[personal profile] beaconed 2015-04-05 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
A-Ah, don't worry about me, I bounce back pretty quick! [ In fact, his slight injury appears to be already recovering unnaturally fast, unknown to Jaune and possibly the other two. It is nice to have feelings in his fingers at least. ] You know what they say, right? No pain, no gain?

Besides, you're already teaching me. Now I know exactly where to strike you next time, Master Sousei!

[ Back to Tenka again. ] Oh yeah, name's Jaune Arc! Are you his student, too?
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[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-04-05 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[It was definitely something serious although Tenka gave absolutely no indication of that. Sorry, Hinata.

But Japanese food is good to Tenka too, as much as he likes trying new things. He has enough sense to at least finish chewing before he pipes up.]


Lots of things! Do you remember when the ghosts were causing all the trouble for people? Around the time that we met....

[He appears thoughtful, taking a moment to recall the name. He turns to Sousei-] Elias? Was that it?
sunshrouded: (☀ or i could just punch you in the face)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-04-05 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[To Jaune:] Did you just--

[To Sousei:] Did he just--?!

[AND RIGHT BACK TO JAUNE-]

Hey! I'll have you know that I've been kicking your master's ass since he first learned how to swing a sword!! [yeah Sousei kicked his ass too but nOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW] So listen up, Jaune Arc-kun, get your facts straight!
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[personal profile] beaconed 2015-04-05 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Wh-whoa, so you're telling me it's possible to beat him if I just keep it up like you did?! Thanks man, that's just the kinda confidence boost I needed!

You hear that, Master Sousei? I don't care if it takes me years, I'm gonna surpass you and make you proud! And don't worry, I definitely won't do that again. [ He's going to do something else instead. He's already brainstorming, let me promise you that. ]

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