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estoria2015-04-04 06:43 pm
deontology) wrote in estoria2015-04-04 06:43 pm
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[closed] everything happens too much
Who: Sousei, Tenka, and assorted Friends and Acquaintances (aka Hinata, Tsurumaru, Shinpachi, Jaune, Saya, Pyrrha, Yoon)
When: the week of 12/16
Where: various, such as flower shops and bars, because they're Adults
What: getting Sousei and Tenka together at the same time is always a terrible idea
Rating/Warning: really really dumb things
pyrrha;
[Look, it's a normal, casual Monday. Normal, casual Monday means that neither Sousei nor Tenka is expecting much to happen on this casual day. They always have a segment of time in which they are both at home, when Sousei has gotten home from work and Tenka hasn't yet left--so it's that period of time in which they're sitting as casually as ever at the low, traditional table.
Clearly, now is an excellent time for a visitor to come with dinner.
Because Tenka will never turn down food and Sousei is easily steamrolled over by Tenka--
Either way, whether Pyrrha lets them know she's coming over or not, neither of them will be ready for
~*tacos*~]
yoon;
[When Yoon lets Sousei know that he actually has done some research into the medical topics that Sousei's been poking into, Sousei doesn't hesitate to invite him over. Tenka, naturally, will be sticking around for this as well, since it's Tenka that it most importantly involves--
So hope you don't mind seeing the both of them watching you rather intently when you finally make it to the apartment they share, Yoon.
At least Tenka's friendlier than Sousei... at least there's that. Still, for a topic this important and a guest properly invited over, there is tea at the low table, and preparation for a lengthy discussion.]
hinata;
[Hope you didn't have plans this evening, Hinata, because then your phone is buzzing with a terrible invitation from a certain Aniki who causes all sorts of trouble all the time--]
hinata-kun!!!! come to dinner at my place tonight!! if you don't show up i'm going to be offended
don't be THAT guy, hinata-kun
also i dare you to flip the table in front of sousei
[ah yes. At least it's the promise of dinner...?
This can only end poorly.]
saya;
[Friday is always a good day of the week for customers, right...? Especially weird customers. Well, hopefully Saya's Friday hasn't been too much of a nightmare, because then Sousei and Tenka are wandering into the flower store together, bickering over what sounds like boxes of cookies (do you want to know? Probably not.) and overall not looking like the sorts of people who should be in flower stores.
Do you dare approach, even.... they don't look like they're even looking at the flowers yet, too distracted by their bickering.]
jaune;
[There are two men walking to dinner on a Friday night.
This is very, very heterosexual.
But it's their habit to do so and try out new places (or as new as Sousei is willing to accept), and it was a habit started when neither of them could cook. Now they have people who can cook living with them, but...it's hard to stop the habit, really. Even if they wanted to.
So they're strolling by the park, heading towards the restaurants further in the city. This might be a great time to show senpai your stuff, Jaune.
(it's probably a terrible time to show senpai your stuff.)]
tsurumaru;
[AFTER DINNER they make their way back home, Sousei a little harried (Tenka mostly amused.). But they're not really paying that close of attention to things now that they're back on their floor, having...happily, blissfully forgotten that they're living nearby someone who is now obsessed with the art of surprise.
Really, they're just sitting ducks as they walk down the hallway, how could you resist?]
shinpachi;
[It's been A Day.
Friday night is prime partying night, but if Shinpachi makes his way to Tenka's bar that night, he'll find a Sousei who very much does not look ready to party. If anything, he looks like he's ready to Drink To Forget.
He's not that far gone, admittedly, but... he is sitting there at the bar, sake in hand as he watches Tenka serve a few of the other patrons, and he is actually drinking for once.
Clearly he needs friendship and company.]
When: the week of 12/16
Where: various, such as flower shops and bars, because they're Adults
What: getting Sousei and Tenka together at the same time is always a terrible idea
Rating/Warning: really really dumb things
pyrrha;
[Look, it's a normal, casual Monday. Normal, casual Monday means that neither Sousei nor Tenka is expecting much to happen on this casual day. They always have a segment of time in which they are both at home, when Sousei has gotten home from work and Tenka hasn't yet left--so it's that period of time in which they're sitting as casually as ever at the low, traditional table.
Clearly, now is an excellent time for a visitor to come with dinner.
Because Tenka will never turn down food and Sousei is easily steamrolled over by Tenka--
Either way, whether Pyrrha lets them know she's coming over or not, neither of them will be ready for
~*tacos*~]
yoon;
[When Yoon lets Sousei know that he actually has done some research into the medical topics that Sousei's been poking into, Sousei doesn't hesitate to invite him over. Tenka, naturally, will be sticking around for this as well, since it's Tenka that it most importantly involves--
So hope you don't mind seeing the both of them watching you rather intently when you finally make it to the apartment they share, Yoon.
At least Tenka's friendlier than Sousei... at least there's that. Still, for a topic this important and a guest properly invited over, there is tea at the low table, and preparation for a lengthy discussion.]
hinata;
[Hope you didn't have plans this evening, Hinata, because then your phone is buzzing with a terrible invitation from a certain Aniki who causes all sorts of trouble all the time--]
hinata-kun!!!! come to dinner at my place tonight!! if you don't show up i'm going to be offended
don't be THAT guy, hinata-kun
also i dare you to flip the table in front of sousei
[ah yes. At least it's the promise of dinner...?
This can only end poorly.]
saya;
[Friday is always a good day of the week for customers, right...? Especially weird customers. Well, hopefully Saya's Friday hasn't been too much of a nightmare, because then Sousei and Tenka are wandering into the flower store together, bickering over what sounds like boxes of cookies (do you want to know? Probably not.) and overall not looking like the sorts of people who should be in flower stores.
Do you dare approach, even.... they don't look like they're even looking at the flowers yet, too distracted by their bickering.]
jaune;
[There are two men walking to dinner on a Friday night.
This is very, very heterosexual.
But it's their habit to do so and try out new places (or as new as Sousei is willing to accept), and it was a habit started when neither of them could cook. Now they have people who can cook living with them, but...it's hard to stop the habit, really. Even if they wanted to.
So they're strolling by the park, heading towards the restaurants further in the city. This might be a great time to show senpai your stuff, Jaune.
(it's probably a terrible time to show senpai your stuff.)]
tsurumaru;
[AFTER DINNER they make their way back home, Sousei a little harried (Tenka mostly amused.). But they're not really paying that close of attention to things now that they're back on their floor, having...happily, blissfully forgotten that they're living nearby someone who is now obsessed with the art of surprise.
Really, they're just sitting ducks as they walk down the hallway, how could you resist?]
shinpachi;
[It's been A Day.
Friday night is prime partying night, but if Shinpachi makes his way to Tenka's bar that night, he'll find a Sousei who very much does not look ready to party. If anything, he looks like he's ready to Drink To Forget.
He's not that far gone, admittedly, but... he is sitting there at the bar, sake in hand as he watches Tenka serve a few of the other patrons, and he is actually drinking for once.
Clearly he needs friendship and company.]
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[To Sousei:] Did he just--?!
[AND RIGHT BACK TO JAUNE-]
Hey! I'll have you know that I've been kicking your master's ass since he first learned how to swing a sword!! [yeah Sousei kicked his ass too but nOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW] So listen up, Jaune Arc-kun, get your facts straight!
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You hear that, Master Sousei? I don't care if it takes me years, I'm gonna surpass you and make you proud! And don't worry, I definitely won't do that again. [ He's going to do something else instead. He's already brainstorming, let me promise you that. ]
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Yes, he did.
[And still is.
And..... why is this happening, what is happening here... Why is Jaune so attached??? He just murdered some santas, he wasn't even at his best!!]
Make me-- [proud???? HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW YOU.] I already told you that I have no intentions of teaching you.
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If Tenka was a better friend, he might try to intervene here. But he's actually still kinda bitter at the insinuation that Sousei is stronger than him and this entire thing is kinda funny.
He raises his fan to cover his mouth and there's this really ungraceful and obvious snorting noise behind it.
Then he's lowering the fan and snickering faintly even still.]
Hey Sou-sensei.
This student isn't even my fault. How do you feel?
[He turns to Jaune and just... shakes his head sadly.] Don't get in over your head, Owl-kun. It'll take you at least a hundred years.
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[ A hundred years is too long for a guy who could die any day now. Jaune deflates a little, and after a brief moment of quiet self-reflection, he raises his hand. ]
Question.
How many times would I have to ambush Master Sousei to get better in a hundred days? I can work extra hours day and night if I need to.
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[Just. So. Exasperated.]
Shut up.
[And then he turns his attention back to Jaune vaguely, frowning slightly.]
Do not attempt to ambush me again. I am not interested in harming you, but that is a dangerous action to take.
[even though his self-control is really precise--you never know.]
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[SO QUICKLY.
Maybe Jaune will listen to him since he's someone who's actually beaten Sousei here?! But mostly because little girls like Mary and Lily tend to hang around Sousei too. He'd rather that they not deal with SUDDEN INTERRUPTING JAUNE.]
Owl-kun.... [Is this the part where Tenka tries to talk Jaune out of trying to be Sousei's student, like a good partner would do?]
Try something else.
[... No, definitely not.]
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Thanks Master Sousei and Tenka. [ Jaune rubs the spot where Sousei's sheathed blade struck him. He'll definitely remember that move!
Did he even hear a thing Sousei just said, though?] You guys are awesome.no subject
Why does he feel as though not a single word of his is being listened to? How can someone call him Master and not even listen to him? It makes no sense whatsoever.]
...Is there something wrong with you?
[He's... he's out of words otherwise.
Like.
Seriously.]
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Oooh, you know Pyrrha-chan?!
[it's kind of weird, considering the fact that pyrrha is so polite and jaune is so.... not
but then you look at sousei and tenka and then realize there are much bigger gaps to be crossed]
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... [ Something suddenly clicks with Jaune. Something he should have realized when he said their names in a sentence just before. ]
[ sweatdrop... ]
W-Well, not quite like you guys.
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...
...
... ... ...]
...What?
[no, he's still catching up.]
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So he hums thoughtfully, taking that moment to size up Jaune and tilt his head faintly. Not quite like them, huh?
Well, he supposes that Jaune and Pyrrha seem about the same age. Kids will do as kids do.]
No, no, I get it, Sousei. I'll explain to you later so you don't need to embarrass yourself trying to understand feelings.
[A satisfied nod.]
Well, you just take care of her, Owl-kun.
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I certainly will, now with my new training.
A-And good luck, okay? Be as honest as possible, I heard that's the way to go.
[ what horrible misunderstanding is happening here... ]
Enjoy your night! I'll see you guys later!
[ Possibly in a waiter costume and a spatula for a blade. ]
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Sousei just........watches Jaune go. And stares. And slowly crosses his arms. And stares some more.
And then he glances over at Tenka.
What just happened.]
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[He's just going to crack up laughing at the glance.
Tenka is still convinced that he understands entirely.
So he's just going to throw an arm around Sousei's shoulders and pull him right back onto the path toward dinner.]
I know you skipped this part in your emotional stuntedness but there's this time in life where normal people get these feelings, you see--
[It's going to be a long night.]