[closed]

[deontology]

Who: dumb ponytails aka sousei deontology & jae-ha defeets
When: IC: 12/19 | OOC: 4/12
Where: ViViD
What: They definitely did not sign up for co-op gaming.
Rating/Warning: There's porn in here. No really.

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[There is something really satisfying about ViViD. Even if Sousei doesn't trust it, it's nonetheless undoubtedly a good way to practice and get stronger. He won't ever pass up ways to grow more skilled, and it's in ViViD that he can practice using his aura like Yang had taught him, as well.

Tenka's busy at work, and so Sousei is here alone this time--but nonetheless he's making solid progress, battling his way through a number of monsters. They get stronger and stronger as he goes, but even so, they're hardly a threat.

Besides, the extra monetary gains are hardly anything to sniff at, even if he and Tenka don't need them. But now with Soramaru gone, Sousei certainly feels the need to work off some of his extra frustration. If this world would stop taking away his protege, he would really appreciate it.

A giant bear roars its displeasure, and Sousei ducks under its claws, rapidly moving to draw his sword then, and moving to neatly impale the creature--]

Comments

[defeets]

[Listen at least as far as jobs go, he's definitely the most wholesome (he's just a stripper by choice). Except he turns toward where Sousei is looking and then--

Looks back at Sousei and grins.]

You know your erotica better than I thought you would.

[deontology]

Yes.

[He's not even going to deny that, honestly--he knows his erotica better than he ever thought he would too.

But the dragon starts to stir, and Sousei moves towards the book, tossing over his shoulder--]

But an idiot insisted on reading some of it to me in an attempt to prove me wrong.

[......... yeah.]

[defeets]

Did this idiot have white hair and a gross [yaoi] hand?

[Jae-ha says before he jumps and lands on the dragon's back again, stomping once, hard aiming to dislocate his lame cousin's shoulder.

He'll feel bad in a little bit.]

[deontology]

[Ah.

Naturally.

Sousei ducks an errant claw as the dragon roars in agony and flails backwards, and scoops up the trashy porn novel.

+1 trashy porn novel. Success!!]

Yes. That was him. I should not be surprised that you know him.

[defeets]

You shouldn't be. It sounds like you were read erotica by none other than the majestic and unbearable White Dragon himself.

[it's not like Ki-ja hides it any more than Jae-ha...... still though, he's hopping off the dragon easily and landing next to Sousei.

He grins.]

How was it? Was he any good?

[wink wink nudge nudge]

[deontology]

He was not majestic.

[if you were...wondering........ "was he any good" really now.

Sousei just shoves the book into Jae-ha's hands then, and turns on his heel to stride out of the cave.]

I said he was an idiot already; I am not interested in being read uninteresting sexual scenes by a flustered idiot.

[wow tell us how you really feel]

[defeets]

So you would say that you left that particular steamy encounter frustrated and unsatisfied.

[waggles eyebrows

but he matches Sousei stride for stride

he's got jokes for days]

[deontology]

I would say that you are trying too hard.

[Ah yes, what a try-hard.]

If you are trying to fluster me, it isn't working. [and he's still uninterested......

ah yes what a waste of a pretty face.]

[defeets]

Not fluster. Rather, it's nice having solid evidence to bring back to Ki-ja to knock him down a peg or two.

[and then he opens the book

sousei why did you give him the book]

Maybe I should try--

[deontology]

[fucking--]

Do not even attempt it--

[DRAGONS--

he's just

walking faster

get him out of here]

[1/3]

[defeets]

[can you imagine this being ready by suwabe junichi

don't mind him, he's just going to skip along and keep right up with souse, trailing only a pace or two behind on purpose]

Suddenly, he sits up and tugs my panties off and throws them on the floor. Oh, this isn't bad.

Pulling off his boxer briefs.... his erection springs free. Just kidding, this is pretty bad.

[defeets]

[and he laughs suddenly, almost unable to get the next words out-]

Hahaha-- Holy cow! Hahahaha!!! Really?!

[defeets]

[and then he sees the light and it's easier to read and he registers what that--]

Hey! Wait, Sousei--!!

{THAT'S THE MOUTH OF THE CAVE]

[deontology]

[YEAH HE KNOWS IT'S THE FUCKING MOUTH OF THE CAVE but he has the strands of hair still so it should be fine--

He

Hits the barrier

And does not go through. Luckily for Sousei, he was in such a hurry that his arms were swinging freely, which means his arm strikes the barrier first--and thus he's able to skid to a stop with his nose scant centimeters from the barrier.

... ... ...]

What?

[.......... no this isn't what he wants someone get him out of here.

He lifts a hand slowly, and presses it flat against the barrier. Why... this. Why now. Why does everything about this ViViD stage suck.]

[defeets]

[ . . . . . . . . . . .

and Jae-ha moves past and ends up on the other side of the barrier easily

a pause

and he opens the book again, taking in a deep breath]

His tongue mirrors the actions of his fingers, claiming me-- hahahaha!!

[and then he's cracking up and holding his stomach in laughter

no, this is too funny]

[deontology]

[Okay glad you're having a great time reading porn to yourself (that's really, really sad, Jae-ha) but--]

Jae-ha.

[There's a sour looking Sousei who is definitely stuck in that stupid dragon cave and he's not very happy about it at all.

He

Is really done with this quest.

He wants to go home.]

[defeets]

[More like reading it to Sousei and getting amused over how bad it is-- but he's still wiping a tear as he lifts his head, residual laughs still coming in small waves.]

Ahaha-- okay, okay. What, my hair stopped working?

[He says as he straightens and crosses over again, curious.]

Did it fall out of your pocket?

[deontology]

It's right here.

[do you really think that he'd be that careless... he lifts his palm with the hair still there, but when he presses his hand against the barrier, nothing budges.

....... why.]

Apparently, this is not enough to allow me out for some undoubtedly nonsensical reason. [is he sounding a little tense HE MAY BE SOUNDING A LITTLE TENSE.]

[1/2]

[defeets]

Don't panic, we'll get you out.

[why do you sound so tense, THIS IS ALL VIRTUAL SOUSEI, THEY CAN JUST LOG OUT though admittedly that'd mean they wouldn't get the credits but Jae-ha couldn't care less about that at the end of the day.

He looks appropriately thoughtful now-]

You just need something else of mine, right?

[ . . . . . ]

[defeets]

[ . . . . ahahaha]

Well, worst case scenario, we could alway kiss-

[and he's just laughing that thought away no give him a second he'll think of something better]

[deontology]

[he sounds SO TENSE because he's been stuck here with Jae-ha for a good portion of time now and it's really starting to grate on his nerves even before the porn. Jae-ha's hair hadn't worked for getting him through this stupid dragon barrier.

He doesn't sound like he has any other suggestions.

Kiss......

It's a stupid suggestion, but Sousei's sick of being here and sick of dealing with irritating Green Dragons and sick of this entire quest--and so he reaches out without an ounce of hesitation, grabbing the front of Jae-ha's shirt, and drags him close enough until he can briefly press their lips together.

In this case, the ends justify the means, and Sousei is finishing this stupid quest if it kills him (or, more likely, kills the man in front of him if he does end up committing justifiable homicide).]

[1/2]

[defeets]

[what the fuck what the fuCK WHAT THE FUCK]

[2/3 I LIED I AM A LYING LIAR]

[defeets]

[but okay listen, Jae-ha meant a kiss as in a little bit more than a peck because Sousei will get literally nothing from him in that. So he's to thROWING CAUTION TO THE WIND AND FLIPPING OFF HIS RULE ABOUT NOT PURSUING GOVERNMENT OFFICERS

and because he'd rather not deal with a second round of awkward 'briefly pressing their lips together', Jae-ha moves a hand underneath Sousei's jaw and guides it downward with his thumb even as his tongue enters the other's mouth to deepen the kiss for a fraction of a second

has french kissing even been invented yet well now it has]

[defeets]

[and then he doesn't care if it actually worked or not he's breaking the kiss and proceeding to kick Sousei in the direction of the barrier with his non-dragon leg with a huff]

You didn't even buy me dinner first!

[deontology]

[My god you're an asshole.

Sousei really was not interested in that level of invasiveness in that kiss, thanks--but either way, the spit-swapping seems to have done the job, and when Jae-ha kicks him towards the barrier, he staggers and then passes right through, as easy as that.

He wrinkles his nose vaguely.

Well. It wasn't exactly what he wanted from today, but all that really matters is that it worked and got him through the barrier and that means they're almost finished.]

It was your own suggestion. Stop complaining. [hmph.]