cordated: (SEEP.)
makoto "team mom" tachibana. ([personal profile] cordated) wrote in [community profile] estoria2015-04-21 03:20 pm

( CLOSED ) two wrongs don't make a right

Who: Koujaku ([personal profile] kaba) & Makoto Tachibana ([personal profile] cordated)
When: IC 12/19
Where: CERES Gymnasium
What: It's like the beginning of Sharknado: a fateful encounter rife with off-kilter misconceptions, mutual awkwardness, and plenty of swimming.
Rating/Warning: None.




Like every campy horror flick ever, Makoto's day starts out at the pool, because it's not like him to break habit even after the veritable apocalypse reduces his world to yet another universe caught in the great matrix of digital code and insanity. Maybe he should've specifically requested that they reassembled him with a strong backbone, but it's hard to be sensible when he's borderline-distraught and disinclined to be cross-examined for another five seconds, let alone five minutes by robots with clipboards and cold steel innards in lieu of sincere emotional empathy. His nebulous fear with anything with remote relation to the uncanny valley doesn't help with adjusting, but his friends have been expedient in speeding up the orientation to their current state of affairs.

It's the weekend and he's headed down to the pool. The rest of his classmates are presumably occupying themselves with other normalized affairs, and he can't get Haru out of the tub for anything today, which isn't as much disappointing as it falls to expectation that he likes languishing in stagnant bodies of water for hours on end just to, purportedly, "feel it touch him". In full expectation of finding a desiccated human prune upon his return, he left several towels and a stockpile of fish from the grocery store two blocks over; after his last attempt at cooking, he'd been effectively banned from the kitchen.

The trip is mostly uneventful, save for the part where a fire hydrant malfunctions and attempts to preemptively drench him, along with several other hapless pedestrians, in water. He leaves unscathed, but a good quarter of the crowd are left soaked, which sends their CYbuddies on the fritz, yapping after cars and tackling apartment complexes in a dogged attempt to scratch bizarre symbols into the walls. Attempts to keep them from committing arbitrary acts of vandalism prove futile, so he dials in the fire station on his CereVice and eventually continues on.

After reaching the gym for a cursory change in the weight room, he's trekked out to the lap pool for a few turns. At such an early hour (in winter, no less), there aren't many people out in the morning, so he takes position smack-dab in the middle of the largest one and gets into position before vaulting off. It's nice just falling back into a familiar rhythm, swimming without necessarily paying attention to times or the anxiety that threatens to burgeon into cloying doubts whenever he meditates too long on what's become of his family, the rest of his friends, his current predicament and every concern he's since deserted at the wayside.

And that's an inherently hazardous state of thinking because he's effectively zoned out to the rest of his surroundings, which makes the precipitous splash into the water beside him just white noise, inconsequential until there's something clamping its mouth around his ankle, and then he's —

"Wah ... — !"

... promptly dragged down under.

kaba: (✿ I keep my wigs in my bureau)

[personal profile] kaba 2015-04-22 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Makoto, it’s not that heavy, calm your beautiful mantits for just two seconds, all right?

Or not. A mysteriously drenched Koujaku comes charging in a moment later like he’s got a grudge against the pool and Pochi? Pochi’s tugging relentlessly at Makoto’s foot, its little legs churning in the water as tiny crackles of electricity begin sparking from its joints. For some reason the tech shop hadn’t thought to design a completely waterproof hippo considering the species’ usual habits. Why this is so we may never know.

Backtrack to half an hour ago and we see that Pochi was never meant to leave the apartment in the first place. Koujaku was strict with that little rule, on account of the little guy’s violence towards him, which might likewise be directed towards perfect strangers.

He’d thought of having it reprogrammed, but then that would entail having to take it outside.

Evidently, Pochi had rebelled against the notion—quite suddenly, as a matter of fact—by nudging a window open and dropping itself down the gutter. It was just about small enough to slide through, and Koujaku could hear that ominous clanging as he ran downstairs to intercept his wayward CYbuddy.

It had proved faster than he’d realized, however, as it sped towards the street, slipped, and was hit by a powerful gush of water spewing out of the hydrant. From that moment on Pochi had been partially blinded, its sense receptors waterlogged as it charged ahead into who knows where—perhaps searching for its owner for help.

So thankfully for Makoto, that isn’t really a bite meant to slice his toes off. In its own special little way, Pochi’s asking for help, and losing more and more of its circuitry to water damage as we speak. Makoto’s about the same height and build as its master, after all. At this point, there’s little of itself that can tell the difference.

Koujaku himself is worried as hell when he’d seen the little guy stagger out in the streets, but don’t think he’s forgotten about you, Makoto. He sees Pochi’s latest victim flailing in the water and immediately dives in without a second thought—never mind that he barely knows how to swim. (And in any case the water would probably only come up to his chin if he stood up on the deep end.)

Pochi!” he half-shouts, half-gurgles as he thrashes his way towards Makoto and the wayward flicker of purple at the boy’s toes. “Hold on!”

Aaand he’s under.
kaba: (✿ Baby I love you but we must part)

[personal profile] kaba 2015-04-25 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
That’s cool. There’s a reason why Koujaku keeps well away from the CERES gardens on most days. Sometimes it’s a crazy kneejerk reaction and sometimes it’s human nature and sometimes it’s flesh-eating plants out to eat flesh in a very figurative sense.

And sometimes, it’s a giant thug who thinks like he’s some kind of hotshot knight in shining armor, out to rescue the princess from yonder beast—there’s a certain amount of coolness to be expected in the act of rescue, and panicky or not, Koujaku’s inadvertently on his way to acting out on tropes as old as time.

Despite his finely honed senses out in the streets of a rough neighborhood, the water is an entirely different kind of turf because it is not, traditionally, considered turf at all. Ergo, Makoto can actually react faster in the water because Koujaku’s still thrashing about a few seconds after Makoto has duly calmed his tits.

Give him a moment…

His feet hit the bottom of the pool and…oh. He stops thrashing instantly, pulling his head out of the water and hacking as much of that awful chlorinated stuff as he can as Pochi is summarily plucked from the water by a very large man.

At least he looked really cool for a while there?

He takes a few moments to stare blankly at the little bastard like he’s got no idea who Pochi even is (and given where he’s ended up, can you blame him?). His clothes are sagging and weighing him down and his bandages are coming undone in the water and his hair’s plastered to his face and neck in really unflattering whorls and—as sort of an icing on top of the crazy cake—his hairpin tips downward.

Oh, it’s a high schooler. He glances at Pochi, similarly mortified.

Best to leave the little guy alone for the time being.

“Yeah.”

He gingerly fishes the hippo out of the water, thinking all the while about how Aoba’s going to kill him for this. Or would, hypothetically speaking.

“Sorry about that.” He doesn’t know what else to even say.
kaba: (✿ Maybe we should cut that out)

shhh it's fine :>

[personal profile] kaba 2015-05-14 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
Everything and everyone is moving so fast he just can’t keep up anymore. One moment he’s still pulling himself and his drenched clothing and his fucking hippo right out of the water to smack his ass over the deck, the next that tall kid is already zooming away for—as best as his waterlogged ears can make out—bandages.

Wait, for what?

He looks down, and sighs. It’s not the medical stuff he needs, kiddo, although Pochi’s already rather enthusiastically nipping at Koujaku’s fingers with that same homicidal intent. Koujaku shakes it a little, watching it clamp tighter around his fingers.

“Yeah yeah, I’ll get you checked out soon, you little bastard,” he mumbles, combing back his hair with his free hand before undoing his obi and setting it aside over the deck. The tail end of the bandage unraveling over his torso drifts over the water’s surface, curling slowly into the water as Koujaku pulls more and more of it free, baring the tattoos and scars over that part of his body as he does so. He doesn’t know if the kid will actually come back with fresh bandages and he doesn’t care. He’s just gonna sit here till his clothes quit weighing him down so much and gather his bearings, while he’s at it. You always feel a little heavier out of the water, once your body’s figured out that air isn’t nearly so buoyant as water had been.

He’s in the middle of freeing his hair from that ponytail—his hairpin between his teeth—when Makoto walks back in. Pochi’s lying next to him, capsized like a turtle and with its legs churning wildly in the air. Does it ever run out of its fucking batteries?

“Mmrfph,” Koujaku responds articulately, still irritated—not at the kid, but at little purple bastard next to him—and carefully drops his hairpin to his lap.

“I’m fine,” he says at last, looking down at his CYBuddy. “The little guy’s worse off than I am, anyway.”

…Is it bad that he actually feels sorry for Pochi? Dammit.
kaba: (✿ Razor roof razor roof)

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[personal profile] kaba 2015-05-16 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Ah…right. This isn't Kansas anymore, and anyone viewing those tattoos could get the pretty wrong impression that he's still part of the yakuza. Because clearly that's what this is about, isn't it?

Still, it's not like he isn't used to getting stared at already, but the kid has those huge innocent eyes that get to him every time. He feels a little ashamed of being in Makoto's presence, really. Causing trouble and jumping into pools like that. He should put flowers in his hair of his own accord and start singing through the woods.

Except it's Princess Natalia Luzu whatsit who's the one giving him the flowers, and secondly the only things that remotely qualify as "the woods" around this place are hella dangerous even for a seasoned fighter like him.

But that aside:

"Yeah, I'm—" He checks himself, tries to smile. He gestures vaguely to his hips, as if that area might be bleeding just a little, even though it's really not. He's hoping that might make the kid feel a little better about himself. Gosh, he's still not used to innocent teenagers who don't go around joining gangs and getting tattoos around here.

But Pochi steals the actual princess's attention here, and he's soon back on his feet and shaking its little head from side to side, as if dislodging the moisture from its neck joints. It's still waterlogged in places, but hey. Nothing anyone can do for it, now.

Koujaku still winces at that care about him comment, though, but he's not about to argue with a kid over this. Especially when he seems kinda nice.

"He got wet." Seriously, why did there have to be freak accidents on the one time Pochi decided to take himself for a walk, anyway? But, right. He should probably elaborate, considering where they've been.

"Some fire hydrant blew up outside. Left a big mess." Gingerly, he reaches a finger towards the little hippo's maw, whereupon he promptly withdraws it at a snap of tiny plastic jaws. Dick.

"Dunno if anyone can fix him, now." He's a little dejected at the prospect of losing it forever. He couldn't even save this little plastic hippo, let alone his best friend.
kaba: (✿ It's a sham!  Poor Aoba.)

[personal profile] kaba 2015-05-21 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
“Hey—” If they were sitting at a table Koujaku would’ve stood up in protest. Pochi’s wild-eyed run through the city streets was its own damn f—his fault, fine—not that of some innocent kid’s! The little bastard nearly drowned the poor guy, for crying out loud! Does nothing make sense anymore?

Don’t answer that.

And anyway, all of that doesn’t matter since Makoto’s turned the subject towards a more optimistic direction. Why yes, Koujaku does want to save this horrible beady-eyed monstrosity with hate in its eyes and fire in its limbs. It clearly hadn’t done anything wrong—just terrorized Koujaku and one other, and to be honest, Koujaku had been expecting more casualties.

He guesses this is…okay.

He sighs. “Look, none of this is any of your fault, all right? The little bas—Pochi, here—he ran into the pool before anyone could stop it. You did what anyone could have done.” Which is panic, under the circumstances, but Koujaku’s not going to judge. He still has that weird phobia of the CERES Gardens and this seems pretty damn tame by comparison. He gets it.

“And I’m sorry for the trouble he caused you.”

And…shucks. Those are sweet words coming from someone his CYbuddy had just terrorized. This kid will definitely make it far in life, if he can’t already reach it by taking one giant step. He’s never seen a highschooler that tall before, but then again with Midorijima being how it is he doesn’t exactly have a lot of (heh) legroom when it comes to guessing the average of that sort of thingy. Census. Statistics. Whatever. Still, he doesn’t think there’s much the kid can do. Except maybe attract Pochi’s attention as the little guy butts its head—almost affectionately, if Koujaku could believe his eyes—at Makoto’s foot. Koujaku’s never known it to do that before.

But then again when you keep an animal—even a robot animal, apparently—locked up in your apartment for indefinite periods of time with strict orders to keep a wide berth from the outside world, well. All that open space must’ve flipped over inside Pochi’s mad little robot brain and sent him scurrying into the unknown.

Koujaku decides he’s lost this battle, in any case. He shrugs, defeated. “I could take him to see a tech.” Might as well, if only to check if the warranty’s valid. “Not much I could do with that personality, though.” But he’ll probably try anyway. Or would that count as Toue-levels of brainwashing bastardry as far as the cybernetic animal kingdom is concerned?
kaba: (✿ Don't wig out on me)

[personal profile] kaba 2015-05-30 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
Koujaku still regards him as the victimized party here, regardless—and a saint to boot, for caring for a little wayward bastard like Pochi and everything. Sure, the kid’s sense of responsibility might be a tad misplaced, but he’s got his heart right where it’s supposed to be, at least. And that’s all that matters, right?

…Besides, Pochi seems to like him. Koujaku hasn’t seen it regard anything else with the same kind of affection (except Aoba, granted, but that may be because it perceives the guy as its real owner). He might be just a bit willing to let Pochi spend some more time outside, as long as it doesn’t try to kill anybody else.

Koujaku watches it suspiciously, before turning around to gape at Makoto because what, just what.

“Whoa, there’s no need to go that far.” Nobody’s spending money from their allowances on his part. Makoto needs that for school and stuff. Hell, he’s probably training for some club activity right now before he’d been interrupted by hippo and thug both.

Gingerly, he bends over to retrieve Pochi to cradle it in his arms; the little guy doesn’t resist. Huh, must be nearly out of energy by now. Or something. He doesn’t know if this thing’s built the same way as an Allmate but, ah well. Probably not.

“Look, Makoto. You’re a nice kid and all, but save that money for your own future.” Whenever he’ll get back home and get his future back, that is. Even Koujaku’s feeling a little bleak on that note.
kaba: (✿ Now now no need to get snippy)

[personal profile] kaba 2015-06-21 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
He’s not old enough to drink. Therefore: not legal enough. Especially not with that babyface, but there’s something for him to cherish. Koujaku’s the grownup carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders because Aoba had left him with an important legacy—no, Pochi is not it—and Makoto’s just a kid with his whole life still ahead of him. He’s not some dumbshit gangster like him trying to make a living in some backwater island. He might have a fucking future.

Not that it hasn’t struck an odd little chord deep within his soul as well. Something this pedestrian shouldn’t be said so easily—isn’t it kinda like giving in to that sense of normalcy CERES has been trying to pawn them for? But that shit, he feels, might be lodged in a little too deeply into the world of grownups and he really shouldn’t point it out to someone that—yes—young.

Just stay a precious cinnamon roll for life, Makoto. Everyone will thank you for it.

“That’s where the problem started.” In the auto shop, in the tech district, in the place with all the newfangled mechanical doohickeys that tried to bite his finger off in various creative ways. And he has to walk past that fucking menagerie in order to get his pet hippo fixed. Woe.

But, right. Makoto doesn’t need to hear about his problems. Koujaku flashes him a smile. Kid, will you be all right on your own?

“But if you wanna come along, I ain’t telling you ‘no.’” He raises Pochi a tad. The little CYbuddy proffers Makoto the most adoring look its cold, beady little eyes can manage.

“I think he likes ya.”
kaba: (✿ Just curl up and dye Noiz)

[personal profile] kaba 2015-07-05 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
“Surprised he’s even the forgiving type,” Koujaku mutters under his breath, but otherwise, he shrugs with a smile, knowing that he’s lost this round. It’s fine. It’s just a trip to get him repaired. Surely Pochi will come out of this thanking him for it.

He could afford to be a little more optimistic…

“Be my guest, Makoto,” he replies to that little suggestion. He’s normally one for the scenic route anyway, and they are in kind of a hurry. The less he fucks up this kid’s mojo, the better.

And maybe he needs a little break after that impromptu swim. Pochi certainly has no objections, either way. A nice, warm jaunt out in the sunshine can dry off his hair that much faster.

“Maybe I could even treat you to lunch afterwards, as thanks.” It’s almost like a date, even.
kaba: (✿ A hair-raising adventure)

[personal profile] kaba 2015-07-11 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
This kid is way too forgiving, he thinks, though he wisely refrains from voicing it out. There’s only one kind of betrayal he’s anticipating throughout this affair, and so far it remains docile, dormant—an exhausted purple bundle peering up with love and adoration at anything but its purported master.

And Koujaku, who knew so little about Clear’s circumstances here, could only wonder at why robots would have fucking feelings like that in the first place. The only reason why he hadn’t voiced those thoughts out was because he thought Pochi might hear—and he didn’t need to give the little bastard any more reason to flip out on him today.

He’s trying. He’s trying so damned hard to put himself in a good mood today. But his hair and clothes are still kind of wet and smelling of chlorine besides, and he’s pretty sure he’s failed Aoba on some metaphysical level by not caring nearly enough about Pochi as he should have.

Why hadn’t they programmed a more compatible personality into the thing, anyway? At least Beni had had a much realer personality to him, due to the fact that he could adopt his own master’s over time.

“If that’s what you want,” he replies with a smile that he might have had to force out. No confessions or serenades here—his efforts thereof have been dashed time and time again, after all. He couldn’t even tell if CERES was the actual cockblocker here or if he was just that fucking unlucky.

“I got no preference, really.” Beyond someplace where he could booze it up, but since Makoto’s still pretty much a kid to him… “But getting something warm will make me feel a whole lot better about this thing.”

He bops Pochi on the head lightly with his fist—it’s an almost affectionate gesture. “You hear that? Don’t f—mess this up for us, all right?”
kaba: (✿ That's a close shave)

[personal profile] kaba 2015-07-26 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
It’s rough being in the friendzone, isn’t it? Although that’s hardly what’s causing Koujaku’s grumpiness so much as it is the fact that—well, it’s a beautiful day out and yet it’s taken a turn for the surreal. Unexpectedly stumbling on a too-friendly highschooler hadn’t been high on his to do list today, but he guesses that—given his incredible track record for attracting trouble—this kind of thing seems relatively tame in comparison.

Still, he eschews conversation in favor of keeping an eye on his pet for the most part, although Pochi’s being remarkably well-behaved in the light of things. It’s kind of eerie, really, but not altogether strange. He guesses that robots can have their quiet moments too—or maybe it’s only because Pochi’s just too malfunctioned to be his evil, malicious little self.

He may never know.

“Huh?” He looks up, suddenly embarrassed at the silence he’d kept throughout their journey. Normally he’d try to chat the kid up himself, maybe get the conversation going again, but he realizes that he’s somehow remained tongue-tied for all this time, probably because he’d been thinking too hard. Poor Makoto.

“Just about a month, I guess.” He tries a small smile. All of a month, and Aoba’s barely even lasted for that long. Some joke this turned out to be, huh?

“Still feels a lot longer than that, sometimes. What about you?”
kaba: (✿ But I'll shave it for later)

[personal profile] kaba 2015-08-21 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You’re a swimming homo, kiddo; you communicate with your eyes.

In Koujaku’s case, he needs a little crash course about talking to a kid that’s…well. A tad more delicate than the usual crop of toughs swarming the streets of Midorijima like so many fucking ants.

“I’m beginning to think that normal’s not gonna come easy around here, kid.” Case in point: the hippo. And Aoba had given it to him. He’s not sure if he’s got the guy’s blessing or his fucking curse at this rate, but dammit he has to make sure that Pochi survives long enough to find out, first.

But he soon looks away with a sigh of his own. It has been a Day.

“Sorry.” For that outburst. “I’m gonna do everything I can to make sure we all get home soon.”

It’s a tall order, but when he’s sort of made up his mind to do just that for Aoba, he can manage it for anybody.