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Myriam Scuttlebutt ([personal profile] cardboard_journalism) wrote in [community profile] estoria2015-05-12 02:15 am

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Who: [personal profile] cardboard_journalism & friends
When: January 3rd, morning
Where: Around Cerealia!
What: Myriam Scuttlebutt's newspaper
Rating/Warning: (possibly some PG content?)




[ January 3rd, the day Myriam Scuttlebutt had finally declared her publication, The Cerealia Times, fit for printing. She'd worked through the night getting her press set up, and it was a relatively low-printout, but hopefully this would catch on... maybe, just maybe, this was her ticket to relevance ]

A.

[ Myriam Scuttlebutt, wearing her cardboard box, carries a stack of bundles of Cerealia Times in a cardboard box and tries to convince businesses (especially cafes!) to set them out for people to take, free of charge. Maybe you're a worker she's trying to persuade? ]

B.

[ Myriam Scuttlebutt, wearing her cardboard box, sits behind a register at the School Supply Store she works at. She rings people up blandly and then excitedly offers a copy of the paper with their purchase. ]

C.

[ No interaction with Scuttlebutt herself, just read the paper and post your own reaction wherever they may be! Maybe leave her a comment on her inbox. The paper can definitely be obtained from The Little Sister cafe, at least. ]




[ It looks, feels, and smells, like a newspaper, it has The Cerealia Times printed on the cover as its title. It's dated "January 3rd, ? year." There's also a note saying "Price: Free" and "Published Weekly" ]

[ The top above-the-fold story reads: "MAYHEM!" accompanied by a blurry photograph of the blizzard and what might be a monster, but could be anything. The article proceeds to detail what happened during the killer Christmas event. The byline is Leia Rolando. ]

[ The below-the-fold story reads:

"Cerealia shrouded in secrecy! What lies beneath?!" byline Myriam Scuttlebutt.

"CERES is a name known to every inhabitant of Cerealia. What else provides the population with low-income housing, modest employment, and the occasional explanation? But some say the details don't go far enough, or conversely, go too far completely.

For example, on arrival to Cerealia from their point of origin, each person is given a brief explanation of various events: the world is slipping, CERES needs help to rescue it, and other various details. Need to know information? Certainly. However, the information is presented so fast and so complete, that some say it bears resemblance to a shady practice known as 'information dumping'. A questionable tactic in which an organization that does not wish to release information attempts to discourage the questioning party by releasing a tremendous slough of facts to the point the ordinary person is so deluged they cannot separate important details from irrelevant ones.

And yet, very important details are left unanswered. What is the progress CERES is making? What is the purpose of the 'terrorism' rumored to have occurred in Cerealia? What security methods are being put in place to safeguard lives? What do the terrorists want?

It is clear to this reporter that further transparency is not only appropriate, but absolutely vital to the security of Cerealia and its growing community! The Cerealia Times stands open to any official statement and interviews on behalf of any spokesperson who has yet to come forward and offer such a thing, but neither will we be made to become their platform for the 'party line'. We call on CERES to demonstrate the vitality of a free and open press." ]

[ Next page is an article titled "Lawlessness in Cerealia?!" byline Myriam Scuttlebutt. The article details the criminal justice system that currently exists in Cerealia (that is, if someone murders someone, they go to jail), and why, it seems, no other crime is prosecuted nor are some (unnamed) lawyers with rather impressive records used to represent the accused. Similar calls for more transparency are made. ]

[ Next page is titled "Local News - Spotlight on Nonon Jakuzure" byline Myriam Scuttlebutt, and it contains an article and picture related to [personal profile] shikisha, conductor at the Opera House and lists a Q and A session with her.

Q: "How does it feel to be the conductor of a musical orchestra?"

A: "It feels amazing. Being the center of attention, the person controlling the entire ensemble, everyone's enjoyment depending on a simple flick of the wrist in time with the song. It's truly the most important part of an orchestra."

Q: "What first spurned your interest in conducting?"

A: "I started falling in love with classical music when I was in first grade, my best friend bought me a CD with classical marches. From then on I fell in love with it. I started conducting the Elementary band by my last year there, and just continued into middle school."

A final quote reads: "The vibrancy, the passion, the deafening power of an ensemble working as one. Classical music separates the composer from the piece, making it more complex, while also allowing them to put their heart and soul into it without reservations. That's what I love."

It finishes with a note that Nonon performs regularly at the Cerealia Opera House, and mentioning her name confers a discount. ]

[ Another unspecified number of articles with the byline of Leia Rolando detail various local businesses owned by newcomers to Cerealia. ]

[ An objectively-written article about The Little Sister business with the byline of Myriam Scuttlebutt. It includes a picture of [personal profile] psycholawgy dressed as a reindeer waitress and is presented very matter-of-fact with no editorializing or opinion. ]

[ "Weather: Probably pretty cold. Air quality: not-the-best." ]

[ A small article titled: "Local jerk acts like a jerk" has the byline of Myriam Scuttlebutt and it proceeds to detail how an unidentified white-haired man proceeded to cause trouble at a party organized by a small tightly-knit group of friends who just came out to have a good time and honestly felt so attacked by him. It specifies that details are very very sketchy and were not verified. ]

[ There's a whole section titled:

"GOSSIP"

It reads as follows:


"Welcome to the first edition, of hopefully many more, of the Gossip Column! Where we talk about sordid or not-so-sordid relationships in progress, rumors, and any other news we deem worthy of a quick read along with your coffee!

To kick things off, we scouted out the Winter Ball and we’ve struck a bit of gold!

One is a lonely number, and no one knows that better than Sir Integra Hellsing! We’ve searched high and low, and came up with pretty much nothing on her! So boring! If anyone can find her type, we’ll give a rich reward of three hundred credits! Valid only if the relationship lasts more than three months!

Next up we have Peko and Dangerous Drugs! Just say “No, thank you”, ladies and gentlemen! Drugs ruin lives, make you grope random strangers, and ruin relationships! We sincerely wish her the best in any intervention, rehabilitation, and recovery she may need! Don’t forget to donate to your local not-for-profit organization that deals with drug abuse and recovery! Be strong, Peko!

Lets move on to new an budding couples! Lets all give a big CONGRATULATIONS to Jaune and Pyrrha! If it wasn’t for Ruby, we would have never known they were an item! They sure are low key, though! We can’t have that! What a catch, Jaune, and good luck, Pyrrha!

Next we have a possible pairing! Guess whose hand was below the belt line while dancing?! It was none other than our resident delinquent, Ryuko! But who was she trying to win over with such lewd dance moves?! She may be new, but Nonon is already turning heads, and Ryuko has caught her in her sights! Nonon has high standards, so we’ll have to see how this unfolds!

The Cutest Couple Award definitely goes to Lily and Shirasu! She lead the way all over the dance floor, and Shirasu was a gentleman about it! We need more refined men like him around!

The Creepiest Couple Award goes to Inaba and Rock Lee! It’s rather a one-sided affair! Lee does all he can to be in Inaba’s presence! Nothing will stand in his way! Not even Inaba herself! He may have smooth moves when fighting, but not when it comes to avoiding collisions! We like him for trying, though!

The Couple to Watch Out For Award goes to Weiss and Zoro! We spotted them some days after the dance and one of them was already hot and sweaty! Surely things will sizzle between them soon! We’re sure of it!

There’s your taste of what’s to come! Keep an eye out for the next edition!


Until Next Time!

Miss Tattler"

]

[ The following positions are listed:

Publisher: Myriam Scuttlebutt
Editor: Myriam Scuttlebutt
Lead Reporter: Leia Rolando
Reporter: Myriam Scuttlebutt
Photojournalist: Myriam Scuttlebutt
Correspondent: Myriam Scuttlebutt
Gossip columnist: Miss Tattler

It specifies that letters to the editor can be delivered in person to Myriam Scuttlebutt. (No details of where or who she is.) ]

[ Another blurb reads: "Story sources and employees wanted! Inquire at..." (and there's a text reading of the link to Scuttlebutt's inbox.) ]

[ A final blurb reads: "Did we get it wrong? If you wish to correct a factual statement, leave your correction at..." (and there's a text reading of the link to Scuttlebutt's inbox.) ]


[OOC: [personal profile] journaler is free to comment to this post with any further articles or details they wish to give about Leia's content in the newspaper.]
dishonorstudent: @bubs (✂ blush)

[personal profile] dishonorstudent 2015-05-16 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
!!!

[ Ryuko doesn't need to be told twice to know what Nonon is referring to. Yata, that idiot...

Yeah, now she's definitely pushing Nonon's chair down. ]
shikisha: (apic#8848823)

[personal profile] shikisha 2015-05-16 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Nonon hasn't ACTUALLY seen the photos, but she apparently they made a big impression on Yata... Or he's just naturally that skittish.

But she's getting the kick and is about to wake up from this stupid Inception dream.


Only she just falls back, and rolls over onto the side, while yelling. ]


W-What the hell?!?!
dishonorstudent: @bubs (✂ stomp)

[personal profile] dishonorstudent 2015-05-16 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
You're comin' with me.

[ While Nonon is still on the ground, Ryuko grabs the girl by her foot and begins dragging her like a caveman. ]

You're gonna tell Buttface reporter what really happened or there's gonna be a different headline about us tomorrow.

[ Maybe they should pay Yata a visit, too. ]
shikisha: (apic#8848862)

[personal profile] shikisha 2015-05-16 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ That's definitely Ryuko's hand around her ankle. And she is definitely being dragged across the dirty floor, holding her skirt down with both hands as not to end up on the net like Ryuko flashing everyone. She assumes. ]

Let go of me!! I already talked to Cardboard girl!!
dishonorstudent: @akise (✂ oh: looking down)

[personal profile] dishonorstudent 2015-05-16 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, ya did?

[ She momentarily halts and drops Nonon's foot like the ragdoll that she is. But then, belatedly: ]

Wait, cardboard girl?
shikisha: (apic#9063318)

[personal profile] shikisha 2015-05-16 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ Great, now her dress is totally ruined, and she's pretty sure people are staring and/or taking pictures...!! ]

Yes!!

[ Grumbling, Nonon tries to get up to her feet. ]

The reporter girl! [ She forgets her name. ]
dishonorstudent: @shuumei (✂ stop measuring my fkn bmi)

[personal profile] dishonorstudent 2015-05-16 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's not helping you up, Nonon. In fact, she might still step on her if Nonon brings up the Yata thing or answers her next question in the wrong way. ]

...And what happened?

[ IS THE ISSUE FIXED. ]
shikisha: (apic#8848790)

[personal profile] shikisha 2015-05-16 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ You are the worst girlfriend Ryuko. If you keep this up people might not even think they are dating anymore. ]

Ugh, she said she won't do anything about it unless she gets a written letter to the editor handed to her in person, or you talk to her about how it didn't happen that way.

[ ..There is of course the option of beating up Myriam... but Nonon doesn't really think of that. For multitudes of reasons, but mostly being that she doesn't seem strong enough at all. And she's a girl. If she had been a guy things might have been different.. ]
dishonorstudent: @akise (✂ my mom's such a bitch)

[personal profile] dishonorstudent 2015-05-16 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ Those brackets are a lie. There is no dating!!! ]

Wh-- I'm supposed to write to her?! To hell with that!

[ ...At least Nonon is off the hook for now. Feel free to stand, "gf". ]
shikisha: (apic#8267608)

[personal profile] shikisha 2015-05-16 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ Right! No dating! None at all! Because Nonon still definitely isn't seeing Ryuko as any sort of girlfriend material. Especially not when she's still wiping herself off from being dragged on the ground. ]

She's a weirdo, I don't know what you want me to tell you!! She says that she didn't even write it though, that someone anonymous sent her the column in the mail.

[ Nonon crosses her arms over her chest, turning halfway away from Ryuko. ]

Obviously you pissed someone off enough to smear my name along with your own.
dishonorstudent: (pic#8967314)

[personal profile] dishonorstudent 2015-05-16 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ryuko mirrors Nonon's body language, turning halfway away as well, only her hands are in her winter jacket. ]

Excuse me? You were the one who practically forced me to dance that night 'cause ya couldn't ask anyone else. I may have a bad rep but at least I got one.

[ In other words, Nonon is a nobody. ]
shikisha: (apic#7619224)

[personal profile] shikisha 2015-05-17 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ Such maturity, the both of them. Clearly they are handling this like adults would. ]

You wanted to dance, whether you admit it or not! And when you actually put your mind to it instead of being a delinquent like usually you were actually doing well!

A-And who the hell wants your reputation?!
dishonorstudent: (pic#8964933)

[personal profile] dishonorstudent 2015-05-17 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Tch, not even!! And quit callin' me a delinquent, band geek! My point is that you should just stay away from me if you're so worried 'bout your "precious reputation"!!
shikisha: (apic#8328574)

[personal profile] shikisha 2015-05-17 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
It's just a nickname...

[ Nonon looks uncomfortable with Ryuko's little outburst, somehow more so than being dragged around the floor. So she turns her head to look back at Ryuko. ]

We're already said we'd be working together. I don't care if some easily fooled idiots think we're dating or anything!!
Edited 2015-05-17 07:41 (UTC)
dishonorstudent: (pic#8727875)

[personal profile] dishonorstudent 2015-05-17 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
Eh?

[ She returns Nonon's glance. What a strange thing to say after all of that - maybe the fall gave her a concussion? ]

You sure changed your tune real fast.

[ Haha, tune. ]
shikisha: (apic#8267608)

[personal profile] shikisha 2015-05-17 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
D-Don't think I'm doing it for you! Satsuki-sama wants us to work together now, so that's what we're going to do!

[ Yeah, that's it, that's the only reason.. ]

A-And my tune is always whatever harmonizes with Satsuki-sama's melody the most. But we need each other's help. You said that before, right?
dishonorstudent: (pic#8954704)

[personal profile] dishonorstudent 2015-05-17 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ah, it's the Satsuki hour. ]

Geez... I'm so flattered. But I still ain't cool with this rumor.

......I'll pay for your order.
shikisha: (apic#8267612)

[personal profile] shikisha 2015-05-18 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ You will learn to love it, Ryuko.

But she is fixing her hat, turning to pick up the chair Ryuko knocked her over on. ]


I'm not either, alright!? If I were to date someone she would have... [ Nonon looks over at Ryuko, from the top to bottom, as if sizing her up, and then quickly turn away. ]

Nevermind. Just make sure you come with Athena to opening night.