( OPEN ) red light, green light
Who: Haruka Nanase (
freed), Makoto Tachibana (
cordated), and YOU!
When: IC 1/9 —1/11
Where: Nearly every district! Not limited to: CERES Food Stop, CERES Game Center, a bunch of nondescript street corners, and jail.
What: Bending the rules, breaking the rules, andcheating beating the system?! Or trying to, at least.
Rating/Warning: PG.
1. CANDY SHOP.MP3 (ceres food stop.)
2. TMW YOU CAN'T WIN HELLO KITTY FROM THE CLAW MACHINE (ceres game center.)
3. KIND OF LIKE A SLASHER FLICK EXCEPT NOT (random street corner ... seedy alleyway, perhaps ...)
4. IN THE SLAMMER (ceres government center.)
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When: IC 1/9 —1/11
Where: Nearly every district! Not limited to: CERES Food Stop, CERES Game Center, a bunch of nondescript street corners, and jail.
What: Bending the rules, breaking the rules, and
Rating/Warning: PG.
1. CANDY SHOP.MP3 (ceres food stop.)
- [ upon entering the shop, a one-sided conversation ensues as the only shop attendant speaks in stifled tones to ... what seems to be himself, if his gaze wasn't stubbornly trained to a certain spot behind the counter: ]
Shhh, shhh! You need to be quiet or we'll both be in trouble.
[ but once the door opens with a protracted tinkle of a bell, he turns. eyes drawn in assiduous focus, he dolefully grins as he angles his attention to the customer venturing out to browse the wares. ]
H-Hello! Welcome to the shop. If there's anything I can do to help you out, please allow me to assist. There's a 30% discount on taffy for today only, so don't wait until the last minute to spend. We've also got a raffle going on this week! Buy any three different types of candy labeled with a gold sticker at participating stores and you'll be in the running for —
[ at this point, he's interrupted by a rather plaintive mewling (miaow, miaow) warbled from somewhere around his feet. visibly paling, makoto coughs a few times and resumes speaking. ]
A-haha, excuse me, I meant a blank check redeemable for 500 credits.
[ one hand sweeping over the display case, he makes a point to tap the sweets display case several times in quick succession. ]
Can I interest you in a free cotton candy sample?
2. TMW YOU CAN'T WIN HELLO KITTY FROM THE CLAW MACHINE (ceres game center.)
- [ or you might find makoto situated in one of the various arcades in the conglomerate sprawl of game centers, studiously trying his luck (and a substantial amount of his daily paycheck) on one of the claw machines. mouth puzzled open on a sigh, he's even got his head tilted a few degrees to the side in a futile effort to win the only cat plush in the glass chamber, only to come up with empty hands on his last try, not any closer to his goal than he was on his initial run. ]
Aaah, so close. Looks like this cash card's spent.
[ retreating from the machine, he holds out his only inadvertently-won prize (a rather squashed-looking stuffed animal of indeterminate origin) to the bystander standing in the line right behind him. ]
Oh, well. Would you like this?
[ a beat or two passes, and then: ]
You're going to play next, right? Is it okay if I watch?
3. KIND OF LIKE A SLASHER FLICK EXCEPT NOT (random street corner ... seedy alleyway, perhaps ...)
- [ so: you're in a derelict alleyway sometime in the evening. nightlife solidifies with all the risqué robot models strutting over the various walkways when you get the distinct sense you're being followed.
- — answers to rin-rin
— likes romcoms
— really pointy teeth - — tends to sparkle
— liberal use of emojis when texting/speaking/breathing
— pink
it's just an inkling of a doubt, but it's enough to take caution, all up until the point someone's hand clamps tightly on your shoulder. assuming your heart didn't stop and leave us one man down in this scenario, you are now very near to one tall and mildly anxious looking boy with green eyes and brown hair, as well as a shorter boy with black hair and blue eyes. it is the latter of these two who speaks to you.]
Excuse me. Have you seen [a flyer is held up to you with THIS FACE] or [a second flyer with THIS FACE in his other hand appears!
upon closer inspection (as if you need it to be closer than RIGHT IN YOUR face but you know…) one will notice descriptions under the pictures as follows:
RIN MATSUOKA:
KISUMI SHIGINO:
if you're quiet/silent/have been startled into death for too long, well, eventually the blue-eyed one here will simply….
…blink expectantly as if to say well?…without actually saying it at all. ]
4. IN THE SLAMMER (ceres government center.)
- [ the first day in central holding, makoto learns two valuable things about going to prison:
- a) it's actually called jail, not prison, for a short-term stay behind bars. more specifically: an overnight stay for a benign misdemeanor, or so they inform him.
b) the "one phone call" bit is a complete hoax. if anything, calls are encouraged. not that knowing that helps him in particular, but it's good to know, nonetheless.
notwithstanding the fact he couldn't ask haru to bail him out, considering they were held up in the same communal cell with at least three other people with them, makoto's absolutely terrified. over the course of two hours, he's kept his eyes peeled staring at the clock and trying to will himself to remain silent and moderately low-key. and makoto fails spectacularly, for the most part, his voice rising entire octaves as he babbles on and on to a relatively levelheaded boy sitting beside him. ]
This is so terrible. This is really, really bad. This'll be on our records forever and no one will want to hire us and we'll end up on the streets when everyone we know publicly disowns us. The streets, Haru. There's no way we can fix this.
[ when he doesn't get the validation he desperately needs (you know, something beyond placid one-word remarks), he turns to the closest onlooker, doing his absolute best not to stutter. ]
So ... um, what did they arrest you for?
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Well, no, actually, this type is pronounced more like —
[ and abruptly freezes when it sinks in. luckily, none of them noticed (or frankly don't care), since all they've done is hopped in the general direction of the jellybean section while he makes headway toward jack, voice tuned down to just a whisper. ]
Please don't tell anyone! There's a cat in here, but he'll be going soon, I promise. [ look at him, making strangely illicit-sounding promises to innocuous bystanders. it's like only one notch above breaking the law. ]
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Relax, I'm not on the responsibilities' side. [Trouble is his second name, and he won't be telling on anyone for something so silly as a cat. Still... he can have some fun with this, right?] I may need something to keep my mouth shut, though. Something sweet?
[Hey, if he can get some free candy out of this one, then he's gonna do so and enjoy the hell out of it.]
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I'll be taking him.
[that's as much notice as he gives, not saying anything to the subject of bribery or candy; he just doesn't care, but he blinks down at the pale-haired boy a little curiously as he passes him, heading for the door, leaving makoto to fend for himself. it is his job after all.
without warning though, as he walks by, the cat makes a swipe at the boy. haru intercepts the clawed paw however, makes a 'tsk' sound under his breath, and ...exits the premises without a backward glance. ]
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[The kids didn't hear the cat but they sure see it when Haruka picks it up, and they run around him, trying to pet it. Jack is surprised to see this new teen, he didn't notice his arrival. Where does he even come from?
When he gets blinked at, Jack waves in return, wondering if this is another guy with his face permanently stuck in a line. Judging by that retreat, he probably is.]
...talk about a killjoy. [He turns to Makoto again.] Can I still have some free candy? There's a bunch of disappointed kids that need the hollows that cat left in them filled with sugar.
oh my gdo ...... also i'm really sorry for the wait
O ... Okay? I'll see you later, then.
[ HE'S LOST. HE'S SO LOST and he doesn't even have half the suaveness to take this in stride beyond one clumsy nod as haru vacates the premises, only to turn back to stare at jack with the same level of dazed, teetering astonishment.
(that's not even addressing the heartbroken kids currently smearing their frustrations — and their sticky-sweet hands — all over the counter as mr. kitty and company leaves the candy shop.) ]
Sure, I don't see why not? Which ones do you want to try?
[ as an invention of inordinately terrible pandering, yeah, makoto's a good candidate for suckering into bribery. ]
np!
He shakes his head at the sudden reaction, this is too amusing. (And too easy!)]
What about stuff without cat hair on it? [Just teasing, promise. the kids soon change their crying out of "kitty!" to "candy!" and Jack... well, he's not exactly stopping them.] And you may want to hurry up before they...
[Grinning, he leaves that sentence hanging there totally on purpose. Jack? Enjoying this? No way.]
:')
the planets must be in cosmic misalignment this week, judging from the uproarious fanfare of toddlers swarming around him, shrieking with incoherent delight at the thought of free samples.
man, he's going to have to answer to so many aggravated parents when their children come back to them intoxicated on lollipops and saltwater taffy. ]
None of them should have any cat hair on them, but would be a wrapped candy bar be alright?
[ he's already counting out of his paycheck as lifts up a box resembling the sort that girl scouts use during their fundraisers, except it's totally loaded, and definitely, definitely cat-free. ]
Just take one!
[ makoto's already crossing his fingers in the fervent hope that he's currently situated in the security camera's blindspot ... ]
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It was a joke. Are you always in cloud nine or it's just the post-cat effect?
["One" is a very special number, a number not many kids are fond off. As soon as Makoto offers his box, the children start pushing and throwing their little fingers to snatch some candy. Bless this guy and his illegal pet!
Not wanting to get caught in the swarm, Jack takes off and hovers above them, keeping a close eye on any possible accidents. He doesn't mind breaking stuff, but children are his responsibility!]
That sound-- [The excited squealing, he means.] --is kid-speech for thank you.
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A little bit of both, to be honest. It's been a really long day, and I'll be leaving early this shift to go out looking for my friends again. Haru could've at least given me a heads-up. He's supposed to be collecting posters from the print shop right now! They might toss them out if he's late.
[ and now they're fighting over the candy box?! it idly occurs to him he should've just counted their heads (plus the overgrown one ... hovering ... around them like an overprotective mother goose), but the time for crying over spilled milk has long-since passed. he leaves the content of the boxes at their whims as he props his arms on the counter, sighing resignedly. ]
Remember to brush your teeth afterwards! You guys wouldn't want to get cavities, right?
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I'm guessing Haru is Mister Lineface? He doesn't look too fun to spend your evening with. If you're looking for someone, why not asking the network?
[It's the one good thing about being locked in a city, Jack supposes, there aren't many places people can escape to. The mention of teeth brushing makes him pause, and suddenly Jack's expression softens, his chuckling not being at Makoto but at a good memory coming to him. The children nod eagerly and tell the guy they know that already! They need to keep them clean and healthy for the Tooth Fairy, Jack said so.]
You really sounded a bit like Tooth just now.
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Don't tell anyone, but he's a little shy. Haru's a good guy, though. Trust me. [ cue a genial nod, even as he grimaces at jack's ensuing commentary. ] ... Well, I wouldn't want to obligate someone on the network to watch my cat.
[ enabling him to use virtual skype for finding a feline-sitter is the privilege of people who aren't as wildly self-conscious as makoto. imagine being forever known to the online community as the guy who can't take care of a robot cat properly. it's a pretty mortifying prospect.
thoughtfully, he glances back up to regard jack with a contemplative air. ]
... Your friend's on the right track, then! Is Tooth also here?
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Just a little shy? [He arches an eyebrow. Uh-huh, sure.] Still easier than printing posters.
[Jack shrugs. If Makoto wants to choose the longer, more boring way, then that's his problem. At Makoto's question, his face falls a bit - he wants to see the Guardians again, but at the same time, he isn't sure if he should wish this place on anyone.]
Nah, she isn't. I hope the kids here still get something under their pillows, she wouldn't take it well if all these teeth weren't properly safekept.
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Very shy. He sulks a lot, so you'd never guess it, but give him a chance and he'll warm up to you right away. [ this could logically segue into talking about their
robot-catCYbuddy, who shares many of the same traits, but he'll spare jack the drivel about felines and people with an eerie resemblance to their pets.offhandedly, he picks up a stray wrapper that missed the trash can by a few inches, brows scrunched in contemplation. ]
Their parents probably do it for them. [ it's a bit of a delayed reaction when he glances back up, gauging jack with some stupefaction. ] Wait — your friend —
... s-she's the tooth fairy?!
[ ???????????????????? ]
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Oh! So he's just a bigger cat. Maybe a snowball should visit him in the future...
[Obviously what this guy needs is a little fun magic, right? Jack will keep it in mind for later. Now it's time to, well. Snicker. Because of course Makoto is confused by what he said, bu he's gonna try and play it cool anyway. Funnier that way.]
Duh, of course she is. Who else leaves money in exchange of the teeth under your pillow?
[The kids raise their hands and cry out excitedly, they know the answer! Jack calms them down with a finger against his lip. Let the teen have this one.]
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Pretty much. Don't be too disappointed if he waves it off at first, though. He has a hard time having fun if it's not related to swimming.
[ despite weird first impressions, jack is turning out to be a pretty good guy. someone definitely yanking his chain and spinning tall, grandiose tales in the same breath, but he can't fault him for being a pretty good comedian. either that, or makoto's brand of humor is a little stale (probably the latter). ]
You've gotta' be joking! I think I would've known if it someone besides my parents leading quarters underneath my pillow when I was younger, but nice try. You almost had me going for a second there.
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[And that is, freezing it over. Let's see how the guys swims then.
Now, Jack jokes a lot, that's true, but right now? Makoto's (stale indeed) brand of humor offends him. He's not pouting, no really - or maybe he is. A little bit.]
Or maybe you grew up and stopped believing in what is important.
[...no, that's not swimming.]
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[ makoto's gone about his pitiable life in tellus without ever once catching jack in action, so it stands to reason he isn't aware of his ability to freeze things over. haru might potentially flay them both if he found out, so it's better if he keeps this conversation to himself.
he can't help his desiccated humor, though. that's a lifelong attribute. stop bashing swimming, though????? he doesn't insult your weird comedic act, okay. ]
I don't know about it. I wouldn't call myself a superstitious person, but I don't think I've ever stopped believing in what's important to me.
[ coincidentally, his words can also be interpreted as: how overreliance and defunct coping mechanisms ruined makoto tachibana. ]
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[If Haru ever asks, Jack will just point in Makoto's direction. He's just a innocent bystander here, being fed evil thoughts by the candy seller. Sweet, sugary extortion, that will his excuse!
Jack stares at Makoto for a moment with deep, old eyes. The kids are about to finish their candy, and soon will want to go. But first their caretaker has a point to make.]
If you haven't written to Santa in a while then I don't think you have.
[And that's said with a total serious face. Because he means it.]
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Sheesh. If you really do it, remember to clean up afterwards! I know Haru wouldn't think too much of it, but you might scare another swimmer down by the gym pool if you time it wrong. He's usually there really early in the morning or late at night.
[ sabotaging his friends with harmless pranks is a non-issue to makoto, apparently. but at the probing focus of jack's stare, he visibly quails, examining the grain of the wooden countertop the children are still jostling up against, content to tune out some (nearly) grown man's acute embarrassment. ]
It wasn't too long ago.
[ he participated in the secret santa event way back when he first arrived, okay ....... cut him some slack .......... ]
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[This guy makes no sense, but hey, thanks for Haru's schedule, Jack appreciates the information. Look, he's even smiling! At that and at the fact Makoto has written to Santa. Jack has heard some stories when he arrived though...]
I hope you don't mean you wrote to those crazy Santas people keep telling me about. They're an insult to poor North. [With the candy gone, the kids are ready for more playing and they say exactly that, pulling Jack's clothes as they do so.] Yeah, yeah, we can go now. What do you say first?
[A chorus of "thanks for the candy, mister!" echoes in the shop. Cute, aren't they?]
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[ see: the span of kisumi's entire relationship with the quiet but deadly resident
dolphinswimmer, haruka nanse.but makoto's more than content to chuck the topic of "crazy santa people" in the metaphorical garbage bin, free from the ears of these poor, impressionable children, and bid jack and his delighted gaggle of kids a deeply affected wave. ]
I'll catch you all later! Remember to keep a balanced and healthy diet, okay?
[ a little hypocritical coming from the candy shop cashier, but it's not like makoto's ever pay that any heed. ]