[Luckily Marco is used to dealing with rollerskating morons. On ships, no less, and sometimes his crew even practiced underwater, because pirates and common sense were rarely found together, to be perfectly honest. Especially since common sense did not get you to an elite position in the world's most dangerous seas with the world's most dangerous crew.]
[Unfortunately for Oz & Break, Marco has not grown out of his older methods of dealing with said pirates upon reflex.]
[Which means he reflexively sticks out a leg PRETTY MUCH LIKE AN IRON BAR, and braces the other one into the ground with suddenly... Bird talons?! Yes. Bird talons. Huge ones. Like ostriches would be impressed. It's a thing.]
[Anyway, it's advisable to grab onto said sticking out leg in order to reach a full stop, otherwise you might fall back. Either way, Marco's methods of "helping" are not the best.]
[This also doesn't work HALF as well as he thinks when he's not cutting off a corridor.]
[He doesn't care though, he's not the one who'll get hurt.]
[That's also sort of the nature of "Tough Love" among pirates. If they fell, they had to learn to get stronger.]
One but omg they are all glorious XDDD
[Unfortunately for Oz & Break, Marco has not grown out of his older methods of dealing with said pirates upon reflex.]
[Which means he reflexively sticks out a leg PRETTY MUCH LIKE AN IRON BAR, and braces the other one into the ground with suddenly... Bird talons?! Yes. Bird talons. Huge ones. Like ostriches would be impressed. It's a thing.]
[Anyway, it's advisable to grab onto said sticking out leg in order to reach a full stop, otherwise you might fall back. Either way, Marco's methods of "helping" are not the best.]
[This also doesn't work HALF as well as he thinks when he's not cutting off a corridor.]
[He doesn't care though, he's not the one who'll get hurt.]
[That's also sort of the nature of "Tough Love" among pirates. If they fell, they had to learn to get stronger.]