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[feytality]

[SPEAKING OF BADASS... holy crap. Merlin's dispatched all these video games NPCs before Maya can even do anything. Her eyes widen.]

Woah....

[sortileges]

[ He's quiet for a long moment while he makes the path safe for them, only this time when he looks back at her he definitely looks a little... miffed at how she's not listening to him. ]

I am Merlin! [ Maya please... Though honestly she isn't wrong. Despite having amples of power he often wastes it to do his chores because he's too lazy to do them himself.

Not so Disney-ish as lazy as hell.

He tugs at her lightly, indicates they need to keep moving. ] And some of those aren't dead, so let's go before they wake up.

1/2

[feytality]

You're Merlin?!

[Woah, talk about a shock! Maya's actually distracted enough from their situation to tilt her head to stare at him as best she can from her spot under his arm]

You can't be serious..... Your parents named you after him because you're magic!? That seems a little..... well, I dunno.....

[He must have gotten so teased in magic high school!!]

[feytality]

[But right, right, the NPC]

Oh, yeah.... I guess we can chat on the go. Full speed ahead!

[Or "the pathetic speed these two travel at" considering their awkward mode of travel. But she's moving again...]

[sortileges]

No. [ God ... why isn't she understanding this enough???? ] I am the Merlin.

[ What High School, he had to learn everything he knows by himself you lunatic. He moves with her though, hopping along. It really isn't painful, but the joint is too weak to rely on. ]

[feytality]

That doesn't make any sense!

[why is he so tall, she can't even squint at his face from this angle]

Isn't he like, a million years old? Wait, are you secretly a million years old?

[She is probably the rudest "rescuer" of all times]

[(It's only a matter of time before their bantering attracts more NPCs and monsters..)]

[sortileges]

People here can sometimes come from different times... I don't even understand how the calendar here works. [ Ah. ] So no, I'm ...probably 19. I can't say for sure. But I'm used to time working differently.

[ Yeah, especially as he probably has some kind of magnet because of the... stuff. Sorry, Maya. He doesn't know. ]

[feytality]

[Maya has a magnet too, considering how often she gets into trouble...]

[Speaking of which, a distant growling is starting up]

What do you mean? Do you have sixty days a month or something?

[She's not so sure this guy is really a five million year old wizard....]

Okay, prove it! If you're really Merlin, then... what's King Arthur doing? And... Lampalot? And... those other guys!!

[Yes, Lampalot and the knights of the whatever table]

[sortileges]

[ Well it's mostly because of the relationships thing being a magnet here but YEAH GOOD JOB MAYA. ]

We don't count days and months the same way. Not quite. We don't have hours, minutes and seconds either. I had to learn that.

[ Help. ]

And if I've been here for two months how am I supposed to know. And for another thing, it's Lancelot.