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[tetherbell]

And is being rude such a crime?

[Still unable to sit still, she lays out flat on her stomach across the bar, stretching out in front of Darin.]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

U-Uh...well, I mean...

I don't want to be a creep either...

[He takes another drink and almost sets the glass down on her rear. Yeah he's buzzed.]

[tetherbell]

And is being a creep such a crime...?

[... Muzét, okay, now you're not helping your argument anymore.]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

...Yes?

[tetherbell]

What? No, it's not. What law is there against that?

[forgeabettertomorrow]

It's not?

Wait, being a creep is still bad! I don't wanna be a creep!

[Almost rests his drink on her butt again.]

Y'know if you keep lying there I'm gonna end up putting my drink on you.

[tetherbell]

That seems like a good way to lose your drink. [She is not moving! In fact, she's going to fold up her legs and start kicking them in the air a little.]

Why would it make you a creep, though? It's normal, Darin. You just don't know because you've been deprived.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Well, I think you're spoiling me now.

[He laughs.]

Don't get me too used to it.

[tetherbell]

Don't you realize that's the idea, Darin?

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Alright alright, I get it.

So, I'm used to looking at you now. What's the next step? I'm feeling pretty confident.

[He says as he downs his drink.]

[tetherbell]

Next, you have to say what you like best about me! Admit what you're feeling!

[forgeabettertomorrow]

...What? Really?

Um...I like your positivity. You have a lot of warmth.

And you're both gorgeous and hot too.

I think those are two different things.

Well, you're both of those.

[tetherbell]

[That brings a genuine smile to her face, but...]

I'm referring to the second part. Anyone who can talk to people at all can say something as blithe as, "oh, you're a nice person".

It takes guts to bring up the parts that speak to your desires.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Wait, so you want to know what part of you I want to check out more???

Why didn't you say so?

Your chest!

[Yeah he is drunk.]

[tetherbell]

[She giggles.]

I think I like you better this way. But next time, we really should try it without the liquid courage.

In the meantime, keep going. I'm taking notes.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Wait, keep going?

Um...I don't really know what else to say. You asked me what I liked and I said it.

[tetherbell]

Only one singular feature? That's all?! There has to be more! Don't hold out on me!

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Whoa whoa whoa! Don't get so mad!

I mean...I like your hair and your eyes too.

...And your ears are really cute.

[tetherbell]

My ears? Really? And here I thought humans had no sense of real beauty!

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Yup! They're really cute.

I've never seen ears like that before.

[tetherbell]

Just how many spirits have you seen, though? You'll never get a good look at them if you're always running away.

We come in all shapes and sizes, you know.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Yeah, but I like your shape and size though.

[tetherbell]

[She laughs. She's going to buy you so much alcohol from now on, Darin. This is the best version of you.]

I meant, things like my ears aren't that uncommon. Though they're not common, either -- unlike humans, each spirit is as unique and beautiful as a snowflake.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

So are you like, the most beautiful then?

Because you're so strong?

[tetherbell]

Yes. I am the fairest of them all. And the greatest and the strongest and the most loved by everybody.