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- !event,
- !intro,
- america (alfred f. jones),
- ayato naoi,
- birthday,
- butch cassidy,
- chikage kazama,
- cynbel lightfoot,
- elliot nightray,
- elza clifford,
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- hokuto midou,
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- marcie fleach,
- mary "stormer" phillips,
- mary kozakura,
- misaki yata,
- nesso galland,
- nice,
- oz vessalius,
- patchouli knowledge,
- peggy carter,
- ratio,
- reim lunettes,
- russia (ivan braginsky),
- sakura matou,
- shihoudou,
- shinpachi nagakura,
- shirou emiya,
- shuu nagumo,
- sousei abe,
- takakage kobayakawa,
- tenten,
- vincent nightray,
- yang xiao long,
- zara skeens,
- zero
« 005 ⇢ event005.exe »
Who: CERES & you
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw
//event005.EXE
 ViViD's usual worlds are unfortunately down for maintenance. While CERES' programmers work on getting it back up and running, all new entrees this round will be going through a different level than usual. Only a single world is accessible at the moment, a simple one entitled 'CERESLearn.' "What the $%@& is this?" you must be thinking. Well, it's simple! It's a study program, of course! CERES' advanced AI technology is here to make sure you learn and that you learn sexily. Whether or not you pay attention to the actual content is up to you, the player. Please enjoy it while it lasts. They're here to teach you a variety of subjects and also to make you feel vaguely uncomfortable all over. New arrivals and those logging into ViViD will first find themselves in a classroom with a new operator greeting them rather than Vidia.
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//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I [ xx PHASE II [ xx PHASE III [ xx PHASE IV [ xx BONUS [ why[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ] |
xx ]
Once you choose your lesson and your tutor, you will be transported to a classroom where you and a few other players who decide to choose the same lesson will sit with your tutor after school, getting knowledge taught to you by someone who seems more intent on learning what's under your clothes than filling your head with knowledge. They will be awkwardly stretching, dropping pencils by 'accident' on the floor, and bending down slowly to pick them up. Certain things might be spilling out of their clothes. Awkward things. They will breathe down your neck and make sure you are well-versed in their anatomy by the end of the lesson.
//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's usual arrival experience (which is not entirely applicable this round for reasons stated above^) and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you! |
ota!!
[ CERES HISTORY WITH HILDA SURE IS POPULAR. Whatever, like hell she was going to take lessons with a guy constantly flexing his muscles at her, and she wasn't quite sure how to feel about robots right now. The girl seemed normal enough, surely nothing could go wr--that sure is cleavage and suggestive bending over to get pencils. ]
Honestly, would you stop that? I am in no way interested in your sexual advances, so if you'd just--
[ Yeahhhhhhh this isn't working. Because Patchouli is a giant nerd, she was actually trying to listen to the lesson information. Best to know about the strange place you've woken up in, right? Unfortunately, this is getting her nowhere and she looks to be getting more and more frustrated by the minute. ]
Phase II
[ Oh, thank God. It felt like it had been so long since she'd had a good fight; ten days without magic was torture. Honestly, a hot woman trying to seduce her promptly turning into a maneating bug was not the weirdest thing she's ever seen. And she is relishing this fight, flying around and hopping on the desks, spells firing off from her fingertips and the strange-looking book in her grasp.
There's a particularly large water spell initiated, drenching the floor, only for...the bug to come charging back at her. ]
...interesting. Water spells are completely ineffective.
phase i
She looks unimpressed and bored as she tries to focus more on her notes than watching him bend down in front of the girl sitting before her. ]
If we wanted to see a ripped guy, I'm pretty sure we can just pick up a magazine at the grocery store. Some of us actually like learning.
[ The tutor winks at her and all she can do is retch in the most overdramatic manner. ]
no subject
Yes, I can't help but think that this is the plot of every erotic novel written in the past fifty years.
[ or if she was a less old fashioned person 'wow this is like a really bad porno' ]
no subject
This is just pointless.
[ He falls to the floor and places his arm over his eyes... then flexes it and grins. ]
He's not even trying now.
one million edits later jfc
Might I suggest something that actually involves our curriculum, sir? It would also help if you put on proper clothing.
no subject
I'll just make this easy for all of us. I'll read from whatever book this stuff is in.
[ Suddenly the tutor looms over her, looking down at her like she's made a grave mistake. Marcie takes a step back with a look of unjustifiable fear in her eyes. ]
no subject
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He flexes his biceps and points her back to her seat like he's referring to the gun show being that way. It's a change that comes off as unnatural like something is pretending to be a human rather than being a real human. She takes a few steps back while clutching onto the ends of her coat before she heads for her seat. She sit down, looking between Patchouli and the tutor. ]
Guess we'll just have to deal with watching a beefhead trying to show off.
no subject
[ although from the tone of her voice, she doesn't entirely believe that's the case. She studies him curiously for a few moments, until--ah, yes, a flicker. ]
...please tell me my eyesight isn't failing me, too.
[ did u see that too, nerdfriend??? ]
no subject
[ There's suspicion in her voice as her eyes narrow to look past her glasses and toward the tutor. Her lips press together as she tries to look for any other sights of what just happened. The tutor continues minding his own business, talking about ships with hard masts, but she's not convinced. ]
I saw it too. [ She glances around. ] There aren't any holographic projectors or mirrors, so it might be some kind of illusion. Like a sleight of hand.
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phase II
[That's the only warning Rider will give to a nearby Patchouli, before she flings a large spike nail right toward the creature. It whizzes by the girl and goes directly into the monster, a strange ooze spurting out around it as the nail is firmly in place.
Rider then jumps to the other side of the room, using the chain connected to the dagger to wrap the monster around and trap it.]
Quickly, destroy it.
[She saw Patchouli firing spells - a magus should be able to disperse of this creature quickly.]
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When she looks up again--uh, okay, this strange woman is already setting things up. Aw man, she wanted to fight. Fine, fine she'll destroy it. She flips open the book in her hand and-- ]
Fire Sign "Akiba Summer"!
[ --unleashes repeated chain whips of fire at the monster. If water did nothing, maybe fire would help? ]
no subject
However its no use -- it breaks free from the hold of her chains and the nail is pulled out. Instead of going after Rider it jolts straight for Patchouli, albeit slower thanks to being partly on fire still. A wounded monster trying to stave off death.]
Quickly, use something stronger!
no subject
Interesting. It's tougher than it looks...Metal & Wood Sign "Elemental Harvester"!
[ Apparently there was a reason for that, being that this is a defensive spell. Charging bug monster, meet a whirling field of gears and cogs. ]
no subject
The gears and cogs all hit the monster, its ability to move away from the field stopped by Rider holding it like a dog on a leash, and it crumbles down to the ground with a strong thud. All the attacks on it were too much, the last of the fire that engulfed it flickering away -- the beast dead.
Rider de-materializes her weapons when its over and stares down the monster from afar, but makes no move to come closer.]
no subject
...strange. She didn't feel human, but she didn't feel like a youkai, either. ]
...who are you?
no subject
[She says plainly. A magus isn't any threat to her, though it'd be curious to see if she understands the meaning of her title. Even those who can never qualify for the war are often aware of what it is.]
Your magic was splendidly executed. Who are you?
no subject
I'd certainly hope so. [ ...well, she'll take the same path and see if her own title gets any identification ] Patchouli Knowledge. The Witch of the Week.
no subject
I see. May I call you Patchouli or would you prefer your title?
Phase I
I'm afraid our tutor is quite determined to make a spectacle of herself. Short of throwing out out of the classroom, however, I'm not entirely sure there's a way to make her behave.
[ However much she'd like to punch Hilda in the face right now to stop her brazen behavior, it just simply wasn't polite. And so long as it mostly stays to bending over and flaunting her cleavage, well... ]
no subject
[ She glances over at Peggy for a moment before redirecting her attention to Hilda, motioning her over, and--unties the...ribbon around her collar... ]
What page were we on? I do believe I've lost track. If you could simply direct me to the proper paragraph...
[ Oh, look, apparently being sexy in return gets results. Upon receiving her desired information and Hilda leaving once more, Patchouli veRY PROMPTLY reties her ribbon and exaggeratedly shudders. ]
Hypothesis confirmed. Unfortunately.
no subject
Yes, well. I suppose that's certainly one way to cajole a bit of useful information, but I'm afraid it can't be sustained indefinitely.
[ at least not and keep their dignity. ]
It would be much, much better if our tutor would simply behave herself, don't you agree?
[ one can wish? ]
no subject
let's be real, it totally was. NO ATTACHMENTS TO EXPERIMENTS. ]
It was a test, you must realize. They won't actively respond to anything other than behavior similar to their own.
no subject
So it would seem.
Then, in such a case, perhaps we should work together to get the most out of this class.
[ and by tag teaming, perhaps they might escape it with most of their clothes and dignities still intact as well. ]
((ooc: so late with the tag backs, sorry! If you need to hand wave something, go ahead, otherwise I'd love to keep threading.))