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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-11-15 09:47 pm

« 005 ⇢ event005.exe »

Who: CERES & you
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw

//event005.EXE

Learning is Fundamental! Let's play CERESLearn


ViViD's usual worlds are unfortunately down for maintenance. While CERES' programmers work on getting it back up and running, all new entrees this round will be going through a different level than usual. Only a single world is accessible at the moment, a simple one entitled 'CERESLearn.' "What the $%@& is this?" you must be thinking. Well, it's simple!

It's a study program, of course! CERES' advanced AI technology is here to make sure you learn and that you learn sexily. Whether or not you pay attention to the actual content is up to you, the player. Please enjoy it while it lasts. They're here to teach you a variety of subjects and also to make you feel vaguely uncomfortable all over.

New arrivals and those logging into ViViD will first find themselves in a classroom with a new operator greeting them rather than Vidia.
"Greetings and welcome to Cerealia! It's nice of you to join us at last. As you can see, we're just about to get started!

Here are the instructions:

♥ Choose your subject of choice. They include things like medicine, math, CERES economics, CERES history, fun facts about Julius, engineering, and science!
♥ Choose your tutor. You can hire Astor, Hilda, or UN-Zippy
♥ They'll teach you slowly, deliberately, sensually. Then after that, they'll drill you hard and without stopping.
♥ Just when you think you've had enough, they'll quiz you all over until you're sweating and panting.
♥ For those of you who pass, you'll be welcomed well into Cerealia and be given a free voucher for a McCERES Mildly Content meal. Please enjoy!"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Once you choose your lesson and your tutor, you will be transported to a classroom where you and a few other players who decide to choose the same lesson will sit with your tutor after school, getting knowledge taught to you by someone who seems more intent on learning what's under your clothes than filling your head with knowledge. They will be awkwardly stretching, dropping pencils by 'accident' on the floor, and bending down slowly to pick them up. Certain things might be spilling out of their clothes. Awkward things. They will breathe down your neck and make sure you are well-versed in their anatomy by the end of the lesson.

Fortunately, it won't last long as their bodies start to flicker erratically.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] Just as things begin to escalate, the flickering will grow intense until your tutor will start to morph before your eyes. What takes their place is something that is anything but friendly. And yes, it will continue to breathe down your neck and speak in a sweet, soft, alluring voice while reaching out with its 'hands' to try and touch you.

This will be your cue to run through the halls of the school while That Thing chases you in every single direction imaginable. There will be others joining you as everyone starts bolting out of their classrooms.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] Feeling tired already? Well, don't stop and rest now! For those who successfully murder their own tutor, they will get their food voucher and a lovely welcome into CERES. You've officially passed! Everyone will be allowed to mingle around the game room in the CERES Research Tower before being directed into McCERES just across the street. For those who were already in the colony, you will also receive a voucher and directions to McCERES at the end of the game in case you want to go meet up with the newcomers there or just eat some artery-killing fast food.

PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] For those who get eaten by That Thing or don't pass their quizzes and upset their tutors, they will be forced to endure the Price of Failure. This means being sent to the gym with the other 'failures' to endure a painfully slow and erotic striptease by UN-Zippy. Once that is over, they will then be logged out and allowed to have their complimentary McCERES voucher.

BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Congratulations on surviving CERESLearn! Here's your complimentary voucher for a free Mildly Content Meal at McCERES. This month's special is also the McKnight Burger. Characters are immediately invited to take a load off and enjoy some good ol' fashion fast food of questionable origin. Those who decide to order and eat here will also get a special toy included inside their Mildly Content Meals.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's usual arrival experience (which is not entirely applicable this round for reasons stated above^) and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


labsmokes: (♟ neon)

[personal profile] labsmokes 2014-11-16 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
( a; PHASE I -> II )

[ There's trying and then there's trying too hard. It's true that Shion made sure to pick the cute hot lady tutor for laughs, but this is really trying Way Too Hard. It's more of a turn-off than anything! A+ for concept, D- for execution.

And then the flickering begins.

...well, the holo really is shoddily done too, isn't it? Pity, it was such a well-done model too, if she's any judge of that. So she'll just streeetch to catch your eye. ]


Well then! I think it's time for a bathroom break.

( b; BONUS STAGE )

[ It looks like a burger, smells like a burger, but does it taste like a burger? Let's find out.

..........no, it tastes like disappointment and that pretty much shows on her face. ]
sisconning: (but man is a giddy thing)

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[personal profile] sisconning 2014-11-16 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Nesso has no idea what a holo is, can only figure he's hallucinating or witnessing some really horrible bit of magic, or his eyes are messing with him. But he's quite keen on getting away from the sexual harassment tutor and the weird flickering that's happening.

So he is taking her lead.]


Actually that sounds like a perfect idea.

[Count. Him. In. Except unfortunately that flickering isn't where this stops is it?]
labsmokes: (Default)

[personal profile] labsmokes 2014-11-16 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ No, and it's getting a bit more erratic. Like...sudden pincer jaws flickering on-and-off kind of erratic. If they're lucky, they'll even get a nice view of sharp teeth in a mouth as large as an entire head!

On the other hand, for all the old monster movies (always loaned, never really saw the use of getting any of her own) that she's seen, this is usually the part where something Terrible happens, isn't it? Either way, she's not gonna stick around to find out.

Shion motions and makes to stand-- quietly, when Hilda's back is turned. She could do with some company. ]


Let's ditch.
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sisconning: (now i'll be bold as well as strong)

[personal profile] sisconning 2014-11-17 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[It's dizzying and disturbing. Nesso is definitely not a fan. And that flash of mouth and teeth has the redhead's eyes widening. Oh no, not good. Something out of a strange nightmare.

So yeah, umm, Nesso is game.]


Absolutely. After you. [Chivalry. Something. Lead on, and he'll bring up the rear make sure that Hilda is not going to catch them. ...if they're lucky. He's not really feeling that lucky.]
rollin: by me (anime 26)

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[personal profile] rollin 2014-11-16 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Like hell we're going on one!

[ It didn't matter who Shion was. He had to say something. ]

She's been flashing us all this time, but now she's flashing for real, oi...
labsmokes: (♟ neon)

[personal profile] labsmokes 2014-11-16 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Yata, she watched your ears go from normal, natural healthy colours to a particularly dangerous shade of red. Is holo-flickering really something you should be concerned about? She plants her hands on the table and makes to stand. ]

Yeah. I'd say that's a good sign that class is over, wouldn't you?

[ Meanwhile, 10 seconds to holo failure. For now, they can probably see odd sorts of things-- an antennae. A little bit of exoskeleton!

Oooooh. ]
rollin: by me (gakuen 06)

[personal profile] rollin 2014-11-16 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Red is the color of champions and embarrassing nosebleed he had the fortune of not getting today, leave him alone. He'd be more scared of Shion than Hilda if the latter wasn't actually an alien creature in disguise. ]

You're too calm about this! [ But he pushes himself out of his seat. ] Everyone, get out! Out, out, out!

[ They're already doing that, Yata. He isn't, though. Not yet. ]

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souredsweet: mewtube (right through you)

b!

[personal profile] souredsweet 2014-11-16 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
[A TRAGEDY, when food turns out worse than expected. Kaoru notes the disappointment, but more importantly, burger.]

I would be wary of that type of food in particular, miss...

[Burgers have caused Problems™ in the past.]
labsmokes: (♟ nitrogen)

[personal profile] labsmokes 2014-11-16 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Please don't say these kind of things after she's taken a bite....

It's too late, though, she's chewed a bit so all she can do at this point is swallow and wear this overhang of mild worry like a guillotine over her head. She watched a couple of other people eat before she even tried hers, and they were still all right. ]


Why, what's wrong with them?
souredsweet: mewtube (onward still)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2014-11-17 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a look of vague apology present, but tragically that won't go back in time and undo that bite... Kaoru won't leave it at an unfinished explanation either, even though said apology bleeds from expression to voice.]

These ones may be fine, but these "burgers" have caused people issue before. Hallucinations, strange memories - things of that nature.
makigumo: (54)

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[personal profile] makigumo 2014-11-16 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Right? No way that's gonna woo anyone. Shihoudou is amused though, none the less.

But of course, she cant' resist when she hears something about bathrooms. ]


Need a poop break?
labsmokes: (♟ neon)

[personal profile] labsmokes 2014-11-16 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Anyone would want to poop after a display like th-- I mean. This is turning out to be some cross-training module, in any case. ]

A smoke break, more like. Wanna join me?
makigumo: (5)

[personal profile] makigumo 2014-11-16 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She makes a thoughtful noise; it's not that she doesn't want to see what happens from here on out, but she could leave stuff to the young ones. ]

Sure, why not. Something like that's always appreciated.

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puerilely: could be towards friends or enemies tbh (maybe it's since you're a basic bitch)

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[personal profile] puerilely 2014-11-16 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Guess who's from 1600 and doesn't get what holo is even supposed to be.. as far as he knows, this whole place was weird from the very moment he landed his ass here, and that opinion isn't about to change soon.

Hence why he looks so sceptical when she looks at him and speaks up. Because first of all, wow, why is a human speaking to him, don't they know who he is!! But secondly it's also just the very content of her words. ]


Huh? [ He's clearly not catching on, nope. ] You really need to announce that? [ Gosh, humans, so gross!! ]
lionly: (s ↯ the morning waits)

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[personal profile] lionly 2014-11-16 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
...That's how I feel about it too.

[Elza will remark with a wry smile nearby. He's taken only a small taste of this-- thing. Burgers aren't exactly big in a medieval-esque world. But this isn't his idea of a meal.

He sighs lightly, pushing his tray further from himself across his table.]
labsmokes: (♟ hydrogen)

[personal profile] labsmokes 2014-11-18 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ dayum those ears, son. ]

Right? It really is for the starving.

[ She seems quite partial to the fries though, judging by how she's waving that fry at the burger she's set down. They've got a certain amount of crispiness, hey. ]

You'd think that they'd at least treat us to steak after subjecting us to something like that.
lionly: (c ↯ they're clueless about)

[personal profile] lionly 2014-11-18 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ain't they just cute as hell]

I certainly wouldn't say no to a steak, either.

[Elza lifts up his hands helplessly.]

I suppose they just didn't feel sorry enough.
deontology: (V.)

bonus;

[personal profile] deontology 2014-11-16 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[And here's Sousei to make things even worse! Hello, friend. He's leaning against the wall of the building, but when he sees her eat it, he does have to offer up--]

I would not eat it. They have been known to put things in the food they've given us before.
labsmokes: (♟ silicon)

[personal profile] labsmokes 2014-11-18 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's probably rude to not swallow your food, but after something like that...

She spits it out-- politely, of course, and into a serviette -- but after taking a hard glance at it ("Ugh.")and following it on with a side-swivel in her chair so that she's looking at him, she asks quite pointedly: ]


And what kind of things are we talking about here?

[ If he says "preservatives", she's going to throw this burger at him. ]

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pure_confidence: (pic#7728388)

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[personal profile] pure_confidence 2014-11-17 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ And here Peggy had actually hoped to learn something new about CERES but she was just as disappointed as Shion, albeit for different reasons it would seem. Glancing Shion's way, she raised an eyebrow. ]

By all means. I'm sure our teacher would hardly notice our leaving as it is, considering her target of the moment.

[ At least she was cozying up to a guy who actually seemed to be enjoying it. Standing up, she gathered up her imaginary notepad and pencil. ]

It's a pity, however, that we couldn't actually learn something of value today. It could have been quite enjoyable if our tutor had been serious.
bigstick: (pic#8494239)

b is for bonuses and burgers

[personal profile] bigstick 2014-11-17 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's like he has a sixth sense for people who are disappointed in mcburgers. that sixth sense also brings him to convince those people OUT of being disappointed because HOW COULD YOU?

so as america finishes bullying his way into a second burger, he passes by poor shion and gives a pause at her expression. have a dude leaning against your mcceres booth with a completely concerned expression, and after a moment-- ]


... You gonna eat that?
labsmokes: (Default)

[personal profile] labsmokes 2014-11-18 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It tastes like fake food, America!! She hasn't had proper fast food in ages and it's still disappointing. Maybe it's her. Maybe it's the cheeseburger. Maybe it's Maybelline.

She leans back in her booth, burger still in her hands and just goes hmm. ]


Why, d'you want it?

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a.

[personal profile] playday 2014-11-17 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ The more she (it) flickers, the more Birthday wants to poke it. More than he already did when Hilda had been bending over, stretching, twirling her hair around a finger 'cause wow, this is like a dating sim come true and reality can only be confirmed by rude poking.

Only he doesn't get a chance in lieu of this sudden transition into a genre change, alas. There's a considering tilt to the head as he glances at Shion, back at Hilda, back to Shion. Hmm... ]


Ah, are we on a buddy system? Should we hold hands?
sunshrouded: (☀ why did i make a hit list last night)

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[personal profile] sunshrouded 2014-11-17 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tenka has been flustered and confused 90% of the time and now that their tutor is now flickering and.... changing into something that is not a cute lady tutor, he can confirm that he is confused 100% of the time.

At his fellow student (? is that really what's happening here, he's not sure) stretching, he tilts his head faintly before opening his mouth.

Then the hologram gives way entirely and he looks so uncomfortable it's unreal.

Immediately getting up and-]


Okay.

[SO DONE, SO SO SO DONE]
labsmokes: (♟ hydrogen)

[personal profile] labsmokes 2014-11-25 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ....................well now. ]

Right.

[ Not even gonna play coy there. We're hightailing it out of here, aren't we? Because it seems that the instructor seems suddenly aware of them standing up and that entire bug...creature...thing is currently turning towards them.

"Where are you going?" comes the question, and it starts to head their way. ]