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Who: CERES & you
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw

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Learning is Fundamental! Let's play CERESLearn

ViViD's usual worlds are unfortunately down for maintenance. While CERES' programmers work on getting it back up and running, all new entrees this round will be going through a different level than usual. Only a single world is accessible at the moment, a simple one entitled 'CERESLearn.' "What the $%@& is this?" you must be thinking. Well, it's simple!

It's a study program, of course! CERES' advanced AI technology is here to make sure you learn and that you learn sexily. Whether or not you pay attention to the actual content is up to you, the player. Please enjoy it while it lasts. They're here to teach you a variety of subjects and also to make you feel vaguely uncomfortable all over.

New arrivals and those logging into ViViD will first find themselves in a classroom with a new operator greeting them rather than Vidia.

"Greetings and welcome to Cerealia! It's nice of you to join us at last. As you can see, we're just about to get started!

Here are the instructions:

♥ Choose your subject of choice. They include things like medicine, math, CERES economics, CERES history, fun facts about Julius, engineering, and science!
♥ Choose your tutor. You can hire Astor, Hilda, or UN-Zippy
♥ They'll teach you slowly, deliberately, sensually. Then after that, they'll drill you hard and without stopping.
♥ Just when you think you've had enough, they'll quiz you all over until you're sweating and panting.
♥ For those of you who pass, you'll be welcomed well into Cerealia and be given a free voucher for a McCERES Mildly Content meal. Please enjoy!"

//SCENARIOS.EXE

PHASE I

[ xxxx ] Once you choose your lesson and your tutor, you will be transported to a classroom where you and a few other players who decide to choose the same lesson will sit with your tutor after school, getting knowledge taught to you by someone who seems more intent on learning what's under your clothes than filling your head with knowledge. They will be awkwardly stretching, dropping pencils by 'accident' on the floor, and bending down slowly to pick them up. Certain things might be spilling out of their clothes. Awkward things. They will breathe down your neck and make sure you are well-versed in their anatomy by the end of the lesson.

Fortunately, it won't last long as their bodies start to flicker erratically.

PHASE II

[ xxxx ] Just as things begin to escalate, the flickering will grow intense until your tutor will start to morph before your eyes. What takes their place is something that is anything but friendly. And yes, it will continue to breathe down your neck and speak in a sweet, soft, alluring voice while reaching out with its 'hands' to try and touch you.

This will be your cue to run through the halls of the school while That Thing chases you in every single direction imaginable. There will be others joining you as everyone starts bolting out of their classrooms.

PHASE III

[ xxxx ] Feeling tired already? Well, don't stop and rest now! For those who successfully murder their own tutor, they will get their food voucher and a lovely welcome into CERES. You've officially passed! Everyone will be allowed to mingle around the game room in the CERES Research Tower before being directed into McCERES just across the street. For those who were already in the colony, you will also receive a voucher and directions to McCERES at the end of the game in case you want to go meet up with the newcomers there or just eat some artery-killing fast food.

PHASE IV

[ xxxx ] For those who get eaten by That Thing or don't pass their quizzes and upset their tutors, they will be forced to endure the Price of Failure. This means being sent to the gym with the other 'failures' to endure a painfully slow and erotic striptease by UN-Zippy. Once that is over, they will then be logged out and allowed to have their complimentary McCERES voucher.

BONUS

[ whyo'clock ] Congratulations on surviving CERESLearn! Here's your complimentary voucher for a free Mildly Content Meal at McCERES. This month's special is also the McKnight Burger. Characters are immediately invited to take a load off and enjoy some good ol' fashion fast food of questionable origin. Those who decide to order and eat here will also get a special toy included inside their Mildly Content Meals.

[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's usual arrival experience (which is not entirely applicable this round for reasons stated above^) and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ Too late for that. ]

You sure? You seem awfully small to be twenty.

[ He wipes his sword clean before putting it back in its sheath, grinning at Kagemitsu. ]

[ Ass. It's because of things like these (and others) that he doesn't want to give Botan to you! ]

My stature has nothing to do with it! I'm just short! There are short people! Not everyone are huge like you are!

[ While Kagemitsu gets more irritated at Hirari, Poko goes to fetch the sheathes for the swords. ]

[ As if he's got any say in that. Botan's opinion is what matters here, not Kagemitsu's. ]

I'm not huge, I'm average. I guess that makes you super short.

[ Now that they've dealt with their monsters, what's next? Find a way out seems like a good idea. ]

[ Moron! Don't defile their Botan. ]

You are not! You're way too tall for a normal person.

[ Then again... Hirari is hardly normal. ]

[ He would never. ]

Doesn't matter, it's the perfect height for hugging Botan.

[ Who wants to be normal anyway? Come on sour grape, time to find a way out of this weird building. ]

[ Agh! He's way too obsessed with Botan! ]

I won't let you.

[ Not that he's as suspicious of Hirari as before, but because Botan is important. He won't let him until Botan states clearly that it's alright. ]

Like your opinion matters.

[ Kagemitsu knows very well whose opinion is the one that matters to him. ]

I love her, and she seems to love me back. That's the important part.

[ No, his opinion doesn't matter, Kagemitsu knows that, but damn it, he's not going to let Hirari decide as if he knows everything about Botan's feelings. ]

I'll believe it when she says it.

[ Of course he doesn't know all of her feelings, but he will do his best. And he's willing to do anything she wants him to if it makes her happy. ]

Don't worry, I'll get a way to get her back. Then we'll find out for sure.

[ As long as he doesn't do anything that's anything she doesn't want. Not that Botan would ever take any shit from anyone. ]

I'll only take her words for it, remember that.

Sure, whatever you say.

[ As long as it's not "never look at Botan again" or things along those lines he'll be fine. ]

[ He gives Hirari a deadpan look.

A long deadpan look. ]

Even though you have no intentions of listening to anything I tell you, Nii-san.

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