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[reparator]

Who: CERES & you
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw

//event005.EXE Learning is Fundamental! Let's play CERESLearn ViViD's usual worlds are unfortunately down for maintenance. While CERES' programmers work on getting it back up and running, all new entrees this round will be going through a different level than usual. Only a single world is accessible at the moment, a simple one entitled 'CERESLearn.' "What the $%@& is this?" you must be thinking. Well, it's simple! It's a study program, of course! CERES' advanced AI technology is here to make sure you learn and that you learn sexily. Whether or not you pay attention to the actual content is up to you, the player. Please enjoy it while it lasts. They're here to teach you a variety of subjects and also to make you feel vaguely uncomfortable all over. New arrivals and those logging into ViViD will first find themselves in a classroom with a new operator greeting them rather than Vidia. "Greetings and welcome to Cerealia! It's nice of you to join us at last. As you can see, we're just about to get started! Here are the instructions: ♥ Choose your subject of choice. They include things like medicine, math, CERES economics, CERES history, fun facts about Julius, engineering, and science! ♥ Choose your tutor. You can hire Astor, Hilda, or UN-Zippy ♥ They'll teach you slowly, deliberately, sensually. Then after that, they'll drill you hard and without stopping. ♥ Just when you think you've had enough, they'll quiz you all over until you're sweating and panting. ♥ For those of you who pass, you'll be welcomed well into Cerealia and be given a free voucher for a McCERES Mildly Content meal. Please enjoy!"

//SCENARIOS.EXE PHASE I [ xxxx ] Once you choose your lesson and your tutor, you will be transported to a classroom where you and a few other players who decide to choose the same lesson will sit with your tutor after school, getting knowledge taught to you by someone who seems more intent on learning what's under your clothes than filling your head with knowledge. They will be awkwardly stretching, dropping pencils by 'accident' on the floor, and bending down slowly to pick them up. Certain things might be spilling out of their clothes. Awkward things. They will breathe down your neck and make sure you are well-versed in their anatomy by the end of the lesson. Fortunately, it won't last long as their bodies start to flicker erratically. PHASE II [ xxxx ] Just as things begin to escalate, the flickering will grow intense until your tutor will start to morph before your eyes. What takes their place is something that is anything but friendly. And yes, it will continue to breathe down your neck and speak in a sweet, soft, alluring voice while reaching out with its 'hands' to try and touch you. This will be your cue to run through the halls of the school while That Thing chases you in every single direction imaginable. There will be others joining you as everyone starts bolting out of their classrooms. PHASE III [ xxxx ] Feeling tired already? Well, don't stop and rest now! For those who successfully murder their own tutor, they will get their food voucher and a lovely welcome into CERES. You've officially passed! Everyone will be allowed to mingle around the game room in the CERES Research Tower before being directed into McCERES just across the street. For those who were already in the colony, you will also receive a voucher and directions to McCERES at the end of the game in case you want to go meet up with the newcomers there or just eat some artery-killing fast food. PHASE IV [ xxxx ] For those who get eaten by That Thing or don't pass their quizzes and upset their tutors, they will be forced to endure the Price of Failure. This means being sent to the gym with the other 'failures' to endure a painfully slow and erotic striptease by UN-Zippy. Once that is over, they will then be logged out and allowed to have their complimentary McCERES voucher. BONUS [ whyo'clock ] Congratulations on surviving CERESLearn! Here's your complimentary voucher for a free Mildly Content Meal at McCERES. This month's special is also the McKnight Burger. Characters are immediately invited to take a load off and enjoy some good ol' fashion fast food of questionable origin. Those who decide to order and eat here will also get a special toy included inside their Mildly Content Meals. [ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's usual arrival experience (which is not entirely applicable this round for reasons stated above^) and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

Comments

[rollin]

Wish they'd just stuck with the program. [ He makes a complicated face as he lets out a sigh. ] I hate math...

[flaredo]

You and me both... but the tutor was pretty easy on the eyes.

For awhile.

[ LE SIGH. ]

[rollin]

Y-yeah. I guess.

[ Yata, Ludger said it was okay to admit that. Stop being too embarrassed. Stop blushing. ]

So... you fought it.

[flaredo]

Yep! I'm not interested in a guy who goes down in a single hit.

[rollin]

A hit?

[ Maybe he'd understand if Astor wasn't actually a giant carnivorous bug monster, but that gets him to look up. ]

What'd you hit him with?

[flaredo]

[ Holds up a fist with the air of a proud mother. ]

[rollin]

SERIOUSLY!?

[flaredo]

Seriously! I can pack a punch!

[rollin]

[ There exists a girl who's as strong as Mikoto... No! Mikoto's definitely stronger. Because Mikoto can't lose to a girl! Anyway, she's probably spouting some BS so—

whatever Yata's totally in denial ]

Yeah? Well... I need to see it to believe it!

[flaredo]

If you want me to knock you through a wall, you're buying me a milkshake first.

[rollin]

[ Well. Yata never backs down from a challenge. ]

What flavor?

[flaredo]

Chocolate!

[rollin]

[ He gets up, and a minute later, BAM. He's back with a chocolate milkshake. ]

[flaredo]

... Hey, not bad! You're a pretty willing masochist, aren't you? [ and he'll get a headpat for his troubles. ]

[rollin]

[ There's a two second delay before he gets to the part where he reels himself in, turns red up to his ears and grumbles. ]

I'm not a masochist! ... A-and don't touch me...

[ But he's okay with being punched, apparently. ]

So where'd you wanna do this?

[flaredo]

Not touching you is gonna be hard if you want to test me... but outside, probably.

[rollin]

[ He heads for the exit. ]

... C'mon!

[ Yata wants to make this quick! He doesn't want to talk to a girl for too long. You'd think he's break out in hives or something if he did... Once Yang is outside, he'll get into position.

He's just standing there, though. ]

Tell me when you're ready.

[ Like he's not the one getting punched... ]

[flaredo]

Uh, shouldn't that be your cue? Do you want me to aim for the face or the chest?

[rollin]

[ He turns his head away and thinks about it, then pounds his chest once with his fist. Lay it on him, Yang. He's ready. ]

[flaredo]

[ The instant his fist moves away from his chest, her own fist is flying out, a hard straight shot. She's not activating her Semblance, so thankfully, nothing is exploding in the general vicinity, but she's sent larger men and giant monsters flying with this type of force.

You asked, Yata. ]

[rollin]

[ He really did. Look at him fly... Yata lands quite a distance away, only stopping when he hits a wall. But he doesn't bounce off. Instead, he crashes and makes a hole in it thanks to his Aura, which he activates at the last second. Now, he didn't think he'd need it to minimize his injuries. He didn't even think of using his Aura to counter. Does he regret asking her to punch him, though? Maybe. ]

...awesome.

[ Maybe not. Even if it hurts, he slowly gets up and makes his way back to Yang. ]

Hey! Hey, hit me again!

[flaredo]

...

[ well, he's resilient, at least. ]

Weren't you yelling earlier about how I shouldn't touch you, and now you want seconds?

[rollin]

[ He sputters. ]

I wasn't yelling! And this and that are different! I wasn't—ugh—really ready... [ He winces as he places a hand over his chest. ] Just give me another shot!

[flaredo]

That's why I said it should be your cue... [ and she rests a hand on her hip. ] Why don't you tell me when you're ready, then?

[rollin]

Okay... okay. [ He takes in a deep breath, takes a more stable stance. Then, he furrows his brows as his eyes glow red. ] Ready!