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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-11-15 09:47 pm

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Who: CERES & you
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw

//event005.EXE

Learning is Fundamental! Let's play CERESLearn


ViViD's usual worlds are unfortunately down for maintenance. While CERES' programmers work on getting it back up and running, all new entrees this round will be going through a different level than usual. Only a single world is accessible at the moment, a simple one entitled 'CERESLearn.' "What the $%@& is this?" you must be thinking. Well, it's simple!

It's a study program, of course! CERES' advanced AI technology is here to make sure you learn and that you learn sexily. Whether or not you pay attention to the actual content is up to you, the player. Please enjoy it while it lasts. They're here to teach you a variety of subjects and also to make you feel vaguely uncomfortable all over.

New arrivals and those logging into ViViD will first find themselves in a classroom with a new operator greeting them rather than Vidia.
"Greetings and welcome to Cerealia! It's nice of you to join us at last. As you can see, we're just about to get started!

Here are the instructions:

♥ Choose your subject of choice. They include things like medicine, math, CERES economics, CERES history, fun facts about Julius, engineering, and science!
♥ Choose your tutor. You can hire Astor, Hilda, or UN-Zippy
♥ They'll teach you slowly, deliberately, sensually. Then after that, they'll drill you hard and without stopping.
♥ Just when you think you've had enough, they'll quiz you all over until you're sweating and panting.
♥ For those of you who pass, you'll be welcomed well into Cerealia and be given a free voucher for a McCERES Mildly Content meal. Please enjoy!"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Once you choose your lesson and your tutor, you will be transported to a classroom where you and a few other players who decide to choose the same lesson will sit with your tutor after school, getting knowledge taught to you by someone who seems more intent on learning what's under your clothes than filling your head with knowledge. They will be awkwardly stretching, dropping pencils by 'accident' on the floor, and bending down slowly to pick them up. Certain things might be spilling out of their clothes. Awkward things. They will breathe down your neck and make sure you are well-versed in their anatomy by the end of the lesson.

Fortunately, it won't last long as their bodies start to flicker erratically.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] Just as things begin to escalate, the flickering will grow intense until your tutor will start to morph before your eyes. What takes their place is something that is anything but friendly. And yes, it will continue to breathe down your neck and speak in a sweet, soft, alluring voice while reaching out with its 'hands' to try and touch you.

This will be your cue to run through the halls of the school while That Thing chases you in every single direction imaginable. There will be others joining you as everyone starts bolting out of their classrooms.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] Feeling tired already? Well, don't stop and rest now! For those who successfully murder their own tutor, they will get their food voucher and a lovely welcome into CERES. You've officially passed! Everyone will be allowed to mingle around the game room in the CERES Research Tower before being directed into McCERES just across the street. For those who were already in the colony, you will also receive a voucher and directions to McCERES at the end of the game in case you want to go meet up with the newcomers there or just eat some artery-killing fast food.

PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] For those who get eaten by That Thing or don't pass their quizzes and upset their tutors, they will be forced to endure the Price of Failure. This means being sent to the gym with the other 'failures' to endure a painfully slow and erotic striptease by UN-Zippy. Once that is over, they will then be logged out and allowed to have their complimentary McCERES voucher.

BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Congratulations on surviving CERESLearn! Here's your complimentary voucher for a free Mildly Content Meal at McCERES. This month's special is also the McKnight Burger. Characters are immediately invited to take a load off and enjoy some good ol' fashion fast food of questionable origin. Those who decide to order and eat here will also get a special toy included inside their Mildly Content Meals.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's usual arrival experience (which is not entirely applicable this round for reasons stated above^) and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


allweather: (must we)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-17 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Not long enough to take great notes, which is the real tragedy... Reim shakes his head quickly, regardless.]

No, no, it's quite alright! I'll catch up easily, as soon as we have a minute without harassment...

[He says as he frowns in Hilda's direction, mercifully while her back is turned and she isn't inspired to come back and do a split in front of them or something.]
springful: (perpetually silent and gloomy)

[personal profile] springful 2014-11-17 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
If you insist then. [She still sounds unsure, but debating it any further would just take up more time. Pencil in hand, she studiously takes down notes from his notebook. As Hilda turns around and starts to make her way back to them though, she tries to look like she's focused only on the notes as much as possible.

Please lady, just let them be nerds in peace...]
allweather: (tw: vincent is still here)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-17 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[While she takes notes, Reim assigns himself Hilda Watch Duty, or "continuing to frown at her" duty. It doesn't seem like being focused or unfocused has any bearing on when their teacher is going to harass them, so if he can distract her so at least one of them can work-]

Miss Hilda, if you don't mind? [This he says as he quite blatantly just flips his pen off the desk, away, so far away. She'll definitely go back to get it for him so she can do it in a bendy way, and Reim would be content to ignore this if- if she didn't sort of flicker on the way there. In a lower voice, to his note buddy:]

... Perhaps you should hurry with those, after all.
springful: (eating people feels kinda good)

[personal profile] springful 2014-11-19 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[She catches the flickering from the corner of her eye, but the moment she does her pencil freezes in place. When Hilda leaves, she whispers back with more than just a bit of concern.]

Just what is going on here?
allweather: (this isn't the icon i thought it was)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-19 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Reim holds back on answering until Hilda returns his pencil. He's quiet still until she drifts off to bother someone else, then in a concerned whisper of his own,] I am not entirely sure.

However, it appears our hosts have not been entirely honest about the true nature of our tutors. [...] We may want to leave.
springful: (perpetually silent and gloomy)

[personal profile] springful 2014-11-19 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
... I agree.

[She puts down her pencil and closes her notebook. Having been a good student back home, it felt a little bad to ditch a class in the middle of it, but it's not like Hilda had been really teaching them anyways. If she really was more than an uncomfortable, potentially non-human teacher, Sakura could feel bad about it later.]

Besides, we probably won't be learning anything of value anyways.
allweather: (:))

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-19 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
I think you're right.

[But will they be reported, or- something like that, for ditching in the middle? Hilda is easily occupied, but who knows if she suddenly develops an intensity for rules when someone is trying to break them-! Reim settles back in his seat and feigns looking busy with his notes, again. On some level he might be taking this too seriously, but on another, the woman flickered out of existence, so.]

We'll draw less attention if we leave separately. [He glances at her with a look he hopes conveys that he's not going to anti-ditch... he'll be there, really.] I will meet you at the end of the hall.
springful: (the totally a normal girl smile)

[personal profile] springful 2014-11-19 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[but reim splitting up never works out just look at a horror movie I MEAN]

Ah— okay. [She nods. It's a little nerve-wracking to go out on her own when she understands so little of what's going on, but his plan is sound. He was nice enough to offer his notes in the first place, so surely he'll meet up with her like he says, right? So she gives a small smile in return.] I'll see you soon then.

[Standing up, she mumbles something along the lines of "Excuse me, I need to go to the restroom!" just loud enough for Hilda to hear. (In the end she can't bring herself to straight up ditch....) There's no time for their fake tutor to stop her as she quickly makes her way out of the classroom and goes to the end of the hall.

Now, to wait.]
allweather: (well maybe you don't suck)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-19 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[he's never seen a movie so he's excused from logic!! obviously]

[Rather, he gives her one last nod before she leaves, and then he looks at the notes again. After counting to 20 and making sure Hilda is looking at someone else, he simply gets up and leaves... he's quite good at blending into the background when he wants to, and mercifully no one tries to stop him. Once he's out he looks around - which end of the hall, in retrospect that was vague of him - and heads over at a brisker pace when he spots her.]


There. Now, we simply have to find the exit... [until they're locked in for not popping an alien, but that's the next fun surprise.]
springful: (eating people feels kinda good)

[personal profile] springful 2014-11-19 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
[clearly someone has to enlighten him good thing their in high-tech land now]

That shouldn't be too hard. [A beat. She's reluctant to admit it, but she feels like this might be worth mentioning.] Although... Honestly, I don't even remember how I got here. Do you?
allweather: (no............. god no)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-20 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[the bug will....]

I... [oh] Now that you mention it, no. It was very sudden, wasn't it— but every building has to have an exit somewhere.
springful: (her ribbon's on the left!!)

[personal profile] springful 2014-11-21 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
[that's not the kind of enlightenment i was thinking of...]

Right. We had to have come in from somewhere. [They can think about this later. Escaping is the priority now!!] I'm sure it won't be too hard to find.
allweather: (adjusts)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-22 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[beggars can't be choosers...]

Right. [a nod!! he's determined. how long will it last.] If nothing else, we'll put distance between us and- her. Shall we?
springful: (fuck takeuchi ufotable is here)

[personal profile] springful 2014-11-24 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[nodding, things might be bad, but she's carefully optimistic about this!! for now at least...] Let's go.

[and off they go?! how long will it take for them to realize that there really is no door leading to an exit... or how long before they run into a tutor-turned monster bug more like.]
allweather: (little girls with giant dogs)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-24 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe, like, ten minutes... Reim is about to say something about how he's sure they've passed this classroom before, but then something horrid and bug-like passes by at the end of the hall and he just - stops. Entirely.]

Did you see, just now-?
springful: (tfw no senpai)

[personal profile] springful 2014-11-26 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
... I did. [Gulp. After having stopped in place too, she looks around the hallway frantically. This is looking worse and worse by the moment.] We need to get out of here, and quickly.