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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-11-15 09:47 pm

« 005 ⇢ event005.exe »

Who: CERES & you
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw

//event005.EXE

Learning is Fundamental! Let's play CERESLearn


ViViD's usual worlds are unfortunately down for maintenance. While CERES' programmers work on getting it back up and running, all new entrees this round will be going through a different level than usual. Only a single world is accessible at the moment, a simple one entitled 'CERESLearn.' "What the $%@& is this?" you must be thinking. Well, it's simple!

It's a study program, of course! CERES' advanced AI technology is here to make sure you learn and that you learn sexily. Whether or not you pay attention to the actual content is up to you, the player. Please enjoy it while it lasts. They're here to teach you a variety of subjects and also to make you feel vaguely uncomfortable all over.

New arrivals and those logging into ViViD will first find themselves in a classroom with a new operator greeting them rather than Vidia.
"Greetings and welcome to Cerealia! It's nice of you to join us at last. As you can see, we're just about to get started!

Here are the instructions:

♥ Choose your subject of choice. They include things like medicine, math, CERES economics, CERES history, fun facts about Julius, engineering, and science!
♥ Choose your tutor. You can hire Astor, Hilda, or UN-Zippy
♥ They'll teach you slowly, deliberately, sensually. Then after that, they'll drill you hard and without stopping.
♥ Just when you think you've had enough, they'll quiz you all over until you're sweating and panting.
♥ For those of you who pass, you'll be welcomed well into Cerealia and be given a free voucher for a McCERES Mildly Content meal. Please enjoy!"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Once you choose your lesson and your tutor, you will be transported to a classroom where you and a few other players who decide to choose the same lesson will sit with your tutor after school, getting knowledge taught to you by someone who seems more intent on learning what's under your clothes than filling your head with knowledge. They will be awkwardly stretching, dropping pencils by 'accident' on the floor, and bending down slowly to pick them up. Certain things might be spilling out of their clothes. Awkward things. They will breathe down your neck and make sure you are well-versed in their anatomy by the end of the lesson.

Fortunately, it won't last long as their bodies start to flicker erratically.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] Just as things begin to escalate, the flickering will grow intense until your tutor will start to morph before your eyes. What takes their place is something that is anything but friendly. And yes, it will continue to breathe down your neck and speak in a sweet, soft, alluring voice while reaching out with its 'hands' to try and touch you.

This will be your cue to run through the halls of the school while That Thing chases you in every single direction imaginable. There will be others joining you as everyone starts bolting out of their classrooms.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] Feeling tired already? Well, don't stop and rest now! For those who successfully murder their own tutor, they will get their food voucher and a lovely welcome into CERES. You've officially passed! Everyone will be allowed to mingle around the game room in the CERES Research Tower before being directed into McCERES just across the street. For those who were already in the colony, you will also receive a voucher and directions to McCERES at the end of the game in case you want to go meet up with the newcomers there or just eat some artery-killing fast food.

PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] For those who get eaten by That Thing or don't pass their quizzes and upset their tutors, they will be forced to endure the Price of Failure. This means being sent to the gym with the other 'failures' to endure a painfully slow and erotic striptease by UN-Zippy. Once that is over, they will then be logged out and allowed to have their complimentary McCERES voucher.

BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Congratulations on surviving CERESLearn! Here's your complimentary voucher for a free Mildly Content Meal at McCERES. This month's special is also the McKnight Burger. Characters are immediately invited to take a load off and enjoy some good ol' fashion fast food of questionable origin. Those who decide to order and eat here will also get a special toy included inside their Mildly Content Meals.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's usual arrival experience (which is not entirely applicable this round for reasons stated above^) and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


sunshrouded: (☀ why did i make a hit list last night)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2014-11-17 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sorry ancestor-san, but Tenka's a little distracted.

Because he's 98% sure that's his tanuki. So even in the middle of class he's making clicking noises with his tongue and trying to wave his hand to get Gerokichi's attention and if he happens to get Kagemitsu's too, so be it.

So he's just hissing-]


Gerokichi....! Gerokichi!!
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[personal profile] firstcloud 2014-11-17 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Pay some attention, descendant.

Poko snorts a Poko snort, and Kagemitsu, who was sure the random person was talking to someone else, is offended on the tanuki's behalf over the name, once he realizes that no, that guy is actually calling Poko a name starting with 'puke'. ]


Don't call Poko weird names.
sunshrouded: (☀ THAT PROOF MEANS NOTHING)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2014-11-26 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ . . . what. Tenka is blinking now, entirely befuddled because that's not what he was expecting.]

Who's Poko?
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[personal profile] firstcloud 2014-11-27 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's no 'what' about it, you know.

He picks up Poko protectively. ]


This is Poko.
sunshrouded: (☀ wow wtf my beer tab is 80 dollars)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2014-11-27 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
No way, that's Gerokichi. [he blinks] My younger brother named him and everything!
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[personal profile] firstcloud 2014-11-29 10:20 am (UTC)(link)
Poko doesn't have that name. It's Pokoya. [ Or Pokoai, sometimes. ] Poko's name has been Poko for decades.

[ Meanwhile, Poko is observing the strange young man. He feels familiar, even if he is unfamiliar. ]
sunshrouded: (☀ eating my chicken nuggets)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2014-11-29 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
Decades? [Well, at the very least, it explains why Gerokichi was around the shrine since even Tenka was little. But now he's just squinting and taking a closer look at Kagemitsu.] . . . Who are you exactly, speaking for Gerokichi like that?

[without introducing himself first, way to be respectful, tenka]
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[personal profile] firstcloud 2014-11-29 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, decades. [ Poko has always been there. Always been part of the family. Kagemitsu squints back at the insolent stranger. ] I'm Poko's family.
sunshrouded: (☀ THAT PROOF MEANS NOTHING)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2014-11-29 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not very helpful! [no really bro-] Does Poko's family have a name?
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[personal profile] firstcloud 2014-12-04 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do I have to be helpful when you haven't even introduced yourself? [ Not that his name is a secret or anything. ] It's Kumou Kagemitsu, though.
sunshrouded: (☀ i simply find it astounding)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2014-12-13 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Kumou Kage- [Tenka doesn't really hide his surprise at this because even he can recognize the name of the first head of his family.] Haaaaah?! How is that possible?!
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[personal profile] firstcloud 2014-12-17 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Congratulations, Tenka, you get a gold star. ] It's possible because it's the name I was given?
sunshrouded: (☀ just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2014-12-19 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
No, I mean - I'm Kumou Tenka! But waaaaaay down the line from you!

[try over a dozen generations]
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[personal profile] firstcloud 2014-12-21 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Let him just process this piece of information, so he can see if he's gotten this correctly. ]

.....down the line as in, uh, family line?
sunshrouded: (☀ THAT PROOF MEANS NOTHING)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2014-12-23 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Y...eah....

[It sounds on even his own tongue, to be fair.]

I'm the 14th Head.
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[personal profile] firstcloud 2014-12-28 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...14th... ]

That really is a bit way down the line.

[ He never thought his family would get that many heads. ]
sunshrouded: (☀ our party was the most epic party)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2014-12-29 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Well at least that much manages to get Tenka to laugh.]

You're telling me. It's a big family- sort of.
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[personal profile] firstcloud 2014-12-29 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
So it would seem.

[ He grins suddenly, and puts Poko down on the ground. ]

That makes me really happy.

[ Sorry Tenka, he's just gonna give you a hug. ]
sunshrouded: (☀ i just walked into the party)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2014-12-30 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . . that's really sudden and Tenka's not sure if he's being respectful enough of his family but.

Nah man, he loves hugs.

So he's just going to laugh and return that hug happily.]


I'm glad!! I hope that we're doing you proud.
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[personal profile] firstcloud 2015-01-10 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's just going to continue hugging, with Poko coming up on their shoulders to join in a tanuki-way of a group hug. ]

I'm sure you are. You're my descendants, after all!

[ He might be a little biased here but that's totally fine, right? ]