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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-11-15 09:47 pm

« 005 ⇢ event005.exe »

Who: CERES & you
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw

//event005.EXE

Learning is Fundamental! Let's play CERESLearn


ViViD's usual worlds are unfortunately down for maintenance. While CERES' programmers work on getting it back up and running, all new entrees this round will be going through a different level than usual. Only a single world is accessible at the moment, a simple one entitled 'CERESLearn.' "What the $%@& is this?" you must be thinking. Well, it's simple!

It's a study program, of course! CERES' advanced AI technology is here to make sure you learn and that you learn sexily. Whether or not you pay attention to the actual content is up to you, the player. Please enjoy it while it lasts. They're here to teach you a variety of subjects and also to make you feel vaguely uncomfortable all over.

New arrivals and those logging into ViViD will first find themselves in a classroom with a new operator greeting them rather than Vidia.
"Greetings and welcome to Cerealia! It's nice of you to join us at last. As you can see, we're just about to get started!

Here are the instructions:

♥ Choose your subject of choice. They include things like medicine, math, CERES economics, CERES history, fun facts about Julius, engineering, and science!
♥ Choose your tutor. You can hire Astor, Hilda, or UN-Zippy
♥ They'll teach you slowly, deliberately, sensually. Then after that, they'll drill you hard and without stopping.
♥ Just when you think you've had enough, they'll quiz you all over until you're sweating and panting.
♥ For those of you who pass, you'll be welcomed well into Cerealia and be given a free voucher for a McCERES Mildly Content meal. Please enjoy!"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Once you choose your lesson and your tutor, you will be transported to a classroom where you and a few other players who decide to choose the same lesson will sit with your tutor after school, getting knowledge taught to you by someone who seems more intent on learning what's under your clothes than filling your head with knowledge. They will be awkwardly stretching, dropping pencils by 'accident' on the floor, and bending down slowly to pick them up. Certain things might be spilling out of their clothes. Awkward things. They will breathe down your neck and make sure you are well-versed in their anatomy by the end of the lesson.

Fortunately, it won't last long as their bodies start to flicker erratically.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] Just as things begin to escalate, the flickering will grow intense until your tutor will start to morph before your eyes. What takes their place is something that is anything but friendly. And yes, it will continue to breathe down your neck and speak in a sweet, soft, alluring voice while reaching out with its 'hands' to try and touch you.

This will be your cue to run through the halls of the school while That Thing chases you in every single direction imaginable. There will be others joining you as everyone starts bolting out of their classrooms.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] Feeling tired already? Well, don't stop and rest now! For those who successfully murder their own tutor, they will get their food voucher and a lovely welcome into CERES. You've officially passed! Everyone will be allowed to mingle around the game room in the CERES Research Tower before being directed into McCERES just across the street. For those who were already in the colony, you will also receive a voucher and directions to McCERES at the end of the game in case you want to go meet up with the newcomers there or just eat some artery-killing fast food.

PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] For those who get eaten by That Thing or don't pass their quizzes and upset their tutors, they will be forced to endure the Price of Failure. This means being sent to the gym with the other 'failures' to endure a painfully slow and erotic striptease by UN-Zippy. Once that is over, they will then be logged out and allowed to have their complimentary McCERES voucher.

BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Congratulations on surviving CERESLearn! Here's your complimentary voucher for a free Mildly Content Meal at McCERES. This month's special is also the McKnight Burger. Characters are immediately invited to take a load off and enjoy some good ol' fashion fast food of questionable origin. Those who decide to order and eat here will also get a special toy included inside their Mildly Content Meals.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's usual arrival experience (which is not entirely applicable this round for reasons stated above^) and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


sunshrouded: (☀ THAT PROOF MEANS NOTHING)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2014-11-17 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hirari doesn't know who he is? Also why is he dressed so weirdly? What the hell happened while he was gone?

these are all very important questions and if Tenka stopped to think about them more, he might come up with something better than-]


Amnesia...?! You're too young to already be forgetting me!!
snakebait: (hot)

[personal profile] snakebait 2014-12-05 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't even know what that is. I don't know you.

[ This guy is an insane person, isn't he? Why is he acting like he knows him, and why is he saying words that doesn't mean anything? Is it the way children sometimes make up fantasy words? ]
sunshrouded: (☀ wow wtf my beer tab is 80 dollars)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2014-12-07 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure you do! [You were supposed to be the one to kill him if the Orochi ran rampant, what's up with you, Hirari.] Kumou Tenka? 14th Head of the Kumou Shrine?

Jeeze, what has this place done to you....?
snakebait: (scuse me what?!)

[personal profile] snakebait 2014-12-07 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
No I d- [ Wait what did he just say? ] The number what now?

[ He has to attempt to push his 'teacher' back again, but he keeps on staring at Tenka. Isn't Kagemitsu the first one? ]
sunshrouded: (☀ fuck anything in the morning)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2014-12-13 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
14? You know, Dad - Kumou Taiko - was the 13th. Pretty sure that's how math works.

[RIGHT??]

Jeeze, did they hit you really hard in the head or something?
snakebait: (jiiiii)

[personal profile] snakebait 2014-12-13 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't try to pull one over me, Kagemitsu doesn't have any kids.

[ He's lost him completely with his nonsense now. ]
sunshrouded: (☀ my signature was forged??)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2014-12-16 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Wait - how do you know the first head of my family? I've never told you anything about my family history...!

[the miscommunication continues]
snakebait: (back off her)

[personal profile] snakebait 2014-12-23 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
You're a Kumou? For real? You're kidding!

[ Kagemitsu's... cousin? Distant relative? ]

Of course I know him, he's a brat and we've fought together.
sunshrouded: (☀ wow wtf my beer tab is 80 dollars)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2014-12-23 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Haaaa?! Of course I'm a Kumou! Do you really not remember me at all?

[will they ever figure this out]

I don't think I'm supposed to just accept you saying the first head of my family is a brat though....
snakebait: (unnnnn)

[personal profile] snakebait 2014-12-24 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
How could I? How do you even know Kagemitsu? He hasn't mentioned any relatives.

[ Not that they've had the time for talk about such things, but that's not the point. ]

What's wrong with calling a brat a brat?
sunshrouded: (☀ THAT PROOF MEANS NOTHING)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2014-12-27 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
It's a long story but basically I'm the 14th Head of the Kumou family whereas he's the start-

How the hell do you know him, though?! You weren't even born back then....!

[personal profile] snakebait 2014-12-28 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you mean "back then", I know I should be dead by now, but I'm just 20 years old.

I know him because I've met him, of course. [ This is getting nowhere. ]
sunshrouded: (☀ wow wtf my beer tab is 80 dollars)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2014-12-29 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
I mean - I know you as Hirari now! [well, sort of "now"] You're a police officer! Pushy but not a bad guy, I guess. Obsessed with my little brother's teacher which is a little weird.....
snakebait: (hot)

[personal profile] snakebait 2014-12-30 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I've never been a police officer, I'd know if I had been. [ Obviously. He's not senile. ] And I'm only interested in Botan, why would I be interested in anyone else?
sunshrouded: (☀ THAT PROOF MEANS NOTHING)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-01-03 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Wha- No, that's her! That's my brother's school teacher!

Her name is Botan.... Purple hair, really honest eyes? Are we talking about the same person?
snakebait: (gurrrrrrr)

[personal profile] snakebait 2015-01-03 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Botan's not a teacher. [ What is this guy on? ] That... really sounds like her though. Except the teacher part.

[ Now hang on a minute. ]

What, are you out to get her? I won't let you.
sunshrouded: (☀ did i hear you correctly)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-01-04 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
No, I was making sure she wasn't out to get my brother!

[this sounds so strange]

But she's definitely a teacher.
snakebait: (u for real)

[personal profile] snakebait 2015-01-07 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would she be out to get some brother of yours when we're getting married?

[ Really for real, when he finds her he's going to propose properly.

Also, he's going to keep a track on that brother of his. ]


That's the first time I've heard about that.
sunshrouded: (☀ i simply find it astounding)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-01-08 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Ehhhhh?! You're getting married to Botan-sensei?

[This is going nowhere really, really fast.]
snakebait: (ilu)

[personal profile] snakebait 2015-01-08 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I was planing to, but then she disappeared. I just have to find a way to get her back again.

[ He is not yet aware of how long it's going to take, but he won't mind, not for her. ]

She's the woman of my life, of course I'll marry her.
sunshrouded: (☀ THAT PROOF MEANS NOTHING)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-01-09 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[okay at this point Tenka doesn't even know she's a shikigami so-]

If she disappeared, doesn't that mean she doesn't want to marry you?

[ASSUMING SHE JUST RAN.....]
snakebait: (hate u)

[personal profile] snakebait 2015-01-09 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He sputters, and sends Tenka a majorly insulted glare. ]

Not like that, she turned into a talisman because we defeated the Orochi.

[ Tenka you're a dumbass ]
sunshrouded: (☀ lmfao this'll be good)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-01-10 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . . . WHAT.]

She did what...? No way we're talking about the same Botan then.

[GOD THIS IS HOPELESS]
snakebait: (>:|)

[personal profile] snakebait 2015-01-10 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You described her spot on, except for the teacher part.

[ Now he's back to looking really suspicious. ]
sunshrouded: (☀ just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes)

[personal profile] sunshrouded 2015-01-10 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
But Botan-sensei's just a school teacher who somehow got her hands on an Orochi scroll.... I think.

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