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[reparator]

Who: CERES & you
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw

//event005.EXE Learning is Fundamental! Let's play CERESLearn ViViD's usual worlds are unfortunately down for maintenance. While CERES' programmers work on getting it back up and running, all new entrees this round will be going through a different level than usual. Only a single world is accessible at the moment, a simple one entitled 'CERESLearn.' "What the $%@& is this?" you must be thinking. Well, it's simple! It's a study program, of course! CERES' advanced AI technology is here to make sure you learn and that you learn sexily. Whether or not you pay attention to the actual content is up to you, the player. Please enjoy it while it lasts. They're here to teach you a variety of subjects and also to make you feel vaguely uncomfortable all over. New arrivals and those logging into ViViD will first find themselves in a classroom with a new operator greeting them rather than Vidia. "Greetings and welcome to Cerealia! It's nice of you to join us at last. As you can see, we're just about to get started! Here are the instructions: ♥ Choose your subject of choice. They include things like medicine, math, CERES economics, CERES history, fun facts about Julius, engineering, and science! ♥ Choose your tutor. You can hire Astor, Hilda, or UN-Zippy ♥ They'll teach you slowly, deliberately, sensually. Then after that, they'll drill you hard and without stopping. ♥ Just when you think you've had enough, they'll quiz you all over until you're sweating and panting. ♥ For those of you who pass, you'll be welcomed well into Cerealia and be given a free voucher for a McCERES Mildly Content meal. Please enjoy!"

//SCENARIOS.EXE PHASE I [ xxxx ] Once you choose your lesson and your tutor, you will be transported to a classroom where you and a few other players who decide to choose the same lesson will sit with your tutor after school, getting knowledge taught to you by someone who seems more intent on learning what's under your clothes than filling your head with knowledge. They will be awkwardly stretching, dropping pencils by 'accident' on the floor, and bending down slowly to pick them up. Certain things might be spilling out of their clothes. Awkward things. They will breathe down your neck and make sure you are well-versed in their anatomy by the end of the lesson. Fortunately, it won't last long as their bodies start to flicker erratically. PHASE II [ xxxx ] Just as things begin to escalate, the flickering will grow intense until your tutor will start to morph before your eyes. What takes their place is something that is anything but friendly. And yes, it will continue to breathe down your neck and speak in a sweet, soft, alluring voice while reaching out with its 'hands' to try and touch you. This will be your cue to run through the halls of the school while That Thing chases you in every single direction imaginable. There will be others joining you as everyone starts bolting out of their classrooms. PHASE III [ xxxx ] Feeling tired already? Well, don't stop and rest now! For those who successfully murder their own tutor, they will get their food voucher and a lovely welcome into CERES. You've officially passed! Everyone will be allowed to mingle around the game room in the CERES Research Tower before being directed into McCERES just across the street. For those who were already in the colony, you will also receive a voucher and directions to McCERES at the end of the game in case you want to go meet up with the newcomers there or just eat some artery-killing fast food. PHASE IV [ xxxx ] For those who get eaten by That Thing or don't pass their quizzes and upset their tutors, they will be forced to endure the Price of Failure. This means being sent to the gym with the other 'failures' to endure a painfully slow and erotic striptease by UN-Zippy. Once that is over, they will then be logged out and allowed to have their complimentary McCERES voucher. BONUS [ whyo'clock ] Congratulations on surviving CERESLearn! Here's your complimentary voucher for a free Mildly Content Meal at McCERES. This month's special is also the McKnight Burger. Characters are immediately invited to take a load off and enjoy some good ol' fashion fast food of questionable origin. Those who decide to order and eat here will also get a special toy included inside their Mildly Content Meals. [ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's usual arrival experience (which is not entirely applicable this round for reasons stated above^) and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

Comments

[puerilely]

Disgusting.

[ Yeah, that's.. clearly a reasonable answer to that question! Fully answers it and everything. Aren't you glad to meet such sane, reasonable people, Soujirou.. especially since Shuu gives the thing one more kick, manages to hit it straight in the eye (making the most gross sound ever) before finally fully turning to the other guy. ]

Putting on such a disgusting act, looking so disgusting.. they're just stupid mindless creatures. No wonder it died so easily.. [ Even though it's a gigantic.. monster.. worm.. whatever it is. Something most people would consider a threat, anyway. ]

[eversmiling]

[ I mean, with a reaction like that, Soujirou half feels like he should invite him to the Juppongatana, so... Just like home!! ]

Hmm, you're probably right! I was hoping to see for myself, but I can't complain if someone beat me to it. How long have you been picking at the corpse?

[puerilely]

Who knows? [ Alas, it's not really like he has an answer to that anymore.. he sort of lost it for a moment there right after he killed it, so who knows. He could have been here for twenty minutes kicking the corpse already just to feel a little more fulfilled..

But even though Soujirou is a ~smelly human~ too and all (at least, that's what he assumes since he can't sense anything demon-y about him), at least he isn't flipping out or being generally annoying, so hey. Shuu will take it. Hence why he's actually getting a little calmer. ]

I doubt it's going to suffer enough anyway for what it's caused.. it seems like I'm going to have to find the people behind it. [ His tone doesn't suggest "to have a friendly chat over tea" or anything. ]

[eversmiling]

[ Soujirou is indeed just a normal human, but considering his attitude towards the situation in front of him, that would almost be hard to believe... His smile doesn't change or falter at all, and he just nods like that makes totally sense. ]

Well, good luck! They're pretty evasive in the first place. The people that own the company appear every once in a while, but they're probably still hard to get to, I'd guess. Important people like that usually are.

[puerilely]

[ Hey, at least it helps Shuu talk with him a little more normally.. if you can call conversing while they're standing next to the bug creature's corpse "normally", I guess..

But he's not out to try and murder Soujirou as well, so I'll chalk it up as a small victory for his social skills. ]

Oh, you don't know..? As long as you're strong enough, you can lure out even the important people.

[ He beat up Mitsunari, okay, that's good enough for him. ]

And I definitely know a way they won't be able to ignore me! [ It's said a little too cheerfully all of a sudden.. like a little kid that's got a great (but incredibly stupid) plan out of nowhere. He's even smiling at the other guy. ]