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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-11-15 09:47 pm

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Who: CERES & you
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw

//event005.EXE

Learning is Fundamental! Let's play CERESLearn


ViViD's usual worlds are unfortunately down for maintenance. While CERES' programmers work on getting it back up and running, all new entrees this round will be going through a different level than usual. Only a single world is accessible at the moment, a simple one entitled 'CERESLearn.' "What the $%@& is this?" you must be thinking. Well, it's simple!

It's a study program, of course! CERES' advanced AI technology is here to make sure you learn and that you learn sexily. Whether or not you pay attention to the actual content is up to you, the player. Please enjoy it while it lasts. They're here to teach you a variety of subjects and also to make you feel vaguely uncomfortable all over.

New arrivals and those logging into ViViD will first find themselves in a classroom with a new operator greeting them rather than Vidia.
"Greetings and welcome to Cerealia! It's nice of you to join us at last. As you can see, we're just about to get started!

Here are the instructions:

♥ Choose your subject of choice. They include things like medicine, math, CERES economics, CERES history, fun facts about Julius, engineering, and science!
♥ Choose your tutor. You can hire Astor, Hilda, or UN-Zippy
♥ They'll teach you slowly, deliberately, sensually. Then after that, they'll drill you hard and without stopping.
♥ Just when you think you've had enough, they'll quiz you all over until you're sweating and panting.
♥ For those of you who pass, you'll be welcomed well into Cerealia and be given a free voucher for a McCERES Mildly Content meal. Please enjoy!"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Once you choose your lesson and your tutor, you will be transported to a classroom where you and a few other players who decide to choose the same lesson will sit with your tutor after school, getting knowledge taught to you by someone who seems more intent on learning what's under your clothes than filling your head with knowledge. They will be awkwardly stretching, dropping pencils by 'accident' on the floor, and bending down slowly to pick them up. Certain things might be spilling out of their clothes. Awkward things. They will breathe down your neck and make sure you are well-versed in their anatomy by the end of the lesson.

Fortunately, it won't last long as their bodies start to flicker erratically.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] Just as things begin to escalate, the flickering will grow intense until your tutor will start to morph before your eyes. What takes their place is something that is anything but friendly. And yes, it will continue to breathe down your neck and speak in a sweet, soft, alluring voice while reaching out with its 'hands' to try and touch you.

This will be your cue to run through the halls of the school while That Thing chases you in every single direction imaginable. There will be others joining you as everyone starts bolting out of their classrooms.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] Feeling tired already? Well, don't stop and rest now! For those who successfully murder their own tutor, they will get their food voucher and a lovely welcome into CERES. You've officially passed! Everyone will be allowed to mingle around the game room in the CERES Research Tower before being directed into McCERES just across the street. For those who were already in the colony, you will also receive a voucher and directions to McCERES at the end of the game in case you want to go meet up with the newcomers there or just eat some artery-killing fast food.

PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] For those who get eaten by That Thing or don't pass their quizzes and upset their tutors, they will be forced to endure the Price of Failure. This means being sent to the gym with the other 'failures' to endure a painfully slow and erotic striptease by UN-Zippy. Once that is over, they will then be logged out and allowed to have their complimentary McCERES voucher.

BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Congratulations on surviving CERESLearn! Here's your complimentary voucher for a free Mildly Content Meal at McCERES. This month's special is also the McKnight Burger. Characters are immediately invited to take a load off and enjoy some good ol' fashion fast food of questionable origin. Those who decide to order and eat here will also get a special toy included inside their Mildly Content Meals.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's usual arrival experience (which is not entirely applicable this round for reasons stated above^) and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


derepressed: (youuuu idiot)

[personal profile] derepressed 2014-11-17 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like to think that they aren't telling the truth... but if they aren't, then I don't know that I like living under the power of people who would tell a lie like that.

[Chizuru, perhaps, has more apprehensions about CERES and its intentions than she should; having been in a place very much like this one before, though, she feels it is somewhat justified.

Anyway, she smiles at Russia before taking the first steps in the direction of her workplace.]


Yes, I'll show you the way! It isn't far at all.

[She's used to walking, anyway, so it doesn't really seem like it's a far distance. But she'll lead the way! Let's play follow the leader...]

Um - I'm sorry... I forgot to introduce myself before. My name is Chizuru Yukimura... it's very nice to meet you, um...?
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[personal profile] nyet 2014-11-17 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It would be a very cruel lie to tell. But I will find out, if they are. [ and he'll make it a point to return that cruelty in kind, but for now...

russia follows, glancing this way and that at the buildings they pass, marveling at the the newness and the strangeness. at chizuru's introduction, he pauses for a brief moment—seemingly to struggle internally over one thing or another—and then answers:
]

Ah, how rude of me! It must have slipped both our minds. Pleased to meet you, Miss Yukimura; I am Russia.

[ this time, his smile is entirely genuine. he seems to have pulled himself together enough to do that, at least! congratulations, you've just met a country. ]
derepressed: (you bore me but food doesn't)

[personal profile] derepressed 2014-11-19 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Russia..?

[On the one hand, she feels like she probably should know that name. On the other, even though her companions had been involved with politics, Chizuru herself hasn't; most of the names of places that she knows are places in Japan.

She's a little afraid to ask if he was actually named after a place for fear that she'll have mixed it up with something else and he'll just think she's really weird... so she smiles, instead.]


Mm. I hope that we can get along. [The more friends people have, the better, she thinks!]
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[personal profile] nyet 2014-11-19 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Да, Russia.

[ don't worry about it, chizuru—he didn't really hang around japan much until the early 1800s, and then that... quickly deteriorated. that doesn't stop him from being slightly surprised at her reaction, though; usually, people tend to react with disbelief or amusement when he tells them his name—not that he's in the particular habit of telling people his name. for the most part, they just know him as ivan. ah, country issues.

then again, it's almost... refreshing, in a way. her understated reaction. not a problem! he will just have to teach her about himself later.
]

I would like that.

[ he's thinking almost exactly the same thing! haha, there's no way this could possibly go wrong. ]
derepressed: (OH nope it's okay)

[personal profile] derepressed 2014-11-20 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[just wait til next even, they'll probably all end up trying to murder each other...

ANYWAY, they continue walking for a little bit, and soon enough there they are... just outside the cosplay café! It looks like most of the waitresses are dressed up as catgirls today, and Chizuru inwardly thanks her lucky stars that she's off from work.]


Right this way..!

[In they go, and she snags a menu to hand to him.]

Um - whatever sounds good on there... just let me know, and I'll get it!
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[personal profile] nyet 2014-11-20 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ completely unbefitting a grown man of his size, and bizarrely at odds with his earlier mood, russia actually giggles as they approach the café. ]

What's this? [ catgirls? IN A RESTAURANT? girls dressed as cats. and now you know what a cosplay café is, russia. chizuru, you're officially his favorite. ]

Ah, they're so cute...

[ once inside, he has to physically resist pulling on a passing waitress' fake cat ear just to see how she'll react—which would probably get him in a lot of trouble—but he has plenty of time to be a nuisance later. for now, he takes the menu from chizuru and starts to look through it. ]

I would like some tea, I think. Black, if you have it? With lemon and sugar. [ a beat, and then: ] And your, ah, soup of the day.