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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-11-15 09:47 pm

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Who: CERES & you
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw

//event005.EXE

Learning is Fundamental! Let's play CERESLearn


ViViD's usual worlds are unfortunately down for maintenance. While CERES' programmers work on getting it back up and running, all new entrees this round will be going through a different level than usual. Only a single world is accessible at the moment, a simple one entitled 'CERESLearn.' "What the $%@& is this?" you must be thinking. Well, it's simple!

It's a study program, of course! CERES' advanced AI technology is here to make sure you learn and that you learn sexily. Whether or not you pay attention to the actual content is up to you, the player. Please enjoy it while it lasts. They're here to teach you a variety of subjects and also to make you feel vaguely uncomfortable all over.

New arrivals and those logging into ViViD will first find themselves in a classroom with a new operator greeting them rather than Vidia.
"Greetings and welcome to Cerealia! It's nice of you to join us at last. As you can see, we're just about to get started!

Here are the instructions:

♥ Choose your subject of choice. They include things like medicine, math, CERES economics, CERES history, fun facts about Julius, engineering, and science!
♥ Choose your tutor. You can hire Astor, Hilda, or UN-Zippy
♥ They'll teach you slowly, deliberately, sensually. Then after that, they'll drill you hard and without stopping.
♥ Just when you think you've had enough, they'll quiz you all over until you're sweating and panting.
♥ For those of you who pass, you'll be welcomed well into Cerealia and be given a free voucher for a McCERES Mildly Content meal. Please enjoy!"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Once you choose your lesson and your tutor, you will be transported to a classroom where you and a few other players who decide to choose the same lesson will sit with your tutor after school, getting knowledge taught to you by someone who seems more intent on learning what's under your clothes than filling your head with knowledge. They will be awkwardly stretching, dropping pencils by 'accident' on the floor, and bending down slowly to pick them up. Certain things might be spilling out of their clothes. Awkward things. They will breathe down your neck and make sure you are well-versed in their anatomy by the end of the lesson.

Fortunately, it won't last long as their bodies start to flicker erratically.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] Just as things begin to escalate, the flickering will grow intense until your tutor will start to morph before your eyes. What takes their place is something that is anything but friendly. And yes, it will continue to breathe down your neck and speak in a sweet, soft, alluring voice while reaching out with its 'hands' to try and touch you.

This will be your cue to run through the halls of the school while That Thing chases you in every single direction imaginable. There will be others joining you as everyone starts bolting out of their classrooms.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] Feeling tired already? Well, don't stop and rest now! For those who successfully murder their own tutor, they will get their food voucher and a lovely welcome into CERES. You've officially passed! Everyone will be allowed to mingle around the game room in the CERES Research Tower before being directed into McCERES just across the street. For those who were already in the colony, you will also receive a voucher and directions to McCERES at the end of the game in case you want to go meet up with the newcomers there or just eat some artery-killing fast food.

PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] For those who get eaten by That Thing or don't pass their quizzes and upset their tutors, they will be forced to endure the Price of Failure. This means being sent to the gym with the other 'failures' to endure a painfully slow and erotic striptease by UN-Zippy. Once that is over, they will then be logged out and allowed to have their complimentary McCERES voucher.

BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Congratulations on surviving CERESLearn! Here's your complimentary voucher for a free Mildly Content Meal at McCERES. This month's special is also the McKnight Burger. Characters are immediately invited to take a load off and enjoy some good ol' fashion fast food of questionable origin. Those who decide to order and eat here will also get a special toy included inside their Mildly Content Meals.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's usual arrival experience (which is not entirely applicable this round for reasons stated above^) and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


allweather: (do you even speak fake victorian)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-18 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[what's a god to a nonbeliever

Reim takes in this jungle news with an only mildly weary expression, just mildly... He'll have to upgrade that later, when the sheer depth of that absurdity sinks in.]


Really... That's hard to believe, but after today— Well, you know.

[He thinks about it; there seem to be two obvious possibilities up front: CERES is not only suspicious but definitely up to some shady stuff, or there's a third group after the company and themselves, the people brought in. He's willing to consider that until someone tips their hand.]

A young woman at the festival brought up the idea of this place's original inhabitants having a grudge of sorts against that man, Julius. I don't know if she was merely speculating, of course, but... [A shrug, as he trails off. So. Has anyone mentioned that. Huh.]
harepiece: (that's a surprise)

[personal profile] harepiece 2014-11-18 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
[APPARENTLY NOT judging by Oz's expression. That seems as legit as any other explanation, though... Considering most of them boil down to grasping at straws in the end, any theory that seems to have a little more substance is one that he'll remember a little faster.]

That's possible. Those people who showed up and tried to get people to play along had to come from somewhere... [Maybe inside CERES, maybe a bunch of rude miscreants living in the gutters... It Is A Mystery.]

Guessing seems like it's the only thing that most people can manage. People seem really willing to talk about it and speculate, though! [Which, he imagines, is good for Reim and his undying thirst to write Everything down.]
allweather: (put it down)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-19 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Writing everything down is his calling, right after passive-aggressively suggesting someone else write things down.]

I hope they're serious about it, then. [He has a higher standard than "this sucks" "yeah," so these unnamed people had better not disappoint him!!]

Well, we'll deal with that when more information is available. For instance, what exactly went wrong with this food.
harepiece: (hoovers up all the food)

[personal profile] harepiece 2014-11-19 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Reim, the golden child... Oz has nothing to say on the matter of seriousness though, since he doesn't really know any of the people he's talked to well enough to determine whether or not they're all talk or will actually put forth effort. HE'LL SURE TRY... with his peanut-sized amount of knowledge.

But!! More importantly:]


Did you try some? People are really split with their opinion of it.
allweather: (glasses.....)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-19 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[They're all peanuts... even Reim is at peanut status right now, just with more notes.

That said, the weird burger. He looks down at his free meal, which is untouched not in the literal way, because he did poke it around the plate, but untouched in the "I would rather starve" way.]


I'm not sure I trust it not to turn into something else.
harepiece: (always cheats at uno)

[personal profile] harepiece 2014-11-19 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
[He's a high class peanut instead of an airline peanut, basically.

Oz will look at his burger too, though! ...It actually looks a little more innocuous than he had expected, considering half the people he talked to warned him that he'd probably be sick if he ate one.]


It's probably better not to find out. There's a reason people are avoiding them! Someone said that the last burger they had made them hallucinate. [...] But then I met some people who said it was fine to eat, too.
allweather: (hurt still)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-19 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
[The resemblance is there.

Reim's face sort of flip-flops between disgusted and weary in the next moment. Is everything Oz tells him going to come with a but then...? Is this his fate?]


I will pass. Another restaurant must be close by. Even a market. [He will teach himself to cook passably well rather than eat this free psycho-burger.]
harepiece: (let me think about that)

[personal profile] harepiece 2014-11-19 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Reim... lookin so elegant, friend...

But yes, everything that Oz has to say does more or less come with a BUT THEN attached. This is what happens when no one seems to have one solid opinion.]


If you're looking for something like that, I can help! [At which point he'll reach into his pocket and withdraw... A LIST. A list of safe places to eat and stores run by friendly people and things like that!! Oz has been hitting up the right citizens, clearly.]

The person who gave this to me said that the food is safe in these places.
allweather: (!)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-20 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[off to the parties

But A LIST that's very helpful. Can he have that, can he copy it down...]


You obtained this rather quickly... [he's impressed, this is quality heckling of the people] May I?
harepiece: (always cheats at uno)

[personal profile] harepiece 2014-11-20 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Handing it over, of course!! He knew Reim the List Master would want to copy the list...]

I was lucky enough to run into some really helpful people. [Unlike Ciel, who just got Captain Abe No "Everyone Is Trying To Murder Each Other" Sousei.] Actually, most of the people that I talked to had something to offer. Information or things to avoid or run-downs of things that have already happened... Oh! Like it seems that all new arrivals have to deal with something unpleasant.
allweather: (why isn't this one keyworded)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-22 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[It's being copied diligently!! How good... He makes a small noise of disapproval, glancing up from copying briefly at the last thing Oz says.]

What a terrible rite of passage. A few people I spoke with mentioned something similar, but I didn't realize the pattern had to do with people arriving... Monthly, is it?

[That's what the little elf boy or-whatever-he-is said.]
harepiece: (but idiots can't catch colds!)

[personal profile] harepiece 2014-11-22 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah, it's almost like he never left home... He props his chin up with the flat of his palm, nodding once at the question.]

That's what I've heard. It sounds like things have gone wrong like clockwork every time they pull in new people... For being capable of the things they claim, that's not a reassuring system.

[Which he says lightly, but really guys...]
allweather: (do you even speak fake victorian)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-23 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[So it's a complete disaster, good to know... Well, Oz can have his list back now. They've accomplished feeding themselves, sort of.]

Their methods must not be as precise as they think. That's no excuse to keep trying, if it goes wrong every time— Not, I suppose, that what we think of it has any bearing on whether they'll keep doing it or not.
harepiece: (you heathens)

[personal profile] harepiece 2014-11-24 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
[It is a questionable completion on Oz's end, considering he gave his voucher away. ...On Reim's end too honestly, since he's just staring at his burger judgmentally!!]

If they're trying to fill this place up, they won't listen at all. [Oz is honestly a little suspicious of just about everything in their flawed retrieval process anyway.] I guess we could try talking to that guy... He doesn't sound very receptive though, if he just gives out money and apologies for mistakes that almost kill people.

[There it is, the thing Oz is most buttblasted about currently.]
Edited 2014-11-24 00:20 (UTC)
allweather: (reim huge hands lunettes)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-24 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, but they have a LIST now... a list of food things... that they might eat.

That's a good point though; how well would operation: complain to management actually work?]


Let's hope he has a few competent subordinates, in that case. Someone has to be paying attention, even if they haven't the authority to do anything about all this.
harepiece: (it's like this)

[personal profile] harepiece 2014-11-24 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
[THEY'LL NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN unless Oz sets the kitchen on fire and gets kicked out of his apartment or something.]

Then let's find out! [says Oz enthusiastically while SLAMMING HIS HANDS DOWN ON THE TABLE. Lightly... He doesn't want to send burgers flying everywhere. He will stand after that, though, clearly intent on doing this thing like right away?! He's feeling antsy...]

I'm going to talk to more people and gather information. [And look for Gilbert considering he's heard a description that fits him pretty well. "Tall, dark and afraid of women"...] We should regroup later, okay?
allweather: (later losers)

[personal profile] allweather 2014-11-26 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Where is Gilbert... someone save this child.

Reim startles slightly - how do you lightly slam a table, weirdo - but sure?? Okay?? Good luck Oz.]


Ah- yes. Yes, of course. Where should I meet you?

[Anywhere but here...]
harepiece: (always cheats at uno)

[personal profile] harepiece 2014-11-26 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Look... where there is a will there's a way, okay!! And where there isn't a way, there's a moron who will forcibly make one.]

How about the entrance to the housing district? I don't know how to give more specific directions, but that's easy to find.

[He doesn't know any street names... are there even street names?? It is a true mystery, what is going on.]