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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-11-15 09:47 pm

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Who: CERES & you
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw

//event005.EXE

Learning is Fundamental! Let's play CERESLearn


ViViD's usual worlds are unfortunately down for maintenance. While CERES' programmers work on getting it back up and running, all new entrees this round will be going through a different level than usual. Only a single world is accessible at the moment, a simple one entitled 'CERESLearn.' "What the $%@& is this?" you must be thinking. Well, it's simple!

It's a study program, of course! CERES' advanced AI technology is here to make sure you learn and that you learn sexily. Whether or not you pay attention to the actual content is up to you, the player. Please enjoy it while it lasts. They're here to teach you a variety of subjects and also to make you feel vaguely uncomfortable all over.

New arrivals and those logging into ViViD will first find themselves in a classroom with a new operator greeting them rather than Vidia.
"Greetings and welcome to Cerealia! It's nice of you to join us at last. As you can see, we're just about to get started!

Here are the instructions:

♥ Choose your subject of choice. They include things like medicine, math, CERES economics, CERES history, fun facts about Julius, engineering, and science!
♥ Choose your tutor. You can hire Astor, Hilda, or UN-Zippy
♥ They'll teach you slowly, deliberately, sensually. Then after that, they'll drill you hard and without stopping.
♥ Just when you think you've had enough, they'll quiz you all over until you're sweating and panting.
♥ For those of you who pass, you'll be welcomed well into Cerealia and be given a free voucher for a McCERES Mildly Content meal. Please enjoy!"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Once you choose your lesson and your tutor, you will be transported to a classroom where you and a few other players who decide to choose the same lesson will sit with your tutor after school, getting knowledge taught to you by someone who seems more intent on learning what's under your clothes than filling your head with knowledge. They will be awkwardly stretching, dropping pencils by 'accident' on the floor, and bending down slowly to pick them up. Certain things might be spilling out of their clothes. Awkward things. They will breathe down your neck and make sure you are well-versed in their anatomy by the end of the lesson.

Fortunately, it won't last long as their bodies start to flicker erratically.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] Just as things begin to escalate, the flickering will grow intense until your tutor will start to morph before your eyes. What takes their place is something that is anything but friendly. And yes, it will continue to breathe down your neck and speak in a sweet, soft, alluring voice while reaching out with its 'hands' to try and touch you.

This will be your cue to run through the halls of the school while That Thing chases you in every single direction imaginable. There will be others joining you as everyone starts bolting out of their classrooms.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] Feeling tired already? Well, don't stop and rest now! For those who successfully murder their own tutor, they will get their food voucher and a lovely welcome into CERES. You've officially passed! Everyone will be allowed to mingle around the game room in the CERES Research Tower before being directed into McCERES just across the street. For those who were already in the colony, you will also receive a voucher and directions to McCERES at the end of the game in case you want to go meet up with the newcomers there or just eat some artery-killing fast food.

PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] For those who get eaten by That Thing or don't pass their quizzes and upset their tutors, they will be forced to endure the Price of Failure. This means being sent to the gym with the other 'failures' to endure a painfully slow and erotic striptease by UN-Zippy. Once that is over, they will then be logged out and allowed to have their complimentary McCERES voucher.

BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Congratulations on surviving CERESLearn! Here's your complimentary voucher for a free Mildly Content Meal at McCERES. This month's special is also the McKnight Burger. Characters are immediately invited to take a load off and enjoy some good ol' fashion fast food of questionable origin. Those who decide to order and eat here will also get a special toy included inside their Mildly Content Meals.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's usual arrival experience (which is not entirely applicable this round for reasons stated above^) and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


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[personal profile] insolvent 2014-11-18 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
The first move? [ ugh... he'll just kind of stare as she approaches, clearly not making any moves at all.

ugh, this would be a lot easier if it was a gross monster. ]
Sorry, what is my move supposed to be again?
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[personal profile] viperess 2014-11-19 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
...Are you hesitant to attack her Ludger? I can assure you she isn't real person. Would you rather I do it?

[Stop being such a baby Ludger.]
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[personal profile] insolvent 2014-11-19 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Even if you say that, she hasn't really done anything wrong. [ at least, not enough to warrant death, anyway. ]

It feels kind of wrong to suddenly attack her... [ for whatever reason, hilda actually seems rather excited at the prospect. probably because she's misinterpreting the word "attack" entirely, but she seems to be encouraging either of them to do so.

which really just makes actually doing it even harder. ]
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[personal profile] viperess 2014-11-21 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
True. However, this is not real and she is either keeping us here or is part of the bounded field we're trapped in.

[She sighs. Perhaps Ludger is too soft-hearted.]

You seem kind Ludger. Maybe you are not suited to this task.
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[personal profile] insolvent 2014-11-21 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Bounded field...?

[ though that confuses him for a second, he recognizes its not that important. instead he winces a little at her accusation, which is entirely true. ]

That's not it... but what if we're wrong? If we do something reckless, we might get stuck here even longer.
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[personal profile] viperess 2014-11-23 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Hm. You have a point.

[Perhaps she is being hasty in her attempt to escape.]

Do you have a better suggestion then? I would rather not remain here with such an...intrusive person.
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[personal profile] insolvent 2014-11-23 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
...I guess we could just try and leave.

[ it's not like anything's forcing them to remain in this classroom.

though he's not really sure where they could go from there. ]
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[personal profile] viperess 2014-11-30 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
...Very well. You go first and I'll cover you.

[Really, she just wants to see if there's any consequence for leaving without having to endure said consequence herself.]
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[personal profile] insolvent 2014-12-01 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Cover me? Do you think the teacher's going to attack or something...?

[ though now that he's say it out loud, it sounds less ridiculous (or more, depending on perspective). he considers it for a moment, before getting up out of his chair. before anyone can say or do anything... he starts running for the exit to the classroom, probably faster than is actually necessary. ]
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[personal profile] viperess 2014-12-11 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[As Ludger gets up and runs for the door, Hilda immediately turns her attention to him. The door is locked however and Hilda begins to flicker and an inhuman noise is screeched from her mouth. In a few short moments she turns into a monster and goes straight for Ludger.

In the last moment Rider jumps from her seat and onto her desk, throwing her chained dagger at Hilda and gouging her in the back. The gouge does nothing, but Rider uses the nail stuck in the back to pull Hilda back so she(?) can't reach Ludger.
]

So this is your true form. I prefer you like this more -- you're a lot bigger and easier to hit.
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[personal profile] insolvent 2014-12-12 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ludger is a bit taken aback by the sudden transformation... enough so that he would have been in trouble if not for rider's timely intervention. he falters for a moment, not really sure what to do in this situation... before reaching for his own weapons, pulling forth a pair of double blades. ]

Well... you're right that she's easier to hit like this. [ a pause. ] But I don't think we mean it in the same way.

[ either way, he'll at least take a shot at the monster, hoping to force it on the defensive. despite its... rather grotesque form, it's actually surprisingly nimble and manages to evade most of his blows. ]