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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-11-15 09:47 pm

« 005 ⇢ event005.exe »

Who: CERES & you
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw

//event005.EXE

Learning is Fundamental! Let's play CERESLearn


ViViD's usual worlds are unfortunately down for maintenance. While CERES' programmers work on getting it back up and running, all new entrees this round will be going through a different level than usual. Only a single world is accessible at the moment, a simple one entitled 'CERESLearn.' "What the $%@& is this?" you must be thinking. Well, it's simple!

It's a study program, of course! CERES' advanced AI technology is here to make sure you learn and that you learn sexily. Whether or not you pay attention to the actual content is up to you, the player. Please enjoy it while it lasts. They're here to teach you a variety of subjects and also to make you feel vaguely uncomfortable all over.

New arrivals and those logging into ViViD will first find themselves in a classroom with a new operator greeting them rather than Vidia.
"Greetings and welcome to Cerealia! It's nice of you to join us at last. As you can see, we're just about to get started!

Here are the instructions:

♥ Choose your subject of choice. They include things like medicine, math, CERES economics, CERES history, fun facts about Julius, engineering, and science!
♥ Choose your tutor. You can hire Astor, Hilda, or UN-Zippy
♥ They'll teach you slowly, deliberately, sensually. Then after that, they'll drill you hard and without stopping.
♥ Just when you think you've had enough, they'll quiz you all over until you're sweating and panting.
♥ For those of you who pass, you'll be welcomed well into Cerealia and be given a free voucher for a McCERES Mildly Content meal. Please enjoy!"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Once you choose your lesson and your tutor, you will be transported to a classroom where you and a few other players who decide to choose the same lesson will sit with your tutor after school, getting knowledge taught to you by someone who seems more intent on learning what's under your clothes than filling your head with knowledge. They will be awkwardly stretching, dropping pencils by 'accident' on the floor, and bending down slowly to pick them up. Certain things might be spilling out of their clothes. Awkward things. They will breathe down your neck and make sure you are well-versed in their anatomy by the end of the lesson.

Fortunately, it won't last long as their bodies start to flicker erratically.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] Just as things begin to escalate, the flickering will grow intense until your tutor will start to morph before your eyes. What takes their place is something that is anything but friendly. And yes, it will continue to breathe down your neck and speak in a sweet, soft, alluring voice while reaching out with its 'hands' to try and touch you.

This will be your cue to run through the halls of the school while That Thing chases you in every single direction imaginable. There will be others joining you as everyone starts bolting out of their classrooms.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] Feeling tired already? Well, don't stop and rest now! For those who successfully murder their own tutor, they will get their food voucher and a lovely welcome into CERES. You've officially passed! Everyone will be allowed to mingle around the game room in the CERES Research Tower before being directed into McCERES just across the street. For those who were already in the colony, you will also receive a voucher and directions to McCERES at the end of the game in case you want to go meet up with the newcomers there or just eat some artery-killing fast food.

PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] For those who get eaten by That Thing or don't pass their quizzes and upset their tutors, they will be forced to endure the Price of Failure. This means being sent to the gym with the other 'failures' to endure a painfully slow and erotic striptease by UN-Zippy. Once that is over, they will then be logged out and allowed to have their complimentary McCERES voucher.

BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Congratulations on surviving CERESLearn! Here's your complimentary voucher for a free Mildly Content Meal at McCERES. This month's special is also the McKnight Burger. Characters are immediately invited to take a load off and enjoy some good ol' fashion fast food of questionable origin. Those who decide to order and eat here will also get a special toy included inside their Mildly Content Meals.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's usual arrival experience (which is not entirely applicable this round for reasons stated above^) and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


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[personal profile] topscores 2014-11-19 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah.

[Good at dodging...something like that.

Nice stops when he sees the sword, turning back to the monsters as they enter the room as well.
]

Looks like it's as good time as any.

[He's tense, ready to snap at a moment's notice. He's not sure what kind of attack this guy has, or if he'll have to finish them off once he's done, but he's ready to make a snap (haha) decision depending on what happens next.]
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[personal profile] lionly 2014-11-20 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Elza lifts up the longsword, keeping it trained on the monsters as they enter.]

Can you fight? You gonna be all right if we take one each?

[He asks without turning his head, his body slowly shifting to get in an ideal position.]
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[personal profile] topscores 2014-11-22 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course!

[He's got an idea at how to get rid of it, and had had it tucked away for a while before he'd been interrupted.]

Three...two...one...go!

[Yes, he did just count down, and yes that's him running towards one of the monsters.]
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[personal profile] lionly 2014-11-23 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You should've mentioned before that we'd be counting down!

[But Elza kicks off in time with the count, laughing, though his eyes fix more intently on the monster as he approaches it.

He ducks one of its slicing arms, a slice of his longsword shearing the first segment of it completely from the monster's body.]
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[personal profile] topscores 2014-11-25 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[To Elza, it'll seem like Nice disappears with the only warning was a snap. But in a blink of an eye, the monster seems to be beaten up by something unseen before falling to its side. It only lasts a matter of seconds, and Nice appears again beside it.

He's shaking one of his hands, which is kind of red, but overall he looks pleased as he calls out over his shoulder:
]

You think I got it?

lionly: (c ↯ 'round the street corner)

[personal profile] lionly 2014-11-27 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Elza's still in the middle of fighting, fending off strikes and cleaving smartly with his sword-- luckily the thing isn't too thick-skinned. But even he notices when Nice disappears, glancing over with a surprised look before refocusing.

He steps back at the same time Nice calls out, sparing a glance his way:]


Maybe give it a poke to be sure.
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[personal profile] topscores 2014-11-29 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nice makes a sort of disgusted face, as if he doesn't want to touch this oversized bug again. But he reaches out to poke it anyway, as was suggested, and stumbled back with a yelp as it twitched slightly.

...But it didn't wake up.
]

...It would've definitely gotten up then, right? I think it's dead!
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[personal profile] lionly 2014-12-01 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Elza didn't actually expect him to poke it-- so when he does, he starts to laugh, his whole body shaking and his free hand clapping to his stomach as he half doubles over.

He poked it, he actually poked it...]


Y-yeah, it would've definitely... gotten up then...
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[personal profile] topscores 2014-12-02 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well Nice is ridiculous like that, definitely.

And when he hears Elza laughing, he looks over at him and raises an eyebrow. He told him to poke it?? He did??? And now he's laughing??

Whatever...
]

You done over there? I'm ready to get out of this weird place if you are.

[Hopefully the bugs are...mostly gone...]
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[personal profile] lionly 2014-12-06 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, yes, yes, [he says, after he manages to compose himself. Still smiling a bit, though.

He flicks any blood and monster guts from his sword and sheathes it before heading his way.]


Let's get out of here. And hope that those things don't have any more friends.
Edited 2014-12-06 14:43 (UTC)
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[personal profile] topscores 2014-12-06 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, let's hope...

[He doesn't really want to fight another one, to be honest.]

I'm tired of bugs.

[And so he'll start walking, looking over his shoulder to make sure he's being followed.]
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[personal profile] lionly 2014-12-08 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
After that, I think I'm also tired of them.

Not like I liked them in the first place, but usually I could just stomp one if I really hated it.

[Elza steps after him with his tail lightly swaying, shrugging his shoulder slightly.]

You didn't see any other kind of monster things roaming about?
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[personal profile] topscores 2014-12-09 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Not really. I mean, I might've seen some other people getting chased by these things, but other than that I haven't seen a whole lot.

[He says this so nonchalantly, like it's totally not a big deal that others are also getting chased by giant bugs.

Good job, Nice.
]
lionly: (c ↯ and days repeat)

[personal profile] lionly 2014-12-10 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
...Maybe we ought to go have a look around for those people. I doubt all of them would be able to fight.

[Nice, pls.

But Elza's knightly duty is calling to him... he must go save people... gallantly... or get covered in bug guts same difference right.]
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[personal profile] topscores 2014-12-18 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
They'll probably be fine.

[What an asshole...]

I have people I need to look for.

[Because they've got to be here too, okay!]
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[personal profile] lionly 2014-12-20 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'll go look for them anyway.

[Elza pauses, looking after him...]

Who is it you're looking for? I can look for them as I go.
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[personal profile] topscores 2014-12-20 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a girl named Hajime and two guys named Art and Murasaki. Hajime has has a blue jacket and a hat, and will probably ask you where she can find food. Art's wearing a suit, and Murasaki's got a big red coat and glasses...and they might be looking for me too.

[He pauses to think about it.]

They can handle themselves, but if you find them you can punch them for not showing up with me. Well, except Hajime. It might end badly for you if you do that.

[Better that Elza just ends up telling her that Nice is looking for her...]
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[personal profile] lionly 2014-12-20 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[NICE ARE YOU TELLING HIM TO PUNCH A YOUNG LADY??? Possibly more than one are you crazy he would not even.]

I may just tell them that you're here and looking for them.

[Though that said--]

I'm Elza Clifford, by the way. And your name?
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[personal profile] topscores 2014-12-23 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
--Or that.

[He's not going to fight Elza on the idea that they need to be punched -- he'll just do it himself.]

I'm Nice. [Yes, that's his name.] You got anyone I need to keep an eye out for?
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[personal profile] lionly 2014-12-26 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[How nice of you Nice... Elza blinks as he gives his name, unsure if it's legit but when you say it with such a straight face...]

There's a man with red hair, armour and carrying a bastard sword named Nesso Galland. If you let him know about me if you see him, I'd be grateful.
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[personal profile] topscores 2014-12-26 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nope 100% legit. He nods, committing the name to memory before putting his hands into his pockets.]

I can do that. See you later!

[And with that, he's going to start walking away...]