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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-11-15 09:47 pm

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Who: CERES & you
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw

//event005.EXE

Learning is Fundamental! Let's play CERESLearn


ViViD's usual worlds are unfortunately down for maintenance. While CERES' programmers work on getting it back up and running, all new entrees this round will be going through a different level than usual. Only a single world is accessible at the moment, a simple one entitled 'CERESLearn.' "What the $%@& is this?" you must be thinking. Well, it's simple!

It's a study program, of course! CERES' advanced AI technology is here to make sure you learn and that you learn sexily. Whether or not you pay attention to the actual content is up to you, the player. Please enjoy it while it lasts. They're here to teach you a variety of subjects and also to make you feel vaguely uncomfortable all over.

New arrivals and those logging into ViViD will first find themselves in a classroom with a new operator greeting them rather than Vidia.
"Greetings and welcome to Cerealia! It's nice of you to join us at last. As you can see, we're just about to get started!

Here are the instructions:

♥ Choose your subject of choice. They include things like medicine, math, CERES economics, CERES history, fun facts about Julius, engineering, and science!
♥ Choose your tutor. You can hire Astor, Hilda, or UN-Zippy
♥ They'll teach you slowly, deliberately, sensually. Then after that, they'll drill you hard and without stopping.
♥ Just when you think you've had enough, they'll quiz you all over until you're sweating and panting.
♥ For those of you who pass, you'll be welcomed well into Cerealia and be given a free voucher for a McCERES Mildly Content meal. Please enjoy!"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Once you choose your lesson and your tutor, you will be transported to a classroom where you and a few other players who decide to choose the same lesson will sit with your tutor after school, getting knowledge taught to you by someone who seems more intent on learning what's under your clothes than filling your head with knowledge. They will be awkwardly stretching, dropping pencils by 'accident' on the floor, and bending down slowly to pick them up. Certain things might be spilling out of their clothes. Awkward things. They will breathe down your neck and make sure you are well-versed in their anatomy by the end of the lesson.

Fortunately, it won't last long as their bodies start to flicker erratically.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] Just as things begin to escalate, the flickering will grow intense until your tutor will start to morph before your eyes. What takes their place is something that is anything but friendly. And yes, it will continue to breathe down your neck and speak in a sweet, soft, alluring voice while reaching out with its 'hands' to try and touch you.

This will be your cue to run through the halls of the school while That Thing chases you in every single direction imaginable. There will be others joining you as everyone starts bolting out of their classrooms.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] Feeling tired already? Well, don't stop and rest now! For those who successfully murder their own tutor, they will get their food voucher and a lovely welcome into CERES. You've officially passed! Everyone will be allowed to mingle around the game room in the CERES Research Tower before being directed into McCERES just across the street. For those who were already in the colony, you will also receive a voucher and directions to McCERES at the end of the game in case you want to go meet up with the newcomers there or just eat some artery-killing fast food.

PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] For those who get eaten by That Thing or don't pass their quizzes and upset their tutors, they will be forced to endure the Price of Failure. This means being sent to the gym with the other 'failures' to endure a painfully slow and erotic striptease by UN-Zippy. Once that is over, they will then be logged out and allowed to have their complimentary McCERES voucher.

BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Congratulations on surviving CERESLearn! Here's your complimentary voucher for a free Mildly Content Meal at McCERES. This month's special is also the McKnight Burger. Characters are immediately invited to take a load off and enjoy some good ol' fashion fast food of questionable origin. Those who decide to order and eat here will also get a special toy included inside their Mildly Content Meals.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's usual arrival experience (which is not entirely applicable this round for reasons stated above^) and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


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[personal profile] topscores 2014-11-20 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Disobeying orders and sassing is 100% Nice's Thing and it probably won't take Steve long to figure that out.]

You sound like a cop or something...

[Except he looked much more weird than that, in his opinion. He side eyes Steve, and puts his hands in his pockets.]

But I can't do anything unless it does. How about you keep doing the distraction thing, and I'll take care of it?

[He's tapping the front of his shoe behind him, as if the idea of a monster bug coming that close to him doesn't bother him at all...]
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[personal profile] savesthedance 2014-11-24 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Soldier, actually.

[He side eyes Nice, not entirely sure what the kid has in mind, but he's not about to run away, he can tell that much.]

Any chance you'll clue me in on your plan?

[He's willing to play the distraction, but he'd like to know what Nice is going to do first.]
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[personal profile] topscores 2014-11-25 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nice looks at the monster, then back at Steve. He glances over at his shield briefly, and then he stretches.]

Don't have a plan. [Liar.] Just get him within...oh, five meters of me, okay? Make sure you stay in that range, too.

[That's Important to getting a little help.]
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[personal profile] savesthedance 2014-12-06 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
[...so he has a plan, he's just not in a sharing mood? Okay then.

Steve may not like it, but there's a monster on the loose in school, now isn't exactly the time to be arguing. They need to act, and soon.

He nods, doing as Nice requests and quickly engages the monster. After some back and forth, he has the monster right where he wants him. But Nice better move fast, because Steve doesn't know how long it'll be before the monster is out of that five meter range again.]
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[personal profile] topscores 2014-12-06 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Of course he'll move fast. Like so fast, that as soon as Steve gets the monster within Nice's range, he'll put on his headphones and snap quickly. Unfortunately, Steve won't really notice anything but the fact that he loses his shield, and the next thing he knows is that it's heavily embedded into the monster's head.

With Nice standing on top of it.

It starts falling, and Nice yelps and jumps off of it and to the side before it could collapse on him, but he...didn't take the shield out.

You're welcome, Steve. It's probably got some brain matter on it now.
]
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[personal profile] savesthedance 2014-12-15 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Steve barely has time to react, when the monster begins to crash down right where he was. He jumps back, his gaze going from the monster, to the boy, and to his shield now in the creature's head.]

How did you..? [It's not overly surprising, but it's still curious. He's seen enough people with abilities to at least know they're possible.

He's not going to wait for an answer, though, before he moves forward and removes the shield from it's resting place.]
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1/2

[personal profile] topscores 2014-12-20 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Good, you can deal with the bug guts because Nice doesn't really want to.]

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

[THAT'S NOT EVEN REMOTELY TRUE...but he'll act like it was nothing at all, taking his headphones off and settling them back down around his neck.]
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2/3

[personal profile] topscores 2014-12-20 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[But then he grins, because his need to brag outweighs his need to bluff.]

Just kidding!
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[personal profile] topscores 2014-12-20 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[But then he just looks smug. Wipe that smug grin off of his face, Steve.]

It's called a Minimum. Pretty cool, huh?

[He thinks he's the coolest thing ever, ok]
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[personal profile] savesthedance 2014-12-29 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Steve almost double takes, but then the kid is laughing and bragging.

Interesting. But he's not the first person he's met to act like that.]


It's something else, that's for sure. [Cool isn't the word he would use, being the old timer than he is, but it is pretty handy.]

So it allows you to move fast?
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[personal profile] topscores 2015-01-19 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah....yeah. Sorry about Nice, Steve.]

Pretty much, yeah. All I gotta do is snap.

[You're supposed to keep quiet about these sorts of things, man. And yet here he is -- but then again, Steve had already seen it in action anyway.]