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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-11-15 09:47 pm

« 005 ⇢ event005.exe »

Who: CERES & you
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw

//event005.EXE

Learning is Fundamental! Let's play CERESLearn


ViViD's usual worlds are unfortunately down for maintenance. While CERES' programmers work on getting it back up and running, all new entrees this round will be going through a different level than usual. Only a single world is accessible at the moment, a simple one entitled 'CERESLearn.' "What the $%@& is this?" you must be thinking. Well, it's simple!

It's a study program, of course! CERES' advanced AI technology is here to make sure you learn and that you learn sexily. Whether or not you pay attention to the actual content is up to you, the player. Please enjoy it while it lasts. They're here to teach you a variety of subjects and also to make you feel vaguely uncomfortable all over.

New arrivals and those logging into ViViD will first find themselves in a classroom with a new operator greeting them rather than Vidia.
"Greetings and welcome to Cerealia! It's nice of you to join us at last. As you can see, we're just about to get started!

Here are the instructions:

♥ Choose your subject of choice. They include things like medicine, math, CERES economics, CERES history, fun facts about Julius, engineering, and science!
♥ Choose your tutor. You can hire Astor, Hilda, or UN-Zippy
♥ They'll teach you slowly, deliberately, sensually. Then after that, they'll drill you hard and without stopping.
♥ Just when you think you've had enough, they'll quiz you all over until you're sweating and panting.
♥ For those of you who pass, you'll be welcomed well into Cerealia and be given a free voucher for a McCERES Mildly Content meal. Please enjoy!"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Once you choose your lesson and your tutor, you will be transported to a classroom where you and a few other players who decide to choose the same lesson will sit with your tutor after school, getting knowledge taught to you by someone who seems more intent on learning what's under your clothes than filling your head with knowledge. They will be awkwardly stretching, dropping pencils by 'accident' on the floor, and bending down slowly to pick them up. Certain things might be spilling out of their clothes. Awkward things. They will breathe down your neck and make sure you are well-versed in their anatomy by the end of the lesson.

Fortunately, it won't last long as their bodies start to flicker erratically.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] Just as things begin to escalate, the flickering will grow intense until your tutor will start to morph before your eyes. What takes their place is something that is anything but friendly. And yes, it will continue to breathe down your neck and speak in a sweet, soft, alluring voice while reaching out with its 'hands' to try and touch you.

This will be your cue to run through the halls of the school while That Thing chases you in every single direction imaginable. There will be others joining you as everyone starts bolting out of their classrooms.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] Feeling tired already? Well, don't stop and rest now! For those who successfully murder their own tutor, they will get their food voucher and a lovely welcome into CERES. You've officially passed! Everyone will be allowed to mingle around the game room in the CERES Research Tower before being directed into McCERES just across the street. For those who were already in the colony, you will also receive a voucher and directions to McCERES at the end of the game in case you want to go meet up with the newcomers there or just eat some artery-killing fast food.

PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] For those who get eaten by That Thing or don't pass their quizzes and upset their tutors, they will be forced to endure the Price of Failure. This means being sent to the gym with the other 'failures' to endure a painfully slow and erotic striptease by UN-Zippy. Once that is over, they will then be logged out and allowed to have their complimentary McCERES voucher.

BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Congratulations on surviving CERESLearn! Here's your complimentary voucher for a free Mildly Content Meal at McCERES. This month's special is also the McKnight Burger. Characters are immediately invited to take a load off and enjoy some good ol' fashion fast food of questionable origin. Those who decide to order and eat here will also get a special toy included inside their Mildly Content Meals.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's usual arrival experience (which is not entirely applicable this round for reasons stated above^) and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


springful: (no i'm not gonna give birth)

[personal profile] springful 2014-11-24 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Okay! [Good luck, Yang, she has faith in you!! She watches carefully to make sure the other girl is fine as she prepares her spell, but soon enough, she's done.]

I'm ready!
flaredo: (Just call me Slip'N Slide)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-25 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's just staying on her toes now, ducking and diving and-- glancing over her shoulder. ]

Fire away!
springful: (senpai shut the fuck up)

[personal profile] springful 2014-11-26 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Here I go!

[And fire away she does!! The spell shoots out like a spear before hitting the bug, entangling with it as its energy is drained. While it doesn't kill it, the bug collapses onto the ground in a clean knockout.]
flaredo: (Did you MEAN to land on your head?)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-27 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
... So tell me how that's not useful again? [ and she'll nudge the bug, just to make sure it's down. Yep. ]
springful: (perpetually silent and gloomy)

[personal profile] springful 2014-11-27 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Well... As far as magecraft goes, it's not very versatile. The only thing it can do is steal from others. [And she's not very fond of that, but beggars can't be choosers when your life is in danger...]
flaredo: (That's my lil sis)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-27 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
You could say a weapon does that too, if you had to get serious. It was helpful here, wasn't it?
springful: (the kohaku smile)

[personal profile] springful 2014-11-27 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, you're right. I'm a little surprised myself, actually. [the last time she used it, things kind of went to hell and all.]
flaredo: (Sure are a lot of tumbleweeds today)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-27 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It happens! ]

Maybe it just takes a little confidence and practice? It took me awhile to get the hang of fighting.
springful: (her ribbon's on the left!!)

[personal profile] springful 2014-11-28 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Really? You looked so comfortable out there, I never would've guessed. [she kind of admires yang just for that already. people who actually have confidence in themselves are always impressive to her.]
flaredo: (You done good (beanpole))

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-28 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I learned pretty early on! But the important thing is to never let 'em see you sweat. Confidence is a big part of it.
springful: (the kohaku smile)

[personal profile] springful 2014-11-28 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Confidence, is it? I'd say I have a lot to work on then.
flaredo: (This won't hurt (me) a bit)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-28 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry! I'll lend you a hand until you're overflowing with it!
springful: (her ribbon's on the left!!)

[personal profile] springful 2014-11-29 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
That's very kind of you to say, but I wouldn't want to trouble you. Are you sure it's okay?
flaredo: (I like the leg-breaking idea!)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-29 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
If I thought it was a pain, I wouldn't bother to volunteer!
springful: (the totally a normal girl smile)

[personal profile] springful 2014-11-30 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, well... [That's certainly true, isn't it? She really should just learn to accept help when it's offered, and so she smiles.] In that case, I'll be looking forward to it.
flaredo: (Please stop coming closer)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-30 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's a grin in return-- before she lightly swats her forehead with a palm. ] Oh, right-- my name's Yang! I guess we skipped that part entirely.
springful: (fuck takeuchi ufotable is here)

[personal profile] springful 2014-12-01 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Hehe, you're right, I completely forgot about it too. [nodding her head politely] My name is Sakura Matou. It's nice to meet you, Yang-san.
flaredo: (Of course I don't start fights)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-12-01 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Same here! Once we get out of this game, I can show you around properly.
springful: ("her full smile is perfect")

[personal profile] springful 2014-12-06 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
All the more reason to get out quickly then! I'll be looking forward to it. [Whatever is outside of this game anyways......]
flaredo: (I think we should torch his underwear)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-12-06 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, we should-- [ and suddenly there's a voucher floating in front of Sakura's face. YOU DID IT! ]
springful: (her ribbon's on the left!!)

[personal profile] springful 2014-12-11 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHY IS THERE A VOUCHER IN HER FACE?! Despite her obviously being startled by it though, she hesitantly takes the voucher.]

A free meal at "McCERES"...? [The longer she's here the less things make sense honestly. She is so lost right now.] Is this for defeating that monster?
flaredo: (That's my lil sis)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-12-12 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yep! You should be able to get out of here now.
springful: (the totally a normal girl smile)

[personal profile] springful 2014-12-13 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Really?

[And just like that, the virtual world of ViVid fades away. Of course to Sakura, it's just as confusing as everything else so far, but at least they're not in some weird bug-infested school, so...]

I'm not sure where we are, I guess we really did it!