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[reparator]

Who: CERES & you
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw

//event005.EXE Learning is Fundamental! Let's play CERESLearn ViViD's usual worlds are unfortunately down for maintenance. While CERES' programmers work on getting it back up and running, all new entrees this round will be going through a different level than usual. Only a single world is accessible at the moment, a simple one entitled 'CERESLearn.' "What the $%@& is this?" you must be thinking. Well, it's simple! It's a study program, of course! CERES' advanced AI technology is here to make sure you learn and that you learn sexily. Whether or not you pay attention to the actual content is up to you, the player. Please enjoy it while it lasts. They're here to teach you a variety of subjects and also to make you feel vaguely uncomfortable all over. New arrivals and those logging into ViViD will first find themselves in a classroom with a new operator greeting them rather than Vidia. "Greetings and welcome to Cerealia! It's nice of you to join us at last. As you can see, we're just about to get started! Here are the instructions: ♥ Choose your subject of choice. They include things like medicine, math, CERES economics, CERES history, fun facts about Julius, engineering, and science! ♥ Choose your tutor. You can hire Astor, Hilda, or UN-Zippy ♥ They'll teach you slowly, deliberately, sensually. Then after that, they'll drill you hard and without stopping. ♥ Just when you think you've had enough, they'll quiz you all over until you're sweating and panting. ♥ For those of you who pass, you'll be welcomed well into Cerealia and be given a free voucher for a McCERES Mildly Content meal. Please enjoy!"

//SCENARIOS.EXE PHASE I [ xxxx ] Once you choose your lesson and your tutor, you will be transported to a classroom where you and a few other players who decide to choose the same lesson will sit with your tutor after school, getting knowledge taught to you by someone who seems more intent on learning what's under your clothes than filling your head with knowledge. They will be awkwardly stretching, dropping pencils by 'accident' on the floor, and bending down slowly to pick them up. Certain things might be spilling out of their clothes. Awkward things. They will breathe down your neck and make sure you are well-versed in their anatomy by the end of the lesson. Fortunately, it won't last long as their bodies start to flicker erratically. PHASE II [ xxxx ] Just as things begin to escalate, the flickering will grow intense until your tutor will start to morph before your eyes. What takes their place is something that is anything but friendly. And yes, it will continue to breathe down your neck and speak in a sweet, soft, alluring voice while reaching out with its 'hands' to try and touch you. This will be your cue to run through the halls of the school while That Thing chases you in every single direction imaginable. There will be others joining you as everyone starts bolting out of their classrooms. PHASE III [ xxxx ] Feeling tired already? Well, don't stop and rest now! For those who successfully murder their own tutor, they will get their food voucher and a lovely welcome into CERES. You've officially passed! Everyone will be allowed to mingle around the game room in the CERES Research Tower before being directed into McCERES just across the street. For those who were already in the colony, you will also receive a voucher and directions to McCERES at the end of the game in case you want to go meet up with the newcomers there or just eat some artery-killing fast food. PHASE IV [ xxxx ] For those who get eaten by That Thing or don't pass their quizzes and upset their tutors, they will be forced to endure the Price of Failure. This means being sent to the gym with the other 'failures' to endure a painfully slow and erotic striptease by UN-Zippy. Once that is over, they will then be logged out and allowed to have their complimentary McCERES voucher. BONUS [ whyo'clock ] Congratulations on surviving CERESLearn! Here's your complimentary voucher for a free Mildly Content Meal at McCERES. This month's special is also the McKnight Burger. Characters are immediately invited to take a load off and enjoy some good ol' fashion fast food of questionable origin. Those who decide to order and eat here will also get a special toy included inside their Mildly Content Meals. [ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's usual arrival experience (which is not entirely applicable this round for reasons stated above^) and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

Comments

[deontology]

["Currently". Still, without being asked, Sousei's not going to elaborate. He's a little close-mouthed that way.

After a moment's pause, he points towards a street they pass by.]

The market is this direction; you should see the sign. [why they can read it, he's not sure; he's pretty sure it's not Japanese, but.......]

In this direction, there is the majority of the residences.

[firstcloud]

[ He silently follows the motion with his gaze, putting the path they take and markers into memory, so he will remember what is where.

Odd sign, that.

Everything really looks way too different from Oumi, he's worried he'll forget what place is where, but he can hope he'll manage somehow.

He nods. ]

So, both you and my descendant lives there, too, then?

[ It's so weird to use the word "descendant" like he already has one. And he has several, that's quite remarkable, really! ]

[deontology]

[Everything is bizarre here, sadly... Sousei knows the feeling, even if he's got a slightly better grasp on more western places like this.]

...That is correct. We currently live together.

[For safety, because it's easier, for tons of reasons. But he can at least understand the question for what it is, starting to walk in that direction.]

I will show you where. [So if Kagemitsu ever needs them for anything, he'll know where to find them. It seems only natural to do for Tenka's ancestor.]

[firstcloud]

That would make sense. Are you the only two from home, this far? [ Besides Nii-san and Kagemitsu and Nishiki, but he has not met her yet, now. Ah, he needs to find out where to live, too. ] Thank you.

[ Because it really would be good to know, so he can find them easily. ] How, exactly, does someone acquire a place to live here? [ He's not sure it would work normally---besides, the Cloud Shrine has always been with him, so he has never had to worry about housing before. ]

[deontology]

Yes, as far as I have seen.

[Well... "from home".... meaning "what he knows of as people from their version of Japan". There are the Shinsengumi as well, and people from future Japan, but...Kagemitsu won't understand the significance of either of those things.

So for now? Yeah, that's it.]

Any place may be claimed as a place to live. [Weird as it seems...] Payment will be required after three months, it seems.

[firstcloud]

I see.. It would be interesting to meet more of our lineages.

[ Because he's really curious. What kind of people are his offspring? He's met Tenka, but there has to be so many people between their generations. ]

That sounds both remarkable and peculiar. Why would they not demand payment right away?

[deontology]

I suspect it is to allow us to settle in without difficulty.

[With the whole...job....thing.]

...They do seem interested in keeping us supplied with the necessities, at least. [Possibly to keep them complacent??? He's suspicious.]

[firstcloud]

That might not be a bad idea, yet it doesn't feel right.

[ It just feels off. It doesn't feel like it's easy to trust them. ]

Are they trying to bribe us with it?

[deontology]

It's possible.

[He pauses for a moment, and then continues, expression carefully blank--]

They have attempted to bribe us before, due to trying to kill us upon our entry into the city. [By "us" he mostly means him and Tenka, though the others of their app round also count.]

[firstcloud]

[ he WAS going to continue on that train of thought, but then he focuses on something currently more important. ]

They tried to do it when you arrived, too?

[deontology]

[...okay, now he does sigh, faintly.]

...It was in "repayment" for the fact that they tried to have me killed as a "criminal" for a crime I hadn't committed.

[firstcloud]

They did what? [ You might notice that he's getting a little upset over this. But hey, Hirari-niisan is almost, just a little, family, so, if Sousei now is his descendant, that would make Sousei almost just a little family as well. And he hates his family being hurt. He's lost enough family already. ]

[deontology]

[He's a little surprised at how angry Kagemitsu appears to be on his behalf. He'd understand when it came to Tenka--descendant must mean something--but... he blinks, but his response comes rather easily.]

They attempted to have me killed. Tenka as well, though we were both able to fend them off. They later stated it was a mistake.

[Which he thinks is a load of bs, but it is what it is.]

[firstcloud]

[ Descendant absolutely means something (means more) but almost-family does, too, at least to him. ]

What sort of excuse is that. That's inexcusable.

[deontology]

[He's really just never going to expect this sort of thing on his behalf... but you're a good person, Kagemitsu.]

It is. It is only one of many crimes they have perpetuated, knowingly or otherwise.

I would advise caution with...most everything here.

[firstcloud]

[ He should learn to expect it sometimes, at least. ]

Is there no way of contacting them to let them get an earful?

[ Because seriously. He doesn't want his family get hurt again. What happened in his time was enough. ]

[deontology]

[... ... ... well. If Kagemitsu wants to...]

You may contact Julius Vincere through this device. He appears to be the one in charge.

[Though it doesn't....do much....as far as Sousei can tell.]

[firstcloud]

[ He'll consider what to say, with proper arguments and everything, before he does anything. But really, he really really feels the need to tell them off.

He gives an affirmative nod. The name is weird, but he'll remember it. He might be unable to spell it, though. ]

Alright, I'll keep that in mind.