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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-11-15 09:47 pm

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Who: CERES & you
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw

//event005.EXE

Learning is Fundamental! Let's play CERESLearn


ViViD's usual worlds are unfortunately down for maintenance. While CERES' programmers work on getting it back up and running, all new entrees this round will be going through a different level than usual. Only a single world is accessible at the moment, a simple one entitled 'CERESLearn.' "What the $%@& is this?" you must be thinking. Well, it's simple!

It's a study program, of course! CERES' advanced AI technology is here to make sure you learn and that you learn sexily. Whether or not you pay attention to the actual content is up to you, the player. Please enjoy it while it lasts. They're here to teach you a variety of subjects and also to make you feel vaguely uncomfortable all over.

New arrivals and those logging into ViViD will first find themselves in a classroom with a new operator greeting them rather than Vidia.
"Greetings and welcome to Cerealia! It's nice of you to join us at last. As you can see, we're just about to get started!

Here are the instructions:

♥ Choose your subject of choice. They include things like medicine, math, CERES economics, CERES history, fun facts about Julius, engineering, and science!
♥ Choose your tutor. You can hire Astor, Hilda, or UN-Zippy
♥ They'll teach you slowly, deliberately, sensually. Then after that, they'll drill you hard and without stopping.
♥ Just when you think you've had enough, they'll quiz you all over until you're sweating and panting.
♥ For those of you who pass, you'll be welcomed well into Cerealia and be given a free voucher for a McCERES Mildly Content meal. Please enjoy!"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Once you choose your lesson and your tutor, you will be transported to a classroom where you and a few other players who decide to choose the same lesson will sit with your tutor after school, getting knowledge taught to you by someone who seems more intent on learning what's under your clothes than filling your head with knowledge. They will be awkwardly stretching, dropping pencils by 'accident' on the floor, and bending down slowly to pick them up. Certain things might be spilling out of their clothes. Awkward things. They will breathe down your neck and make sure you are well-versed in their anatomy by the end of the lesson.

Fortunately, it won't last long as their bodies start to flicker erratically.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] Just as things begin to escalate, the flickering will grow intense until your tutor will start to morph before your eyes. What takes their place is something that is anything but friendly. And yes, it will continue to breathe down your neck and speak in a sweet, soft, alluring voice while reaching out with its 'hands' to try and touch you.

This will be your cue to run through the halls of the school while That Thing chases you in every single direction imaginable. There will be others joining you as everyone starts bolting out of their classrooms.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] Feeling tired already? Well, don't stop and rest now! For those who successfully murder their own tutor, they will get their food voucher and a lovely welcome into CERES. You've officially passed! Everyone will be allowed to mingle around the game room in the CERES Research Tower before being directed into McCERES just across the street. For those who were already in the colony, you will also receive a voucher and directions to McCERES at the end of the game in case you want to go meet up with the newcomers there or just eat some artery-killing fast food.

PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] For those who get eaten by That Thing or don't pass their quizzes and upset their tutors, they will be forced to endure the Price of Failure. This means being sent to the gym with the other 'failures' to endure a painfully slow and erotic striptease by UN-Zippy. Once that is over, they will then be logged out and allowed to have their complimentary McCERES voucher.

BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Congratulations on surviving CERESLearn! Here's your complimentary voucher for a free Mildly Content Meal at McCERES. This month's special is also the McKnight Burger. Characters are immediately invited to take a load off and enjoy some good ol' fashion fast food of questionable origin. Those who decide to order and eat here will also get a special toy included inside their Mildly Content Meals.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's usual arrival experience (which is not entirely applicable this round for reasons stated above^) and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


unathletic: (on the great wall of china)

[personal profile] unathletic 2014-11-29 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[ Shirou, man, you're a little too intense about this.. all of Heung Soo's reckless idiot sensors are going off up in his mind, and he can't help but frown a little bit -- although it's for two reasons. ]

Yah. Don't lump us together like that. [ Even though it's the same thing, honestly.. he'd do pretty much just about anything to keep his best friend safe, but he's not going to put to just let Shirou put it in a way that sounds that embarrassing and then lump him in.

But the second reason has more to do with his mother hen instincts.. because even if Shirou seems pretty.... n.. aive.. (to put it in a nice way) that doesn't mean Heung Soo is unkind enough to just let him run straight into some robot that'll crush him with one fist just because he doesn't Know yet just what this place is like. ]


.. and be a little more careful than that. [ Only Heung Soo can make motherhenning sound like he's doing something really, really bothersome. ]
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[personal profile] projections 2014-12-02 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
Why, what's wrong? You want to protect whoever is close to you too. Isn't it the same thing? [He doesn't even get it so he doesn't think he needs to apologize yet. You lost me.


> Shirou

> Being careful in 2014k

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I can't make any promises. [Sakura's here and he doesn't know what he'll do to protect her. Lord, he wasn't joking earlier. ]

You don't need to worry because I've been training myself for situations like this. How about you? Can you fight or anything? [Are you anime Heung Soo?]
unathletic: (we both got fired)

[personal profile] unathletic 2014-12-05 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh my god, don't pull him into your embarrassing shounen speeches, Shirou. Shounen is what he reads, not what he is!! ]

Yeah. [ Nothing on any anime level, but.. hey, to him Shirou doesn't seem very anime either with his clothing style despite the fact that he's so weird already. So he figures it should be okay to claim he can fight to this guy, at least - not like he can't throw a mean punch if he has to. ]

You keep getting things wrong though. I'm not worried. About either of those things, that is.

[ Aka not about Shirou and not about Nam Soon!! Even though at least one of those is a lie to save face for a moment since god, like hell he's going to admit it when you put it that way, Shirou. At least his concern for Shirou is more still a budding mama hen flower, so he can say that a little more genuinely. ]
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[personal profile] projections 2014-12-06 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You got me beat. I don't have a clue what to do.

[TOO BAD HEUNG SOO IS NOW HEUNG SOOHOUNEN.]


You said all of those things earlier and I'm still wrong. How am I still mistaken?

Are you sure you're telling me the complete truth? [He's onto you.]
unathletic: (we feel no emotion)

[personal profile] unathletic 2014-12-07 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's not even giving Shirou anything but a Look at those last words... really, does he look like he's lying over here. Just stop it with the embarrassing talk and he's fine, geez..!! ]

I already knew. [ About the first part, he means.. ] You look like the sort of guy who doesn't know what he's doing.

[ SORRY SHIROU, BUT IT'S THE TRUTH.. is red hair a signal for loose cannon or something. Does it warn other people in advance. ]

Do you often just jump into stuff without thinking?

[ do you mean: the entirety of fate/stay night ]
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fuck hiatus

[personal profile] projections 2014-12-13 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[Don't put him on the spot like that it makes him awkward.
When does he ever know what he's doing? He's not gonna go out of his way to deny it.]


You don't hold back on your punches. In some ways that's true. Sometimes there's only one real way to do things and there's no room for thought or consideration.

Have you ever been in that situation before? [HAVE YOU? ]
unathletic: (as we spiral down to the world)

woah does your onii-chan know about this!!!

[personal profile] unathletic 2014-12-15 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He knows, man.

He knows about THE FIRE.

.. okay, he doesn't, but still. ]


Hasn't everyone? [ He'll admit that much.. mostly since if he puts it that way, it's less personal, it sounds less like it specifically applies to him. But yeah, he's been there, bruh. ]

It's just that some people think every situation is like that.

[ So don't be that kind of person, Shirou. Because they're hot-headed idiots. ]
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I DONT HAVE AN ONII CHAN

[personal profile] projections 2014-12-17 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Some people might but I can't really work my mind well when I'm putting my life on the line.

Everyone's different.

Well, I know that's reckless of me so I've been trying to work on it. Just give me some time. [Because he can't keep being schooled over his recklessness everyday. Sakura will worry too much and that's not good!]

unathletic: (and i guess it's worth your time)

too late i know your secret now

[personal profile] unathletic 2014-12-21 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He gives a small nod. ]

If you say so. [ He doesn't believe it's something this guy can easily get over, but.. well, if he's so determined to try, then let him try, right? Not like Heung Soo is his babysitter, he's already got his own five year old to look after..

So after a shrug, he's already turning to walk away. He's done here, bro. ]